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Hypo: $3M to spend the next 90 days in Tehran
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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:06 PM Author: Primrose pontificating goyim You can pack up whatever you have around IRL that you want to bring with you, so long as it all fits in a backpack or suitcase.
You'll be given a 90-day visa, so, officially, there will be no immigration-type issues with you being there. But, the state won't offer you any special protections or privileges.
You'll be transported to a random, public spot in Tehran--i.e., on the street, in a park, in a cafe.
If you stay within Tehran city limits for the next 90 days, you will get $3M.
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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:08 PM Author: useless nowag brethren Gladly. I wish this was real. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49800616) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:08 PM Author: Primrose pontificating goyim Why not head over now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49800618) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:09 PM Author: useless nowag brethren Because there isn't 3m on the other side of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49800620) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:10 PM Author: Primrose pontificating goyim Think about the friends you could make along the way. That's worth more than the money. Did you see the video in the other thread with the guy asking people to go to the cafe with him? Do you think they'd go with you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49800626) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: useless nowag brethren Yeah I think so. I get along with everyone IRL and I've spent years living in the Middle East. This would be a cakewalk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49800633) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:17 PM Author: Primrose pontificating goyim I'd love to visit Iran under normal circumstances, but there are extenuating circumstances unfolding at the moment. Are you sure you're in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49800657) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:20 PM Author: useless nowag brethren Yes, the hardest part would be leaving my family behind but I think I could survive. There 10m+ people in Tehran, the likeliest scenario is only a small fraction will be hurt or det. I'd quickly figure out the areas that are least likely to be bombed--perhaps the diplomatic enclave--and get an apartment there. It would be chill as fuck man. I wish this was a real offer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49800671) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:25 PM Author: chestnut odious digit ratio house but where will I get 3 million dollars?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49800685) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: Charismatic hissy fit round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49801071) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:26 PM Author: chestnut odious digit ratio house seriously though, yes, in a heart beat, I would use my second passport from a small rich inoffensive country and I'm quite confident I could rely on the comfort of strangers for that amount of time (plus I would bring a bunch of cash and credit cards) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49800689) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:28 PM Author: Primrose pontificating goyim Are American credit cards accepted in Iran?
No concerns about bombing, fresh water supply...? |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:36 PM Author: chestnut odious digit ratio house good question, I have no idea about the credit cards 10 grand in cash is about $110 a day which I suppose goes a very long way in Tehran I am reasonably confident that the USAF is indeed only targeting military and strategic targets and generally leaving civilian targets alone - if a lot of civilians were getting got, we would be hearing about it at 1000 decibels 24/7, but we aren't I'm also reasonably confident that the ordinary Iranian is as hospitable and kind as cliche has it and I would get enough to eat and drink and some place to bunk down, especially if backed by some cash green
the risk is non-zero, but the risk-reward checks out in favor of taking this deal edit maybe I'll take 10 grand Euros instead of $ |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:04 PM Author: Primrose pontificating goyim How fast can you get 10k Euro? We need you on the ground in Tehran before 8 pm ET tonight. You can go to an ATM in the US and get a few hundred dollars.
CR about Iranian hospitality, my friend. |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:14 PM Author: chestnut odious digit ratio house I cannot do it without cash. I can scrounge together 2-3 grand in Euro and a couple of other major currencies and maybe a dozen people can take out 500 bucks each for me. But 10 grand cash is my red line. If you’ll extend by 24 hours, I’m in. If not, I will only do it if I can drum up 10 grand immediately, beyond that it is in the hands of the Gods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49801067) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:38 PM Author: useless nowag brethren No, not accepted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49800724) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: demanding lay patrolman absolutely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49801098) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: Primrose pontificating goyim What's your plan? How are you paying for things and avoiding bombs while you're there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49801116) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: demanding lay patrolman Avoiding bombs is pretty easy just stay away from IRGC shit
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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: Primrose pontificating goyim Would it be clear enough where that is? And aren't the US and Israel blowing up bridges and other infrastructure too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49801236) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 6:10 PM Author: Mewling Burgundy Old Irish Cottage Cr. Would need to at at the minimum also avoid all bridges, oil and gas infrastructure, universities, pharmaceutical companies, medical research centers too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49801528) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Contagious location 100%
Beaches on the Caspian Sea look nice. |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: Primrose pontificating goyim Sorry, friend. You need to stay within Tehran city limits during the 90 days. You can head to the beach after if you'd like. Are you still in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49801234) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: Heady roast beef private investor IDK man $3mm seems a little pricey, I think 50-75k should be enough for a decent hotel room and expenses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49801245) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 5:25 PM Author: Primrose pontificating goyim Have you been to Iran? I'm a big history and nature-mo, and Iran looks crrr for both. I would have loved to go, but this nonsense probably puts a damper on that for several years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49801396) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: disrespectful soul-stirring school if it's somehow legal then yeah without hesitation. i assume there are some wypipo in iran sipping faggy lattes or whatever
cryptocurrency basically solves the "can't convert usd" issue these days, especially in iran where it's likely already used for a significant shadow market |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:58 PM Author: Charismatic hissy fit round eye wypipo in iran sipping faggy lattes tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49801279) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Primrose pontificating goyim Interesting re crypto. So you put $100k in btc on a ledger nano or in a btc wallet that you have the seed phrase for and hie to Iran. Now what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49801407) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: disrespectful soul-stirring school No idea I'll figure it out. Everything is computer. 3M is a lot of dough to get paid for a vacation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49801452) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 5:04 PM Author: adulterous resort id do this and drink coffee everyday saying fuck jews like TT and fuck persian cuties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49801314) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: misunderstood sexy piazza windowlicker I was gonna say yes immediately but they don’t have booze over there so I think it’d be extremely challenging. I’d probably still do it and just assume the risk of getting caught saucing, it’s probably just a ticket or jail and not death, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49801521) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 6:11 PM Author: racy idea he suggested crackhouse hell yea, wld be 180 i cld just live in a tent in the park pretend im a baluchi immigrant, no niggas wld bother me and no jews to hassel me for rent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49801531) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 6:15 PM Author: Adventurous nofapping knife hospital is alcohol hard to get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854607&forum_id=2...id#49801542) |