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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Big step-uncle's house
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
hilarious striped hyena
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
hilarious striped hyena
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
hilarious striped hyena
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
hilarious striped hyena
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Big step-uncle's house
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Big step-uncle's house
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Mahogany university faggot firefighter
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Big step-uncle's house
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Big step-uncle's house
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vibrant fortuitous meteor
  05/22/26
His moniker?
khaki double fault
  05/22/26
Colt
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Alcoholic territorial death wish heaven
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Trip Walnut Cruise Ship Coffee Pot
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Disco Fries
misanthropic concupiscible brethren
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
excitant ivory business firm crotch
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Alcoholic territorial death wish heaven
  05/22/26
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Glittery unhinged ticket booth
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Alcoholic territorial death wish heaven
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
vibrant fortuitous meteor
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Alcoholic territorial death wish heaven
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
sick trump supporter
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Big step-uncle's house
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
purple appetizing office
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Buck-toothed address
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
tantric place of business tanning salon
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Big step-uncle's house
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
misanthropic concupiscible brethren
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
ocher alpha
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Big step-uncle's house
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
tantric place of business tanning salon
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
excitant ivory business firm crotch
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Mahogany university faggot firefighter
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Big step-uncle's house
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Exciting Brunch Dog Poop
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Big step-uncle's house
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Big step-uncle's house
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Amber Jewess
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
vibrant fortuitous meteor
  05/24/26
mods
bull headed masturbator half-breed
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
marvelous stain voyeur
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Crystalline field
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
marvelous stain voyeur
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Amazing 🐶
Crystalline field
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Boyish Opaque Institution
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
marvelous stain voyeur
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Spectacular Scarlet Blood Rage Center
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Big step-uncle's house
  05/22/26
lol
Mahogany university faggot firefighter
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Exciting Brunch Dog Poop
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Submissive lay useless brakes
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Big step-uncle's house
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Submissive lay useless brakes
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Link?
Big step-uncle's house
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Submissive lay useless brakes
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Big step-uncle's house
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Big step-uncle's house
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Big step-uncle's house
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Big step-uncle's house
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Shaky Slate Kitchen Psychic
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They have a pretty sick IG
Big step-uncle's house
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Submissive lay useless brakes
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
twinkling mad-dog skullcap
  05/24/26
Killself seems appropriate
Chest-beating grizzly old irish cottage
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Shipley was asking for it.
Big step-uncle's house
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AI
misanthropic concupiscible brethren
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
vibrant fortuitous meteor
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: hilarious striped hyena

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: hilarious striped hyena

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: hilarious striped hyena

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: hilarious striped hyena

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: hilarious striped hyena

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: hilarious striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899283)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: hilarious striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: hilarious striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49914244)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Mahogany university faggot firefighter

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: vibrant fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: khaki double fault

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Alcoholic territorial death wish heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: ebony pontificating hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: tantric place of business tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Trip Walnut Cruise Ship Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: misanthropic concupiscible brethren

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: excitant ivory business firm crotch

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic territorial death wish heaven

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Glittery unhinged ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Alcoholic territorial death wish heaven

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: vibrant fortuitous meteor

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Alcoholic territorial death wish heaven

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: sick trump supporter

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: purple appetizing office

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Buck-toothed address

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: tantric place of business tanning salon

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: misanthropic concupiscible brethren

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: ocher alpha

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: tantric place of business tanning salon

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: excitant ivory business firm crotch

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Mahogany university faggot firefighter

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Exciting Brunch Dog Poop

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Amber Jewess

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: vibrant fortuitous meteor

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: bull headed masturbator half-breed

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: marvelous stain voyeur

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Crystalline field

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: marvelous stain voyeur

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Crystalline field

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Boyish Opaque Institution

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: marvelous stain voyeur

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Spectacular Scarlet Blood Rage Center

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Mahogany university faggot firefighter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Exciting Brunch Dog Poop

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Submissive lay useless brakes

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Submissive lay useless brakes

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Submissive lay useless brakes

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: electric point

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Shaky Slate Kitchen Psychic

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Submissive lay useless brakes

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: twinkling mad-dog skullcap

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Chest-beating grizzly old irish cottage

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49904576)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Big step-uncle's house

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: misanthropic concupiscible brethren

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: vibrant fortuitous meteor

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Arousing rigor

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899877)