The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
Just ate an entire Chipotle family meal in my parked car (disco fries)
| Skank Foid Hmong | 10/17/26 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: October 17th, 2026 7:48 PM Author: Skank Foid Hmong Wife saw a commercial for this while I had football on and ordered it and sent me to pick it up. We got the Steak. $64 and you get 10 tortillas, tubs of steak, rice, beans, then sides of cheese, lettuce, salsa, sour cream, guacamole, and large chips. we also added a premium side of large queso blanco. The order receipt shows the total calories which was 5900. Honestly far less than I thought.
But when I got the bag in my car the smell overpowered me, I was gonna just take 1 tortilla and make a quick burrito but I became ravenous after it. Everything was so delicious. After eating about half of the food I knew I couldn't bring it home so I had to finish the rest. By the end I was drinking the tub of queso as it was half cold and congealed. I had to stop at Burger King to get 2 large sodies to wash it all down. Got home and felt incredibly ashamed of myself and bloated. Told my wife that I dropped the food in the parking lot and it spilled everywhere. She of course didn't believe me, but I had made a pic of spilled food with AI and she bought it.
Now she is ordering a pizza and i'm laying down feeling sick in more ways than one. I hate myself more than anything and I need everyone's prayers. |