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BAM! DNA evidence reveals that ricky tp back to the future impregnated your mom

you have absolutely no recollection of how the two of you en...
lex
  01/17/25


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Date: January 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: lex

you have absolutely no recollection of how the two of you ended up in a medical facility, or why a team of geneticists and armed guards are staring at you with such concern and intensity. the intensity of the pounding in your head and searing pain shooting through your chest do little to narrow down the series of events that might have led you there. the evidence, however, is undeniable: the hunched hebraic gentleman beside you is your biological father.

how do you respond? does this revelation explain some things or only make them murkier? do you embrace ricky tp with a child's love? do you use your plastic handcuffs to strangle him dead? what do you do?

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