Date: April 15th, 2025 9:50 PM Author: Covid was a Hoax
Every year for the rest of your life you have to physically drive to a store and buy a lawnmower. it has to be gas, battery-powered, or corded. it cannot be a reel mower. you have to do it on a specified day that will be announced at random two months in advance. the lawnmower must touch your property. if you rent you must take it up the service elevator into your apartment. you cannot sell the lawnmowers or donate them to some lawnmower charity for a tax writeoff. you can keep/use them or pay for them to be hauled as junk. if you fail, you must repay the 100k with no interest.