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Twelve Board of Peace members agree to send Powerful Ships to open Hormuz
| Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband | 03/17/26 |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) MAR-A-LAGO — Chairman Donald Trump announced today that twelve "very loyal, very brave" Board of Peace members have pledged a naval armada to re-open the Strait of Hormuz. While the Chairman hailed the fleet as "the greatest collection of boats ever seen," maritime analysts are less convinced.
The task force reportedly includes a salvaged Cold War-era tugboat from Albania, two leaky patrol cutters from El Salvador, and a Uzbek vessel that is technically a river barge. Sources say Bulgaria is contributing a minesweeper that currently lacks a functioning engine, though it has been freshly painted for the photo op.
"These are tough ships for tough times," Trump declared, dismissing concerns that the fleet is held together by rust and optimism. As oil prices surge, the BoP's "Antique Armada" prepares to set sail, provided they can find enough spare parts to reach the Persian Gulf. |