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First Message from Aliens: "Why are you humans such trash?"

"We stay hidden because we dont like you, you are terri...
Flesh Nighttime Mother Really Tough Guy
  04/05/26
Solved
stirring hateful hell prole
  04/05/26
and there it is
Flesh Nighttime Mother Really Tough Guy
  04/05/26
"We sent you a couple hybrid 'guys' a few thousand year...
Flesh Nighttime Mother Really Tough Guy
  04/05/26
...
stirring hateful hell prole
  04/05/26
pretty sure this will be the plot line the US government rol...
Stimulating violent headpube
  04/05/26
"Dont make us resort to "The Great Flood" aga...
Flesh Nighttime Mother Really Tough Guy
  04/05/26
...
stirring hateful hell prole
  04/05/26
Please aliens, nuke Israel and help us be better
out-of-control background story
  04/05/26
"We will take under consideration. Israel is lost to Sa...
Flesh Nighttime Mother Really Tough Guy
  04/05/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Flesh Nighttime Mother Really Tough Guy

"We stay hidden because we dont like you, you are terrible on so many levels. You ruin everything you touch. We are going to leave now. Please do better, humans, because the universe does not like you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2...id.#49795658)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: stirring hateful hell prole
Subject: Solved

https://caitlinjohnstone.com/2019/12/22/why-everything-is-fucked/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2...id.#49795661)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: Flesh Nighttime Mother Really Tough Guy

and there it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2...id.#49795686)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Flesh Nighttime Mother Really Tough Guy

"We sent you a couple hybrid 'guys' a few thousand years ago, to teach you some basic rules or commandments or whatever, simple stuff to ensure you all live a peaceful and safe life, and we even encoded some of it into your DNA, but still...you remain total pieces of shit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2...id.#49795676)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: stirring hateful hell prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2...id.#49795679)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: Stimulating violent headpube

pretty sure this will be the plot line the US government rolls out eventually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2...id.#49795687)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Flesh Nighttime Mother Really Tough Guy

"Dont make us resort to "The Great Flood" again, we've used that one a couple times and quite frankly, its getting old. Each time we wiped you out, we hope you come back stronger and better but you know what? You don't."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2...id.#49795703)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: stirring hateful hell prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2...id.#49795708)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: out-of-control background story

Please aliens, nuke Israel and help us be better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2...id.#49795706)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Flesh Nighttime Mother Really Tough Guy

"We will take under consideration. Israel is lost to Satan. Oh, and yes...Satan is real."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2...id.#49795714)