\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Contagious trailer park dragon
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Contagious trailer park dragon
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
Contagious trailer park dragon
  08/05/26
...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  08/06/26
...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  08/06/26
...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  08/06/26
...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  08/10/26
...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  08/12/26
...
nyuug
  08/13/26
...
nyuug
  08/19/26
...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  06/26/26
...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  07/01/26
...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  06/14/26
...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  06/17/26
...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  06/21/26
...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  06/21/26
...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  05/27/26
...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  05/27/26
...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  05/28/26
...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  06/03/26
...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  06/03/26
...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  06/04/26
...
Contagious trailer park dragon
  06/07/26
Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Soul-stirring alcoholic blood rage
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/22/26
...
Vengeful university
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Domesticated meetinghouse mad cow disease
  05/22/26
Colt
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/22/26
...
pearl drunken property
  05/22/26
...
Gay legend home
  05/22/26
...
frozen talented resort
  05/22/26
...
Mentally impaired pearly locale karate
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
Flickering bronze gaping brethren
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Concupiscible faggotry pit
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
pearl drunken property
  05/22/26
...
Sapphire bateful newt
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
pearl drunken property
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Vengeful university
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
pearl drunken property
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Exciting senate liquid oxygen
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Ultramarine Community Account Public Bath
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
yapping maize stag film people who are hurt
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
frozen talented resort
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Flickering bronze gaping brethren
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
multi-colored magical corn cake
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
frozen talented resort
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Concupiscible faggotry pit
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Soul-stirring alcoholic blood rage
  05/22/26
...
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Bipolar supple state
  05/23/26
...
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
soggy copper dilemma nibblets
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Vengeful university
  05/24/26
mods
Avocado Whorehouse
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Tantric Sinister Site
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Offensive orange ratface
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Tantric Sinister Site
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
Offensive orange ratface
  05/23/26
This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
trip forum
  05/22/26
Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Tantric Sinister Site
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
stimulating shrine
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/22/26
lol
Soul-stirring alcoholic blood rage
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Bipolar supple state
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
violent locus boiling water
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
violent locus boiling water
  05/22/26
Link?
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
violent locus boiling water
  05/23/26
Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Bright aphrodisiac school depressive
  05/22/26
https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/24/26
what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/19/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
primrose office
  05/24/26
They have a pretty sick IG
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
violent locus boiling water
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
curious saffron ticket booth ceo
  05/24/26
Killself seems appropriate
Opaque Vibrant Plaza
  05/27/26
The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
excitant son of senegal dog poop
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band
  05/24/26
AI
Flickering bronze gaping brethren
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Vengeful university
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
stirring business firm
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
Burgundy chad
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
OldHLSDude
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
VoteRepublican
  08/14/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894322)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899141)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899144)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899153)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899164)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899176)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899283)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49929205)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49929657)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49963539)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50048514)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50048557)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50050290)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50050522)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50059489)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50062669)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50066358)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50077489)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49963546)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49972832)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49938223)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49945345)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49953839)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49954304)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49904544)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49904624)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49905354)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49913982)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49914244)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49916225)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Contagious trailer park dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49921504)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894325)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894888)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring alcoholic blood rage

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894331)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894339)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894341)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Vengeful university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894393)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Domesticated meetinghouse mad cow disease

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894372)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894376)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: pearl drunken property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894382)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Gay legend home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894534)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: frozen talented resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894592)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Mentally impaired pearly locale karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894952)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Flickering bronze gaping brethren

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894902)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible faggotry pit

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894384)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: pearl drunken property

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894386)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Sapphire bateful newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896189)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: pearl drunken property

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894390)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Vengeful university

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894392)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: pearl drunken property

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894400)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Exciting senate liquid oxygen

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894548)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894737)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Ultramarine Community Account Public Bath

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894764)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: yapping maize stag film people who are hurt

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895248)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: frozen talented resort

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894593)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894892)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Flickering bronze gaping brethren

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894904)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: multi-colored magical corn cake

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894918)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894951)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: frozen talented resort

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894961)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible faggotry pit

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894967)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring alcoholic blood rage

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894981)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895055)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Bipolar supple state

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896118)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896763)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896765)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: soggy copper dilemma nibblets

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896807)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Vengeful university

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899251)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Avocado Whorehouse

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894900)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Tantric Sinister Site

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894936)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Offensive orange ratface

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895068)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Tantric Sinister Site

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895725)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Offensive orange ratface

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895736)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: trip forum

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895073)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Tantric Sinister Site

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895730)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: stimulating shrine

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894939)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894955)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring alcoholic blood rage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894985)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Bipolar supple state

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896120)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: violent locus boiling water

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895002)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895066)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: violent locus boiling water

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895275)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895899)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: violent locus boiling water

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896172)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Bright aphrodisiac school depressive

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895070)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896073)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898723)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898727)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50077499)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898732)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: primrose office

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899140)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899183)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: violent locus boiling water

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898996)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: curious saffron ticket booth ceo

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899008)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Opaque Vibrant Plaza

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49904576)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: excitant son of senegal dog poop

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49945378)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: doobsian histrionic hospital elastic band

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899136)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Flickering bronze gaping brethren

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899187)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Vengeful university

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899254)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: stirring business firm

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899877)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50077502)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Burgundy chad

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50062678)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50068063)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50068089)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50068093)