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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: walnut cumskin Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096867) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: walnut cumskin Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097578) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: Beady-eyed Crawly Private Investor Orchestra Pit I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50099122) |
Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: walnut cumskin Mother died today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096870) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother Camuuuuuuuus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096901) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: walnut cumskin correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096907) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: awkward quadroon rigpig op predicted Mamdani would lose btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM Author: Crystalline wonderful place of business Wtf embarrassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50098941) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: walnut cumskin Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096873) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: jet-lagged plaza portrait of the artist as a young man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096912) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: walnut cumskin incorrect, but not outrageously far off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096916) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Sapphire zombie-like boistinker cuckoldry Ulysses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096968) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: walnut cumskin ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096970) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Sapphire zombie-like boistinker cuckoldry Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096974) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: walnut cumskin maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096975) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: 180 national tattoo i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50099117) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: walnut cumskin While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096885) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: walnut cumskin Evelyn Waugh, Scoop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097581) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: walnut cumskin 124 was spiteful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096887) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: walnut cumskin Toni Morrison, Beloved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097586) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: walnut cumskin At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096897) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: swollen twinkling roommate bbw is this the swans book? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097517) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: walnut cumskin yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097523) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: swollen twinkling roommate bbw i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097544) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: walnut cumskin The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097550) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: walnut cumskin What’s it going to be then, eh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096900) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Sapphire zombie-like boistinker cuckoldry A clockwork orange (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096969) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: walnut cumskin ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096971) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: walnut cumskin September 16, 1991. Today it finally began! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096905) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: walnut cumskin William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097588) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother „Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096911) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM Author: walnut cumskin the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte* |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother Ty herr kommandant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096922) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: walnut cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096925) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096913) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: walnut cumskin In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096914) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother Catch-22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096928) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: walnut cumskin edit ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096932) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother No I fucked it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096938) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: walnut cumskin Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096944) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother I apologize for being so bad at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096947) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: walnut cumskin lmao you're fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096954) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: walnut cumskin Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: walnut cumskin Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096923) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother Dickens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096929) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: walnut cumskin ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096935) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: jet-lagged plaza anna karenina (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096934) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: walnut cumskin ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096936) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: walnut cumskin It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096927) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother The English Patient (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096931) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: walnut cumskin ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096937) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: swollen twinkling roommate bbw wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097548) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: Sapphire zombie-like boistinker cuckoldry Catch 22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096972) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM Author: walnut cumskin ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096973) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM Author: translucent twisted den I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097600) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: walnut cumskin I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096942) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother Orwell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096943) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM Author: walnut cumskin ❌ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096946) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: walnut cumskin Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097592) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: walnut cumskin Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096951) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother 🧐🤔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096961) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM Author: walnut cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50096963) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: Slimy Swashbuckling Kitchen Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50098022) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: titillating violet nibblets friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50098527) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: 180 national tattoo the spaceporn story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50099121) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: walnut cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097505) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913
U can get this one! |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: walnut cumskin I really can't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097510) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097511) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: walnut cumskin yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097516) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother Triste! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097532) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: walnut cumskin I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097515) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097530) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: walnut cumskin see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097534) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097537) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: walnut cumskin the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097541) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097556) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: walnut cumskin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097559) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: walnut cumskin https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097564) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother «J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.» (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097569) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: walnut cumskin I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097573) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097584) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: walnut cumskin Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097598) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097624) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: translucent twisted den Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097545) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: walnut cumskin don't know :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097595) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM Author: translucent twisted den Sound and Fury (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097596) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: walnut cumskin oh good one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50097599) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Slimy Swashbuckling Kitchen Corn Cake Great thread. These were difficult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50098024) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM Author: Bat shit crazy electric sound barrier 3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50098240) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother Mein Kampf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50098285) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM Author: Bat shit crazy electric sound barrier No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50098350) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM Author: walnut cumskin Dracula (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50099113) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM Author: sienna french fanboi background story Im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50098300) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: talking gaping haunted graveyard A Confederacy of Dunces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50098333) |
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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: titillating violet nibblets friendly grandma A Promised Land, Barack Obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50098528) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: Demanding Misunderstood Ladyboy Coldplay Fan God Emperor of Dune (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50098931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: Low-t pit In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50099243) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM Author: talking gaping haunted graveyard raisin in the sun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50100039) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: Provocative lavender church building associate It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50100064) |
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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM Author: Burgundy pocket flask mother Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50100077) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM Author: Provocative lavender church building associate https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50101306) |
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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM Author: obsidian hospital I'm cheating a little, but:
"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister." |
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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: swollen twinkling roommate bbw no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself. "That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now." |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 4:23 PM Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge." I remembered the passage because of the throwaway line about beating up the minister because there's no way not to lol at it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id.#50147796) |