Here's my response to the posters who put cucumbers over me in MPM.
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Date: January 8th, 2025 10:55 AM Author: ::::::::;:::::;:::;:;
I've separated those that voted against me into the following categories:
1. No name losers
Those of you in this category are likely one of my enemies that have created sockpuppet accounts in order to destroy me. Some of you, I suppose, could also by former pumos that have feuded with me in the past. Either way, you are a net drain on the board and are worthless people and I don't feel as though addressing you beyond naming and shaming is a good use of my time.
Masturbating Classmate
Tutu-fueled Red PissWang Rampage
actual kike
strong black woman
whokkkebe
Jeetmaxxer Supreme
poast moniker synergy
kars4yids
Widespread Panic
ale gaynus
hung bottoms
Adrian Dittman
gianni
masked faggot
rajesh
mcbeef tp
2. Good guys acting in good faith
These are posters that I believe voted against me either because they thought it was funny or they believe in good faith that cucumbers was a better poster this year. I question their judgement, but fundamentally these are good posters that I have no serious problem with.
MPA
richard clock
giga weed
peeface
esc
3. Yosemite Sam MAF laughingstocks
The following posters have specific issues with me that caused them to intentionally vote for a dogshit poster and I want to address them individually.
jag
When jag isn't busy breaking up his coworker's marriages or sullying our country with his Dalit filth, he enjoys sucking FLW's cock and feuding with his enemies on his behalf. Consistent dead weight, he tends to exclusively post complaints about how the "board isn't like it used to be". Of course, he's not really capable of generating content beyond these complaints like I can. And that's why he resented me enough to vote against me.
Faggottinia (AKA So we looked at the data)
This guy is a weird faggot who keeps excel spreadsheets on other posters and creepily recalls details about you from subthreads from 3 years ago. He's probably even done it to you. Very glad not to have his vote, and someone should seriously investigate his semen covered basement for missing persons.
Slow Children Playing
This guy hates me because he lost to me. Simple as. Not a notable poster. Also I made this thread about him last year and I don't think he ever got over it. https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5640528&mc=7&forum_id=2
Jugashvili
You could almost go into the 1st tier but I'm pretty sure we've beefed before. I don't really remember the details. Anyway, fuck you.
Live Free or Die.
I've broken this guys Ukrainian brain so many times over the past two years that I do think I had it coming, but it is funny that he still continues to seethe about it. Just a really bad poster all around, soy faces endlessly about Eastern Europe. Yada yada. I think everyone already agrees this guy is a clown. He will probably kill himself when Trump gives part of Ukraine to Russia. (Or he'll pretend that was what he thought was going to happen all along lulz)
snoot
dupa is a terrible poster, but he didn't used to be that way, he actually used to be one of our very best. Unfortunately he hasn't been up to par in many years, which he himself recognized in a thread entitled "In a bit of a posting rut. Should I just retire?" Additionally, he is raising his wife's half black children. He is a spiritual cuck. He despises me for making sure people do not forget this. He really should consider killing himself.
In conclusion, I think what I've proved here is that the people that knocked me out of MPM this year have a myriad of personal problems and systemic biases against me that unfairly removed me from the competition. Judge a man by his enemies they say and if applied to me I come out looking like Jesus Christ. Sad but true. I plan to make it much farther in the competition next year (I got 2nd place in 2024) and I will be dedicating myself to even better posting in 2025.
All posters in tier 3 are fucked btw.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660821&forum_id=2...id.#48531438) |
Date: January 8th, 2025 11:09 AM Author: CHEATING CURRY EATING PAJEET FRAUDSTER (gunneratttt)
"the people that knocked me out of MPM this year have a myriad of personal problems and systemic biases against me that unfairly removed me from the competition"
A MOTHERFUCKING TRADITION UNLIKE *ANY OTHER*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660821&forum_id=2...id.#48531493) |
Date: January 8th, 2025 11:15 AM Author: CHEATING CURRY EATING PAJEET FRAUDSTER (gunneratttt)
this is an unironically great poast that gets so much right. especially the first two group 3 poasters.
harkens back to the amazing lawman group 2 poast. MASE's level of engagement in ZoZo is deep and it's a crime he didn't make it to at least the final four. but at the later rounds MPM is decided more by "fewer enemies" rather than "greatest poaster" (not implying MASE is better than any of ARE remaining contestants, only that they all have very few haters, which is a consistent theme in the later rounds of MPM).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660821&forum_id=2...id.#48531516) |
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Date: January 8th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: snoot
I'm not a politics threader, so maybe I missed MASE's good posts. All I've seen from him is really low level flame where he just kind of states opposition arguments like they are his even though he disagrees with them.
It would be like claiming that you think Taylor Swift's songs are decent but not great when in actuality you think her songs are bad but not terrible and the joke is that you and a few posters who know you very well know the truth of the matter while you troll all the other low IQ idiots who don't know anything about MASE's feelings about Taylor Swift.
I could be wrong. I never paid much attention to him until he started harassing me about my wife's half black kids.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660821&forum_id=2...id.#48532787) |
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Date: January 8th, 2025 4:36 PM Author: snoot
the incongruity in our relationship here is that you acknowledge i'm a legendary poster. an all time great.
by contrast, in the eyes of someone you admittedly look up to (i.e. me), you are not a very good poster at all and never have been.
i get how that hurts.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660821&forum_id=2...id.#48532856) |
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Date: January 8th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: CHEATING CURRY EATING PAJEET FRAUDSTER (gunneratttt)
Not Mad ☑
Doesn't Care ☑
Over it ☑
Hope's enemies suffer and perish IRL ☑
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660821&forum_id=2...id.#48532426) |
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Date: January 8th, 2025 4:34 PM Author: CHEATING CURRY EATING PAJEET FRAUDSTER (gunneratttt)
that's a weird thing to jump to, why are you comparing yourself to them? fwiw post-brain damage lex and zurich are in the same range too.
iq is immutable and it measures some areas of measurable intelligence. this would be getting mad if you asked who was taller or had a broader chest. iq =/= how "smart" a person is, there are lots of components of intelligence a test cannot measure.
it doesn't matter. plenty of high iq people are really dumb, and plenty of medium iq people excel in cognitive fields. eventually chatgpt will perform better on the WAIS than any human.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660821&forum_id=2...id.#48532846) |
Date: January 9th, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: ...,.,..,...,.,.,.,.;,;,;...;,;;.;,;;;...
lol i ain't reading all this
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5660821&forum_id=2...id.#48534709) |
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