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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Pearl stage mad cow disease
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
primrose foreskin dingle berry
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Cracking casino ratface
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Talented nowag
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
sinister rehab
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Stirring insane piazza scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Up-to-no-good Violent Field Gunner
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Erotic crawly keepsake machete
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Talking drab regret sound barrier
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
mahogany garrison
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Flirting Poppy Locus
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Onyx big boistinker
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Opaque house
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Alcoholic Bespoke Space
  06/30/25
cr
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Talking drab regret sound barrier
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Flesh Thriller Feces
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Onyx big boistinker
  06/30/25
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Ebony church love of her life
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Flirting Poppy Locus
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Alcoholic Bespoke Space
  06/30/25
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Abnormal Step-uncle's House National Security Agency
  07/01/25
*bussy
Purple forum
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Stirring insane piazza scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
racy point
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Pea-brained Irate Hissy Fit National
  06/30/25
fuck
Flirting Poppy Locus
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
racy point
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Pearl stage mad cow disease
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Flirting Poppy Locus
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Flesh Thriller Feces
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  06/30/25
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rebellious carnelian gaming laptop brunch
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Orange seedy giraffe university
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
pink nursing home useless brakes
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Burgundy irradiated lay dysfunction
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
pink nursing home useless brakes
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Ebony church love of her life
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
pink nursing home useless brakes
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
carmine federal pistol
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Histrionic skinny woman depressive
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
unholy really tough guy shrine
  06/30/25
tcr
Ebony church love of her life
  07/01/25
just jump
diverse ultramarine orchestra pit incel
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  06/30/25
...
Naked Business Firm Mediation
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Cream disturbing idea he suggested locale
  06/30/25
wow
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Aquamarine exciting temple
  06/30/25
JFC man
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Erotic crawly keepsake machete
  06/30/25
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diverse ultramarine orchestra pit incel
  06/30/25
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Flirting Poppy Locus
  06/30/25
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Onyx big boistinker
  06/30/25
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internet-worthy cordovan codepig pit
  06/30/25
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Insecure telephone
  06/30/25
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Histrionic skinny woman depressive
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
unholy really tough guy shrine
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Orange seedy giraffe university
  06/30/25
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Metal cuck son of senegal
  07/01/25
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Abnormal Step-uncle's House National Security Agency
  07/01/25
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Startled Half-breed Base
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Hilarious Electric Friendly Grandma Resort
  07/01/25
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fragrant fuchsia state
  07/01/25
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Cracking casino ratface
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
sinister rehab
  06/30/25
bro
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  06/30/25
...
unholy really tough guy shrine
  06/30/25
lol
Ebony church love of her life
  07/01/25
...
Bright bearded personal credit line quadroon
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Twinkling passionate mental disorder
  06/30/25
jfc
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Talking drab regret sound barrier
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
internet-worthy cordovan codepig pit
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Insecure telephone
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Ebony church love of her life
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Twinkling passionate mental disorder
  07/01/25
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Burgundy irradiated lay dysfunction
  07/01/25
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Insecure telephone
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
fragrant fuchsia state
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Deranged hairy legs weed whacker
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Flesh Thriller Feces
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Flirting Poppy Locus
  06/30/25
...
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  07/01/25
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Razzle-dazzle Buff Voyeur Menage
  07/01/25
lol
Ebony church love of her life
  07/01/25
...
diverse ultramarine orchestra pit incel
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
soul-stirring canary stock car plaza
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
contagious chocolate chapel sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
curious coffee pot
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Titillating theater stage haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Aromatic lodge
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Razzle-dazzle Buff Voyeur Menage
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Jet gaping stead
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Ebony church love of her life
  07/01/25
...
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Abnormal Step-uncle's House National Security Agency
  07/01/25
😟
Provocative ivory generalized bond ceo
  07/01/25
...
Costumed Appetizing Institution Indirect Expression
  07/01/25
holy shit
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Razzle-dazzle Buff Voyeur Menage
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
floppy parlor deer antler
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
fragrant fuchsia state
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Stirring insane piazza scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
...
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
fragrant fuchsia state
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
fragrant fuchsia state
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Cream disturbing idea he suggested locale
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Stirring insane piazza scourge upon the earth
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Trip Lake Corner Brethren
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Abnormal Step-uncle's House National Security Agency
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Lascivious meetinghouse
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  07/06/25
...
Cream disturbing idea he suggested locale
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Gold pontificating international law enforcement agency goyim
  07/06/25
...
Insecure telephone
  07/06/25
lol
Ebony church love of her life
  07/07/25
wow
Cheese-eating windowlicker center
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Pearl stage mad cow disease

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: primrose foreskin dingle berry

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Cracking casino ratface

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Talented nowag

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: sinister rehab

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Stirring insane piazza scourge upon the earth

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Violent Field Gunner

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Erotic crawly keepsake machete

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Talking drab regret sound barrier

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: mahogany garrison

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Flirting Poppy Locus

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Onyx big boistinker

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Opaque house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Alcoholic Bespoke Space

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Talking drab regret sound barrier

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Flesh Thriller Feces

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Onyx big boistinker

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Ebony church love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Flirting Poppy Locus

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic Bespoke Space

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Abnormal Step-uncle's House National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Purple forum

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Stirring insane piazza scourge upon the earth

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: racy point

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Pea-brained Irate Hissy Fit National

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Flirting Poppy Locus

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: racy point

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Pearl stage mad cow disease

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Flirting Poppy Locus

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Flesh Thriller Feces

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: rebellious carnelian gaming laptop brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Orange seedy giraffe university

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: pink nursing home useless brakes

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Burgundy irradiated lay dysfunction

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: pink nursing home useless brakes

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Ebony church love of her life

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: pink nursing home useless brakes

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: carmine federal pistol

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Histrionic skinny woman depressive

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: unholy really tough guy shrine

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Ebony church love of her life

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: diverse ultramarine orchestra pit incel

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Naked Business Firm Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Cream disturbing idea he suggested locale

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Aquamarine exciting temple

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Erotic crawly keepsake machete

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: diverse ultramarine orchestra pit incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Flirting Poppy Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Onyx big boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: internet-worthy cordovan codepig pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Insecure telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Histrionic skinny woman depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: unholy really tough guy shrine

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Orange seedy giraffe university

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Metal cuck son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Abnormal Step-uncle's House National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Startled Half-breed Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Hilarious Electric Friendly Grandma Resort

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: fragrant fuchsia state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Cracking casino ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: sinister rehab

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: unholy really tough guy shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Ebony church love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bright bearded personal credit line quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Twinkling passionate mental disorder

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Talking drab regret sound barrier

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: internet-worthy cordovan codepig pit

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Insecure telephone

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Ebony church love of her life

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Twinkling passionate mental disorder

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Burgundy irradiated lay dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Insecure telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: fragrant fuchsia state

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Deranged hairy legs weed whacker

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Flesh Thriller Feces

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Flirting Poppy Locus

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Buff Voyeur Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Ebony church love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: diverse ultramarine orchestra pit incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring canary stock car plaza

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: contagious chocolate chapel sweet tailpipe

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: curious coffee pot

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Titillating theater stage haunted graveyard

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Aromatic lodge

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Buff Voyeur Menage

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Jet gaping stead

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Ebony church love of her life

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Abnormal Step-uncle's House National Security Agency

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Provocative ivory generalized bond ceo

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Costumed Appetizing Institution Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Buff Voyeur Menage

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: floppy parlor deer antler

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: fragrant fuchsia state

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Stirring insane piazza scourge upon the earth

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: fragrant fuchsia state

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: fragrant fuchsia state

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Cream disturbing idea he suggested locale

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Stirring insane piazza scourge upon the earth

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Trip Lake Corner Brethren

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Abnormal Step-uncle's House National Security Agency

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Lascivious meetinghouse

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Cream disturbing idea he suggested locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Gold pontificating international law enforcement agency goyim

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Insecure telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Ebony church love of her life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Cheese-eating windowlicker center

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)