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FYI spaceporn is probably who is responsible for the board slowdown

the slowdown started when he came out of his recent dormant ...
Overrated voyeur
  05/13/26
Sounds like a federal crime imo
zippy spectacular immigrant
  05/13/26
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carnelian famous landscape painting
  05/13/26
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Talented fishy depressive rehab
  05/13/26
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  05/13/26
SPACEPORN CAN FLY
Black federal gas station love of her life
  05/13/26
And become invisible at will.
frozen boyish telephone
  05/13/26
INVISIBLE SPACEPORN IS TAPPING AT MY UPSTARIRS BEDROOM WINDO...
Black federal gas station love of her life
  05/14/26
SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE
Dashing Toaster
  05/13/26
just a few months ago he was BRAGGING that he had finally fi...
Multi-colored Primrose Resort
  05/13/26
wouldn't it be easier for everybody including him if he just...
Cocky histrionic headpube fortuitous meteor
  05/13/26
Weird way to refer to the back door of a grimy bulgogi shop/...
Talented fishy depressive rehab
  05/13/26
it's the Korean version of a "learing center"
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  05/13/26
He's not playing with a full deck, but he's even worse than ...
carnelian famous landscape painting
  05/13/26
how is he expected to have a full deck when the guy ahead of...
Multi-colored Primrose Resort
  05/13/26
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Appetizing corner
  05/13/26
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carnelian famous landscape painting
  05/13/26
I think it's more likely to be the same issue that caused th...
costumed smoky tanning salon sex offender
  05/13/26
great time for lawtism
carnelian famous landscape painting
  05/13/26
Big if true
Bull headed dragon parlor
  05/13/26
i think the DDOS is just initiating garbage searches. the bo...
Turquoise odious stage newt
  05/13/26
That was my thought too. Just scraping thread by thread woul...
Bull headed dragon parlor
  05/13/26
eh, it could. it depends on how the db queries are structure...
carnelian famous landscape painting
  05/13/26
traveling back in time to tell 19 y/o boondocks to setup bet...
costumed smoky tanning salon sex offender
  05/13/26
I just mean I agree that it's probably searches because if s...
Bull headed dragon parlor
  05/13/26
I've scraped the Entire Site and have close to 50 million po...
carnelian famous landscape painting
  05/13/26
Oh wow, yeah I didn't even have a few MS delay but I guess t...
Bull headed dragon parlor
  05/13/26
can you assfuckers just stop doing this shit? Like what the ...
burgundy diverse forum rigpig
  05/13/26
cq i am almost ready to rescind my mocking, defaming, and...
Overrated voyeur
  05/13/26
Scraping != archiving. I scraped to search but didn't save a...
Bull headed dragon parlor
  05/13/26
Fwiw I didn't archive the poasts or use them to collect data...
Bull headed dragon parlor
  05/13/26
The point is BECAUSE I CAN AND I WANT TO, SO FUCK YOU You...
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  05/13/26
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carnelian famous landscape painting
  05/13/26
many dick in asshole gay men are saying this
burgundy diverse forum rigpig
  05/14/26
i'd also note that the timeout problem disappears when the l...
Turquoise odious stage newt
  05/14/26
Yes it’s Spacepor uh huh And all your financial pro...
thriller drunken legend space
  05/13/26
is this "Navdeep" in the room with you right now?
Cocky histrionic headpube fortuitous meteor
  05/13/26
hey chris, big dog, can you do us all a "solid" an...
Overrated voyeur
  05/13/26
Much like the magic jews I have my own inscrutable ways. In ...
frozen boyish telephone
  05/13/26
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Razzmatazz ticket booth
  05/13/26
hes such a badass
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  05/14/26


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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Overrated voyeur

the slowdown started when he came out of his recent dormant cycle. same slowdown was happening last year when he was active on the board, before he went dormant

he probably looked up some way to soft DDOS this site and had something vibe coded to do it with

not sure if maximally humiliating him or ignoring him is the better way to get rid of him this time. just putting this out there as an FYI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883445)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: zippy spectacular immigrant

Sounds like a federal crime imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883458)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: carnelian famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883619)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Talented fishy depressive rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883641)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: elite cumskin site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883976)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Black federal gas station love of her life

SPACEPORN CAN FLY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883459)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: frozen boyish telephone

And become invisible at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883937)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Black federal gas station love of her life

INVISIBLE SPACEPORN IS TAPPING AT MY UPSTARIRS BEDROOM WINDOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49885138)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: Dashing Toaster

SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883468)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored Primrose Resort

just a few months ago he was BRAGGING that he had finally figured out how to “save” a website for evidentiary purposes. i would guess that even script kiddy ddos attacks are beyond his ken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883477)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Cocky histrionic headpube fortuitous meteor

wouldn't it be easier for everybody including him if he just stopped diddling that poor young azn boy he purchased at that "adoption agency"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883479)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Talented fishy depressive rehab

Weird way to refer to the back door of a grimy bulgogi shop/human trafficking front in Busan, “adoption agency,” but w/e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883644)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Cocky histrionic headpube fortuitous meteor

it's the Korean version of a "learing center"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883673)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: carnelian famous landscape painting

He's not playing with a full deck, but he's even worse than boomers when it comes to tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883645)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored Primrose Resort

how is he expected to have a full deck when the guy ahead of him hit on a soft 17?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883739)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Appetizing corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883777)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: carnelian famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883908)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: costumed smoky tanning salon sex offender

I think it's more likely to be the same issue that caused the Great Cutoffs, except this time around rach doesn't care enough to patch things up. The last one was in 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883742)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: carnelian famous landscape painting

great time for lawtism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883917)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: Bull headed dragon parlor

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883902)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: Turquoise odious stage newt

i think the DDOS is just initiating garbage searches. the boart locks on that query for some reason, and for about the same length of time these "slowdowns" each seem to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883914)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Bull headed dragon parlor

That was my thought too. Just scraping thread by thread wouldn't cause any issues I don't think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883918)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: carnelian famous landscape painting

eh, it could. it depends on how the db queries are structured & whether the tables are indexed. My guess is that it's poor queries + zero indexing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883920)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: costumed smoky tanning salon sex offender

traveling back in time to tell 19 y/o boondocks to setup better indexes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883924)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Bull headed dragon parlor

I just mean I agree that it's probably searches because if someone were running a script to scrape all the threads individually I think the hamster could handle that. Just checked and I don't have any time delays in the scripts that I've used. I've never scraped the WHOLE site though, only a couple weeks or months at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883925)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: carnelian famous landscape painting

I've scraped the Entire Site and have close to 50 million poasts archived, but I did it over the course of like 10 years. My scripts run daily and are rate limited so that there are no more than 10 requests/minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883950)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Bull headed dragon parlor

Oh wow, yeah I didn't even have a few MS delay but I guess the parsing I was doing could've spaced out the requests a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883954)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: burgundy diverse forum rigpig

can you assfuckers just stop doing this shit? Like what the fuck is the point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49884010)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Overrated voyeur

cq

i am almost ready to rescind my mocking, defaming, and threatening of spaceporn in the op, given this revelation that there are apparently *multiple* deranged individuals who are scraping and archiving this board

who knows how many other people are doing the same thing but who just aren't admitting to it. maybe spaceporn is included, maybe not. but obviously these people need to stop. fuck you guys, jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49884015)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: Bull headed dragon parlor

Scraping != archiving. I scraped to search but didn't save anything. See below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49884024)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Bull headed dragon parlor

Fwiw I didn't archive the poasts or use them to collect data on anyone except when I made a heatmap of a week of arkan's poasts because I was genuinely curious if he ever slept. The other times were to search recent poasts for mentions of certain things related only to me, not other poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49884018)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: fragrant chartreuse affirmative action electric furnace

The point is BECAUSE I CAN AND I WANT TO, SO FUCK YOU

You know, the spirit of the day for modern humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49884028)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: carnelian famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49884395)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: burgundy diverse forum rigpig

many dick in asshole gay men are saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49885077)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: Turquoise odious stage newt

i'd also note that the timeout problem disappears when the login bug happens - which also suggests search bombing, or some other exploit that requires a poaster to be logged in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49884909)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: thriller drunken legend space

Yes it’s Spacepor uh huh

And all your financial problems are caused by magical Jews.

Does that help, Navdeep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883932)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: Cocky histrionic headpube fortuitous meteor

is this "Navdeep" in the room with you right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883945)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Overrated voyeur

hey chris, big dog, can you do us all a "solid" and stop fucking with the board please?

how are we going to be able to give you the attention you crave if we can't even load the xo webpage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49883951)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: frozen boyish telephone

Much like the magic jews I have my own inscrutable ways. In fact, we operate in tandem from a colony on Jupiter’s South Pole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49884272)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49884312)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Curious Sticky Hospital Volcanic Crater

hes such a badass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id.#49885132)