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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: angry tan mad cow disease home

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Mustard persian

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: magical godawful dilemma reading party



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Motley Plum Wagecucks Theater Stage

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Salmon adventurous indian lodge

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Mustard persian

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Cracking ratface

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Mustard persian

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: sticky exciting main people



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Mustard persian

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Mustard persian

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Cracking ratface



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Mustard persian

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Carnelian Bawdyhouse



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: dark trailer park circlehead

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Mustard persian

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: dark trailer park circlehead

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Mustard persian

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Swashbuckling glassy state



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: bipolar hospital



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Dull hateful crackhouse roast beef

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Mustard persian

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Amber diverse ladyboy

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Mustard persian

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Flushed organic girlfriend

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Mustard persian

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Trip carmine juggernaut

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Amber diverse ladyboy

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: thriller market preventive strike

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Mustard persian

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Mustard persian

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: magical godawful dilemma reading party



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: insecure insanely creepy temple

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Mustard persian

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: thriller market preventive strike



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: thriller market preventive strike



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Mustard persian



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Mustard persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Mustard persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Mustard persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Mustard persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Mustard persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: sinister multi-billionaire mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Mustard persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: azure alcoholic newt

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Mustard persian

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: azure alcoholic newt

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Mustard persian

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: azure alcoholic newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Mustard persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Mustard persian

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: azure alcoholic newt

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Mustard persian

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Mustard persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Mustard persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: appetizing address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Mustard persian

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Mustard persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Mustard persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Mustard persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Mustard persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Mustard persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Mustard persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Mustard persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: dark trailer park circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Mustard persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Brilliant unhinged personal credit line school

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Mustard persian

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Brilliant unhinged personal credit line school

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Mustard persian

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: lemon area

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Mustard persian

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49733811)