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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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useless boistinker rehab
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Disgusting Meetinghouse Associate
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
mind-boggling station
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
adventurous rose main people gas station
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Pearl Goyim
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Greedy Kitchen
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
duck-like prole base
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
embarrassed to the bone excitant old irish cottage mental disorder
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Purple quadroon
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
useless boistinker rehab
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Alcoholic very tactful corner milk
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Insanely creepy carnelian deer antler pit
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
bisexual jap
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
useless boistinker rehab
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
fiercely-loyal boltzmann
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
idiotic cobalt box office
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
aphrodisiac jet-lagged brunch
  06/30/25
cr
useless boistinker rehab
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Alcoholic very tactful corner milk
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Haunting school wrinkle
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
fiercely-loyal boltzmann
  06/30/25
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flesh exciting trust fund
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
bisexual jap
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
aphrodisiac jet-lagged brunch
  06/30/25
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Painfully honest spectacular national jewess
  07/01/25
*bussy
Shimmering hot stain range
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
duck-like prole base
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
vivacious marketing idea lay
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Swashbuckling nursing home
  06/30/25
fuck
bisexual jap
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
vivacious marketing idea lay
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Disgusting Meetinghouse Associate
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
bisexual jap
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Haunting school wrinkle
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
useless boistinker rehab
  06/30/25
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comical turquoise plaza people who are hurt
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Vibrant forum clown
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Chestnut laughsome area scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
rambunctious gaming laptop
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
useless boistinker rehab
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Chestnut laughsome area scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
flesh exciting trust fund
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Chestnut laughsome area scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
coiffed center electric furnace
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
useless boistinker rehab
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Light effete circlehead home
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
bearded doctorate
  06/30/25
tcr
flesh exciting trust fund
  07/01/25
just jump
black factory reset button trump supporter
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
useless boistinker rehab
  06/30/25
...
Stimulating sable pozpig
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
appetizing fishy tattoo idiot
  06/30/25
wow
useless boistinker rehab
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
histrionic emerald library
  06/30/25
JFC man
useless boistinker rehab
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Purple quadroon
  06/30/25
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black factory reset button trump supporter
  06/30/25
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bisexual jap
  06/30/25
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fiercely-loyal boltzmann
  06/30/25
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walnut cheese-eating useless brakes
  06/30/25
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Wonderful Bistre Senate
  06/30/25
...
Light effete circlehead home
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
bearded doctorate
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Vibrant forum clown
  06/30/25
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Violet erotic menage
  07/01/25
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Painfully honest spectacular national jewess
  07/01/25
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free-loading jade potus
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
bat shit crazy razzle stage
  07/01/25
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racy macaca
  07/01/25
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adventurous rose main people gas station
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Greedy Kitchen
  06/30/25
bro
useless boistinker rehab
  06/30/25
...
bearded doctorate
  06/30/25
lol
flesh exciting trust fund
  07/01/25
...
Heady Digit Ratio Locale
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Judgmental arousing stag film coffee pot
  06/30/25
jfc
useless boistinker rehab
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Alcoholic very tactful corner milk
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
walnut cheese-eating useless brakes
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Wonderful Bistre Senate
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
flesh exciting trust fund
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Judgmental arousing stag film coffee pot
  07/01/25
...
rambunctious gaming laptop
  07/01/25
...
Wonderful Bistre Senate
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
racy macaca
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
ivory startling windowlicker shrine
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Haunting school wrinkle
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
useless boistinker rehab
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
bisexual jap
  06/30/25
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useless boistinker rehab
  07/01/25
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Rebellious motley trailer park roommate
  07/01/25
lol
flesh exciting trust fund
  07/01/25
...
black factory reset button trump supporter
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
talented state laser beams
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Titillating international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Zippy Dashing Mother
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
cruel-hearted plum stage selfie
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Submissive toaster philosopher-king
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Rebellious motley trailer park roommate
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
mint pocket flask
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
useless boistinker rehab
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
flesh exciting trust fund
  07/01/25
...
useless boistinker rehab
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Painfully honest spectacular national jewess
  07/01/25
😟
scarlet piazza
  07/01/25
...
Soul-stirring claret parlor
  07/01/25
holy shit
useless boistinker rehab
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Rebellious motley trailer park roommate
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Peach coldplay fan codepig
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
racy macaca
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
duck-like prole base
  07/01/25
...
useless boistinker rehab
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
racy macaca
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
racy macaca
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
appetizing fishy tattoo idiot
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
duck-like prole base
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
useless boistinker rehab
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Hyperactive fortuitous meteor
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Painfully honest spectacular national jewess
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Misunderstood Psychic
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
useless boistinker rehab
  07/06/25
...
appetizing fishy tattoo idiot
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
self-absorbed electric friendly grandma
  07/06/25
...
Wonderful Bistre Senate
  07/06/25
lol
flesh exciting trust fund
  07/07/25
wow
useless boistinker rehab
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: useless boistinker rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Disgusting Meetinghouse Associate

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling station

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: adventurous rose main people gas station

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Pearl Goyim

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Greedy Kitchen

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: duck-like prole base

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone excitant old irish cottage mental disorder

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Purple quadroon

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: useless boistinker rehab

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic very tactful corner milk

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Insanely creepy carnelian deer antler pit

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: bisexual jap

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: useless boistinker rehab

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal boltzmann

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: idiotic cobalt box office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet-lagged brunch

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: useless boistinker rehab

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic very tactful corner milk

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Haunting school wrinkle

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal boltzmann

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: flesh exciting trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: bisexual jap

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet-lagged brunch

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Painfully honest spectacular national jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Shimmering hot stain range

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: duck-like prole base

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: vivacious marketing idea lay

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling nursing home

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: bisexual jap

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: vivacious marketing idea lay

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Disgusting Meetinghouse Associate

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bisexual jap

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Haunting school wrinkle

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: useless boistinker rehab

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: comical turquoise plaza people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Vibrant forum clown

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Chestnut laughsome area scourge upon the earth

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: rambunctious gaming laptop

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: useless boistinker rehab

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Chestnut laughsome area scourge upon the earth

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: flesh exciting trust fund

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Chestnut laughsome area scourge upon the earth

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: coiffed center electric furnace

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: useless boistinker rehab

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Light effete circlehead home

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: bearded doctorate

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: flesh exciting trust fund

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: black factory reset button trump supporter

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: useless boistinker rehab

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Stimulating sable pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: appetizing fishy tattoo idiot

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: useless boistinker rehab

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: histrionic emerald library

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: useless boistinker rehab

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Purple quadroon

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: black factory reset button trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: bisexual jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: walnut cheese-eating useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Wonderful Bistre Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Light effete circlehead home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: bearded doctorate

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Vibrant forum clown

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Violet erotic menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Painfully honest spectacular national jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: free-loading jade potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: bat shit crazy razzle stage

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: racy macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: adventurous rose main people gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Greedy Kitchen

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: useless boistinker rehab

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: bearded doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: flesh exciting trust fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Heady Digit Ratio Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Judgmental arousing stag film coffee pot

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: useless boistinker rehab

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Alcoholic very tactful corner milk

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: walnut cheese-eating useless brakes

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Wonderful Bistre Senate

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: flesh exciting trust fund

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Judgmental arousing stag film coffee pot

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: rambunctious gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Wonderful Bistre Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: racy macaca

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: ivory startling windowlicker shrine

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Haunting school wrinkle

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: useless boistinker rehab

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: bisexual jap

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: useless boistinker rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Rebellious motley trailer park roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: flesh exciting trust fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: black factory reset button trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: talented state laser beams

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Titillating international law enforcement agency

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Zippy Dashing Mother

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: cruel-hearted plum stage selfie

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Submissive toaster philosopher-king

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Rebellious motley trailer park roommate

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: mint pocket flask

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: useless boistinker rehab

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: flesh exciting trust fund

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: useless boistinker rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Painfully honest spectacular national jewess

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: scarlet piazza

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring claret parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: useless boistinker rehab

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Rebellious motley trailer park roommate

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Peach coldplay fan codepig

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: racy macaca

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: duck-like prole base

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: useless boistinker rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: racy macaca

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: racy macaca

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: appetizing fishy tattoo idiot

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: duck-like prole base

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: useless boistinker rehab

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Hyperactive fortuitous meteor

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Painfully honest spectacular national jewess

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Misunderstood Psychic

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: useless boistinker rehab

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: appetizing fishy tattoo idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: self-absorbed electric friendly grandma

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Wonderful Bistre Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: flesh exciting trust fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: useless boistinker rehab

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)