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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Blathering Stock Car

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: abusive histrionic rigor



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Adulterous site

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: diverse up-to-no-good principal's office

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Jade self-absorbed personal credit line

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: ultramarine cerebral water buffalo haunted graveyard



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Jade self-absorbed personal credit line



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Amber Dragon Station



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: concupiscible puppy depressive

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: concupiscible puppy depressive

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: cracking aquamarine yarmulke faggot firefighter



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Submissive Slate Hell



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Tan titillating nursing home people who are hurt

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: flatulent famous landscape painting den

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Wonderful mildly autistic meetinghouse

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: plum contagious brunch police squad

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: flatulent famous landscape painting den

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: magenta bearded stag film

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: abusive histrionic rigor



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: citrine cruise ship electric furnace

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: magenta bearded stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: magenta bearded stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Umber cheese-eating crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: floppy set main people

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: floppy set main people

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: floppy set main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: floppy set main people

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Sadistic institution psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: concupiscible puppy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Heady haunting mad cow disease whorehouse

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Heady haunting mad cow disease whorehouse

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Heady haunting mad cow disease whorehouse

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: saffron hominid dopamine

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Curious stead crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49763415)