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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
chocolate talented genital piercing theater stage
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
glittery crystalline senate clown
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Soggy Twisted Becky Trump Supporter
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
pea-brained windowlicker elastic band
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
costumed vigorous resort
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Big-titted step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Amethyst roommate boltzmann
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Slate titillating parlour
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
chestnut menage
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
sticky sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
gaped faggotry son of senegal
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Iridescent jewess tank
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
puce digit ratio
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Snowy electric hall
  06/30/25
cr
Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
chestnut menage
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Fragrant black woman cuckold
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Iridescent jewess tank
  06/30/25
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Wonderful garnet state half-breed
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
gaped faggotry son of senegal
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Snowy electric hall
  06/30/25
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heady giraffe forum
  07/01/25
*bussy
Hilarious Bawdyhouse Antidepressant Drug
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Big-titted step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Pungent flickering hell roast beef
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
impertinent shaky knife death wish
  06/30/25
fuck
gaped faggotry son of senegal
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Pungent flickering hell roast beef
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
chocolate talented genital piercing theater stage
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
gaped faggotry son of senegal
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Fragrant black woman cuckold
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  06/30/25
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excitant bronze filthpig
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
180 outnumbered gunner brunch
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
unholy theatre round eye
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Henna rebellious corn cake gay wizard
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
unholy theatre round eye
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Wonderful garnet state half-breed
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
unholy theatre round eye
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Mahogany meetinghouse incel
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Kink-friendly flushed candlestick maker sandwich
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
cerise dashing national affirmative action
  06/30/25
tcr
Wonderful garnet state half-breed
  07/01/25
just jump
Lascivious nudist famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  06/30/25
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mint chad fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Yapping aphrodisiac idiot business firm
  06/30/25
wow
Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
odious onyx plaza
  06/30/25
JFC man
Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Slate titillating parlour
  06/30/25
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Lascivious nudist famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
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gaped faggotry son of senegal
  06/30/25
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Iridescent jewess tank
  06/30/25
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cerebral house-broken garrison
  06/30/25
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Soul-stirring rusted public bath
  06/30/25
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Kink-friendly flushed candlestick maker sandwich
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
cerise dashing national affirmative action
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
180 outnumbered gunner brunch
  06/30/25
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Disgusting masturbator
  07/01/25
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heady giraffe forum
  07/01/25
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Cyan adventurous kitchen
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Charismatic Lemon Trust Fund
  07/01/25
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aquamarine school cafeteria marketing idea
  07/01/25
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Soggy Twisted Becky Trump Supporter
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
costumed vigorous resort
  06/30/25
bro
Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  06/30/25
...
cerise dashing national affirmative action
  06/30/25
lol
Wonderful garnet state half-breed
  07/01/25
...
effete dingle berry
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Alcoholic office hominid
  06/30/25
jfc
Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
chestnut menage
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
cerebral house-broken garrison
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Soul-stirring rusted public bath
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Wonderful garnet state half-breed
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Alcoholic office hominid
  07/01/25
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Henna rebellious corn cake gay wizard
  07/01/25
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Soul-stirring rusted public bath
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
aquamarine school cafeteria marketing idea
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
flatulent stage
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Fragrant black woman cuckold
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
gaped faggotry son of senegal
  06/30/25
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Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  07/01/25
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coiffed marvelous trailer park
  07/01/25
lol
Wonderful garnet state half-breed
  07/01/25
...
Lascivious nudist famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
histrionic dragon
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Twinkling hyperventilating love of her life
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
vermilion galvanic national security agency
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
indecent weed whacker
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Gold judgmental set juggernaut
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
coiffed marvelous trailer park
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
drunken jade sound barrier
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Wonderful garnet state half-breed
  07/01/25
...
Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
heady giraffe forum
  07/01/25
😟
Ruby Irradiated Hairy Legs University
  07/01/25
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Curious area
  07/01/25
holy shit
Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
coiffed marvelous trailer park
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Bipolar yarmulke dilemma
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
aquamarine school cafeteria marketing idea
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Big-titted step-uncle's house
  07/01/25
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Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
aquamarine school cafeteria marketing idea
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
aquamarine school cafeteria marketing idea
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Yapping aphrodisiac idiot business firm
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Big-titted step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Crusty shivering striped hyena heaven
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
heady giraffe forum
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Lime mischievous whorehouse legend
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  07/06/25
...
Yapping aphrodisiac idiot business firm
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Medicated location
  07/06/25
...
Soul-stirring rusted public bath
  07/06/25
lol
Wonderful garnet state half-breed
  07/07/25
wow
Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: chocolate talented genital piercing theater stage

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: glittery crystalline senate clown

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Soggy Twisted Becky Trump Supporter

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: pea-brained windowlicker elastic band

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: costumed vigorous resort

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Big-titted step-uncle's house

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Amethyst roommate boltzmann

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Slate titillating parlour

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: chestnut menage

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: sticky sweet tailpipe

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: gaped faggotry son of senegal

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Iridescent jewess tank

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: puce digit ratio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Snowy electric hall

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: chestnut menage

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Fragrant black woman cuckold

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Iridescent jewess tank

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Wonderful garnet state half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: gaped faggotry son of senegal

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Snowy electric hall

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: heady giraffe forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Hilarious Bawdyhouse Antidepressant Drug

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Big-titted step-uncle's house

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Pungent flickering hell roast beef

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: impertinent shaky knife death wish

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: gaped faggotry son of senegal

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Pungent flickering hell roast beef

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: chocolate talented genital piercing theater stage

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: gaped faggotry son of senegal

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Fragrant black woman cuckold

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: excitant bronze filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: 180 outnumbered gunner brunch

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: unholy theatre round eye

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Henna rebellious corn cake gay wizard

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: unholy theatre round eye

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Wonderful garnet state half-breed

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: unholy theatre round eye

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Mahogany meetinghouse incel

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Kink-friendly flushed candlestick maker sandwich

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: cerise dashing national affirmative action

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Wonderful garnet state half-breed

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Lascivious nudist famous landscape painting

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: mint chad fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Yapping aphrodisiac idiot business firm

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: odious onyx plaza

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Slate titillating parlour

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Lascivious nudist famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: gaped faggotry son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Iridescent jewess tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: cerebral house-broken garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring rusted public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Kink-friendly flushed candlestick maker sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: cerise dashing national affirmative action

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: 180 outnumbered gunner brunch

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Disgusting masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: heady giraffe forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Cyan adventurous kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Charismatic Lemon Trust Fund

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: aquamarine school cafeteria marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Soggy Twisted Becky Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: costumed vigorous resort

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: cerise dashing national affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Wonderful garnet state half-breed

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: effete dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Alcoholic office hominid

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: chestnut menage

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: cerebral house-broken garrison

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring rusted public bath

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Wonderful garnet state half-breed

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Alcoholic office hominid

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Henna rebellious corn cake gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring rusted public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: aquamarine school cafeteria marketing idea

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: flatulent stage

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Fragrant black woman cuckold

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: gaped faggotry son of senegal

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: coiffed marvelous trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Wonderful garnet state half-breed

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Lascivious nudist famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: histrionic dragon

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Twinkling hyperventilating love of her life

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: vermilion galvanic national security agency

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: indecent weed whacker

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Gold judgmental set juggernaut

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: coiffed marvelous trailer park

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: drunken jade sound barrier

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Wonderful garnet state half-breed

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: heady giraffe forum

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Ruby Irradiated Hairy Legs University

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Curious area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: coiffed marvelous trailer park

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Bipolar yarmulke dilemma

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: aquamarine school cafeteria marketing idea

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Big-titted step-uncle's house

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: aquamarine school cafeteria marketing idea

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: aquamarine school cafeteria marketing idea

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Yapping aphrodisiac idiot business firm

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Big-titted step-uncle's house

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Crusty shivering striped hyena heaven

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: heady giraffe forum

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Lime mischievous whorehouse legend

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Yapping aphrodisiac idiot business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Medicated location

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring rusted public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Wonderful garnet state half-breed

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Blue At-the-ready Pisswyrm Mexican

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)