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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Comical Kitchen



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: gay point

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Comical Kitchen

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Talking avocado candlestick maker

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: umber yapping stag film

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Comical Kitchen

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Flesh Abusive Rigor

"You've reached the..."

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Comical Kitchen

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen

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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Outnumbered boistinker resort

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Comical Kitchen

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Outnumbered boistinker resort

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Comical Kitchen

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Comical Kitchen

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: puce rigpig state

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Scarlet aromatic prole

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: bull headed bbw

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Comical Kitchen

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Comical Kitchen

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen

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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Provocative Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Glassy jewess

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Glassy jewess

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Glassy jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Glassy jewess

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Disturbing Erotic Cumskin Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Outnumbered boistinker resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: hot sanctuary stock car

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: hot sanctuary stock car

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: hot sanctuary stock car

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Comical Kitchen

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Wonderful lay

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Comical Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49776406)