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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Obsidian half-breed
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
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Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Obsidian half-breed
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Obsidian half-breed
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Obsidian half-breed
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Obsidian half-breed
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
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Unhinged umber stead psychic
  06/25/12
Jesus
Painfully Honest Multi-billionaire Spot
  06/25/12
literally rofling
boyish cruise ship nowag
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
cracking plaza
  08/02/12
crying
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lost my shit
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  08/27/21
God I’m old.
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Obsidian half-breed
  06/25/12
cop
Unhinged umber stead psychic
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Unhinged umber stead psychic
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Big juggernaut hunting ground
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
aphrodisiac coldplay fan whorehouse
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
dashing brilliant trailer park ape
  08/02/12
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Well-lubricated deranged market
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
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  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
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BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
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  06/25/12
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  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Unhinged umber stead psychic
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
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  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
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  08/21/13
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Obsidian half-breed
  06/25/12
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  06/25/12
how does he do it?
swashbuckling high-end dilemma mexican
  06/25/12
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Well-lubricated deranged market
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
odious becky macaca
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Obsidian half-breed
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
garnet house
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Obsidian half-breed
  06/26/12
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Well-lubricated deranged market
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
cyan place of business
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Obsidian half-breed
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
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"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
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  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
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Obsidian half-breed
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
cracking plaza
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
dashing brilliant trailer park ape
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
dashing brilliant trailer park ape
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  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
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holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
dashing brilliant trailer park ape
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
dark thriller address
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Obsidian half-breed
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
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Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Obsidian half-breed
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
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Well-lubricated deranged market
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i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Wild mildly autistic hell boltzmann
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
chest-beating lay brethren
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Wild mildly autistic hell boltzmann
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johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Idiotic fragrant university mad cow disease
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Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
chest-beating lay brethren
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Impressive Ebony Codepig Stage
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Well-lubricated deranged market
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HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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cyan place of business
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the man is a champion.
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
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  06/26/26
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Obsidian half-breed

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Pink community account mood

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: translucent slippery theater stage



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Obsidian half-breed

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Obsidian half-breed

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Obsidian half-breed

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Obsidian half-breed

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Big juggernaut hunting ground

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Unhinged umber stead psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Multi-billionaire Spot

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: boyish cruise ship nowag

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: cracking plaza

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: cocky stirring orchestra pit dysfunction

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: bistre headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Wild mildly autistic hell boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Harsh Office

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Idiotic fragrant university mad cow disease



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Violent candlestick maker locale



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed azn



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: walnut sticky karate reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: walnut sticky karate reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: maize marvelous milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: rose stag film windowlicker



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: black hairraiser home factory reset button

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Obsidian half-breed

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Unhinged umber stead psychic

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Unhinged umber stead psychic

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Big juggernaut hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: aphrodisiac coldplay fan whorehouse

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: dashing brilliant trailer park ape

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Well-lubricated deranged market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Underhanded associate

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: federal crackhouse famous landscape painting

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Unhinged umber stead psychic

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: effete soggy nibblets native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Unhinged umber stead psychic

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: dashing brilliant trailer park ape

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: chest-beating lay brethren

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Obsidian half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: provocative antidepressant drug box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling high-end dilemma mexican

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Well-lubricated deranged market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: odious becky macaca

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Obsidian half-breed

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: garnet house

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Obsidian half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Well-lubricated deranged market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: cyan place of business

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Obsidian half-breed

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: trip library electric furnace

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: dark thriller address

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Obsidian half-breed

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Obsidian half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: cracking plaza

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: dashing brilliant trailer park ape

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: dashing brilliant trailer park ape

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: maroon adulterous location quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Obsidian half-breed

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Geriatric stubborn ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: dashing brilliant trailer park ape

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: dark thriller address

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Obsidian half-breed

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: dashing brilliant trailer park ape

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: chestnut razzle-dazzle station crotch

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: dashing brilliant trailer park ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: maroon adulterous location quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Purple zippy set

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: maroon adulterous location quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Obsidian half-breed

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Wild mildly autistic hell boltzmann

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: dashing brilliant trailer park ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Well-lubricated deranged market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Wild mildly autistic hell boltzmann

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: chest-beating lay brethren

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Wild mildly autistic hell boltzmann

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Idiotic fragrant university mad cow disease

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: chest-beating lay brethren

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Impressive Ebony Codepig Stage

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Well-lubricated deranged market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Well-lubricated deranged market

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Well-lubricated deranged market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Well-lubricated deranged market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Bright pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Sapphire lascivious trump supporter

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Idiotic fragrant university mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Mint institution giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: irate background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: irate background story

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: motley fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone corner french chef

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: dashing brilliant trailer park ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Useless Charismatic State Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Silver gaped stock car resort

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy bronze cumskin



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: contagious cream center travel guidebook



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: titillating school cafeteria clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: mewling shitlib pervert

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Wine blood rage

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Useless Charismatic State Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: dashing brilliant trailer park ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Useless Charismatic State Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz balding personal credit line sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: cyan place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Grizzly knife lodge

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: olive passionate abode

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: peach piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: cyan place of business



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Transparent heaven toilet seat



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: shimmering vigorous hospital coffee pot



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: aqua pocket flask site

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Awkward puce rigor dopamine



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: laughsome massive cuckold



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: exhilarant nudist sandwich idea he suggested



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Paxton stole my girl dog

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#49964828)