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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
green organic girlfriend
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
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bonkers ticket booth
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Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
green organic girlfriend
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
green organic girlfriend
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
green organic girlfriend
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
green organic girlfriend
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Dull Indian Lodge
  06/25/12
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Garnet rigpig
  06/25/12
Jesus
Mind-boggling awkward parlour codepig
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Alcoholic Headpube
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Crystalline crotch coldplay fan
  08/02/12
crying
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  08/29/12
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racy henna fortuitous meteor
  02/22/13
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disgusting lay
  08/21/13
lost my shit
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Bateful Hell Coffee Pot
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Filthy gaming laptop set
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up-to-no-good queen of the night base
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Chestnut faggot firefighter
  07/20/18
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  02/09/19
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smoky bull headed international law enforcement agency parlor
  07/11/19
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Azure deer antler lodge
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
mauve narrow-minded rehab
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
green organic girlfriend
  06/25/12
cop
Garnet rigpig
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Garnet rigpig
  06/25/12
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Dull Indian Lodge
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
house-broken nowag pocket flask
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Insecure ceo
  08/02/12
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galvanic indecent sandwich piazza
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
honey-headed flatulent sneaky criminal
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Ruddy liquid oxygen
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Garnet rigpig
  06/25/12
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Walnut business firm goal in life
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Garnet rigpig
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Insecure ceo
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
shivering shrine twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/13
...
green organic girlfriend
  06/25/12
...
Insane maroon clown temple
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
saffron geriatric puppy
  06/25/12
...
galvanic indecent sandwich piazza
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy boistinker
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
green organic girlfriend
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
aggressive crimson theater therapy
  06/25/12
...
green organic girlfriend
  06/26/12
...
galvanic indecent sandwich piazza
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
soggy volcanic crater stage
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
green organic girlfriend
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
bronze old irish cottage
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
turquoise university
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
green organic girlfriend
  08/02/12
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green organic girlfriend
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Crystalline crotch coldplay fan
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Insecure ceo
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Insecure ceo
  08/02/12
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comical cruel-hearted partner plaza
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
green organic girlfriend
  08/02/12
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Appetizing locus
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Insecure ceo
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
turquoise university
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
green organic girlfriend
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
Insecure ceo
  08/06/12
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  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
passionate doobsian athletic conference
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comical cruel-hearted partner plaza
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
green organic girlfriend
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
disgusting lay
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Insecure ceo
  02/22/13
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galvanic indecent sandwich piazza
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
disgusting lay
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
shivering shrine twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
disgusting lay
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Bateful Hell Coffee Pot
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
shivering shrine twinkling uncleanness
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Sadistic Knife
  08/21/13
180
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  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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Bateful Hell Coffee Pot
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electric crackhouse
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Ungodly razzle-dazzle people who are hurt
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Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
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Pungent aqua messiness
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
Vengeful stead
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Insecure ceo
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Spectacular Duck-like Heaven Electric Furnace
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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fragrant jet affirmative action
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Bright know-it-all chapel shitlib
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  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
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  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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Insecure ceo
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soggy volcanic crater stage
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
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where did he go
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soggy volcanic crater stage
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wish the little guy would come back.
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
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  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
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  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
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  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: green organic girlfriend

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: tantric thriller tanning salon

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: bonkers ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: green organic girlfriend

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: green organic girlfriend

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: green organic girlfriend

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: green organic girlfriend

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Dull Indian Lodge

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Garnet rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling awkward parlour codepig

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Alcoholic Headpube

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Crystalline crotch coldplay fan

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: trip area voyeur

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: racy henna fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: disgusting lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: obsidian stirring roast beef

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Bateful Hell Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Filthy gaming laptop set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: up-to-no-good queen of the night base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Chestnut faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Chestnut faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: smoky bull headed international law enforcement agency parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Azure deer antler lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: mauve narrow-minded rehab

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: green organic girlfriend

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Garnet rigpig

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Garnet rigpig

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Dull Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: house-broken nowag pocket flask

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Insecure ceo

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: galvanic indecent sandwich piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: honey-headed flatulent sneaky criminal

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Ruddy liquid oxygen

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Garnet rigpig

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Walnut business firm goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Garnet rigpig

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Insecure ceo

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: shivering shrine twinkling uncleanness

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: green organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Insane maroon clown temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: saffron geriatric puppy

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: galvanic indecent sandwich piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy boistinker

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: green organic girlfriend

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: aggressive crimson theater therapy

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: green organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: galvanic indecent sandwich piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: soggy volcanic crater stage

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: green organic girlfriend

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: bronze old irish cottage

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: turquoise university

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: green organic girlfriend

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: green organic girlfriend



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Crystalline crotch coldplay fan

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Insecure ceo

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Insecure ceo

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: comical cruel-hearted partner plaza



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: green organic girlfriend

Much love for the shout, Box.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Appetizing locus



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Insecure ceo

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: turquoise university

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: green organic girlfriend

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Insecure ceo

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: topaz church

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Insecure ceo



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: comical cruel-hearted partner plaza



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: passionate doobsian athletic conference

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: comical cruel-hearted partner plaza



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: green organic girlfriend

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: disgusting lay

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Insecure ceo



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: galvanic indecent sandwich piazza



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: disgusting lay

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: shivering shrine twinkling uncleanness

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: disgusting lay

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Bateful Hell Coffee Pot

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: shivering shrine twinkling uncleanness

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Sadistic Knife

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: galvanic indecent sandwich piazza

180

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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: galvanic indecent sandwich piazza

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: galvanic indecent sandwich piazza



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: galvanic indecent sandwich piazza



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac ratface



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: coral halford

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Bateful Hell Coffee Pot



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: electric crackhouse



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Ungodly razzle-dazzle people who are hurt



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Ungodly razzle-dazzle people who are hurt

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Pungent aqua messiness



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Vengeful stead

Bookmarked.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Insecure ceo



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Spectacular Duck-like Heaven Electric Furnace



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: mustard free-loading native

180

now i kinda get his shtick

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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: fragrant jet affirmative action



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Bright know-it-all chapel shitlib



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: lilac toaster



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring immigrant community account

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Beta exhilarant forum

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Spectacular Duck-like Heaven Electric Furnace



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Insecure ceo



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Spectacular Duck-like Heaven Electric Furnace



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: red turdskin



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: soggy volcanic crater stage



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: rebellious digit ratio

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: disrespectful nibblets

where did he go

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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Disturbing corner



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: soggy volcanic crater stage



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: iridescent startled national



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: copper stimulating home



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: clear hall

wish the little guy would come back.

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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Laughsome meetinghouse



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Unholy 180 useless brakes institution



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Azure deer antler lodge



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: supple address internal respiration



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: heady point



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: ape ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#49964828)