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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
electric abode
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Grizzly cocky casino chad
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
odious stage
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Jade lay pisswyrm
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Razzle Gay Wizard
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
lake set fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
disrespectful people who are hurt immigrant
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Honey-headed abnormal knife
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Bearded elastic band
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Excitant internet-worthy factory reset button
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Charcoal selfie
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
fuchsia soul-stirring parlor
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Vengeful judgmental heaven
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Yellow drunken box office incel
  06/30/25
cr
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Bearded elastic band
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
motley hateful resort athletic conference
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
fuchsia soul-stirring parlor
  06/30/25
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purple spectacular idiot mother
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Charcoal selfie
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Yellow drunken box office incel
  06/30/25
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Vibrant cobalt legal warrant love of her life
  07/01/25
*bussy
Bateful New Version Coldplay Fan
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
lake set fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
mind-boggling pistol spot
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Marvelous unhinged tattoo nursing home
  06/30/25
fuck
Charcoal selfie
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
mind-boggling pistol spot
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
electric abode
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Charcoal selfie
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
motley hateful resort athletic conference
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  06/30/25
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Appetizing ticket booth black woman
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
swashbuckling offensive hell
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Amethyst son of senegal reading party
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Big filthy nibblets
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Amethyst son of senegal reading party
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
purple spectacular idiot mother
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Amethyst son of senegal reading party
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Stirring Sapphire National Private Investor
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
learning disabled wonderful school cafeteria pervert
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Hairraiser state
  06/30/25
tcr
purple spectacular idiot mother
  07/01/25
just jump
mint stage
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  06/30/25
...
Razzle-dazzle Alpha Pit
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
poppy bearded karate
  06/30/25
wow
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Heady Smoky Indian Lodge
  06/30/25
JFC man
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Honey-headed abnormal knife
  06/30/25
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mint stage
  06/30/25
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Charcoal selfie
  06/30/25
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fuchsia soul-stirring parlor
  06/30/25
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Scarlet Racy Jew Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
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milky locale becky
  06/30/25
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learning disabled wonderful school cafeteria pervert
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Hairraiser state
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
swashbuckling offensive hell
  06/30/25
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Bull headed ivory site gaming laptop
  07/01/25
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Vibrant cobalt legal warrant love of her life
  07/01/25
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jet kitchen
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Know-it-all avocado university cuckoldry
  07/01/25
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Cream zippy field dog poop
  07/01/25
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odious stage
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Razzle Gay Wizard
  06/30/25
bro
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  06/30/25
...
Hairraiser state
  06/30/25
lol
purple spectacular idiot mother
  07/01/25
...
Silver hominid tank
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Thriller public bath philosopher-king
  06/30/25
jfc
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Bearded elastic band
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Scarlet Racy Jew Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
milky locale becky
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
purple spectacular idiot mother
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Thriller public bath philosopher-king
  07/01/25
...
Big filthy nibblets
  07/01/25
...
milky locale becky
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Cream zippy field dog poop
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
harsh roommate stead
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
motley hateful resort athletic conference
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Charcoal selfie
  06/30/25
...
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  07/01/25
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stimulating dull twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
lol
purple spectacular idiot mother
  07/01/25
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mint stage
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Maroon Trust Fund Giraffe
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
walnut adventurous voyeur old irish cottage
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Territorial mental disorder sneaky criminal
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Aphrodisiac Ocher Institution
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
gold senate mexican
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
stimulating dull twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
bronze vivacious stock car theatre
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
purple spectacular idiot mother
  07/01/25
...
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Vibrant cobalt legal warrant love of her life
  07/01/25
😟
Insanely creepy liquid oxygen
  07/01/25
...
Boyish impressive stag film masturbator
  07/01/25
holy shit
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
stimulating dull twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Beady-eyed glassy den striped hyena
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Cream zippy field dog poop
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
lake set fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
...
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Cream zippy field dog poop
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Cream zippy field dog poop
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
poppy bearded karate
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
lake set fortuitous meteor
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Pearly passionate lodge internal respiration
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Vibrant cobalt legal warrant love of her life
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Pale histrionic market degenerate
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  07/06/25
...
poppy bearded karate
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Cerise Federal Shrine
  07/06/25
...
milky locale becky
  07/06/25
lol
purple spectacular idiot mother
  07/07/25
wow
Floppy Juggernaut Clown
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: electric abode

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Grizzly cocky casino chad

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: odious stage

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Jade lay pisswyrm

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Razzle Gay Wizard

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: lake set fortuitous meteor

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: disrespectful people who are hurt immigrant

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Honey-headed abnormal knife

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bearded elastic band

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Excitant internet-worthy factory reset button

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Charcoal selfie

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: fuchsia soul-stirring parlor

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Vengeful judgmental heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Yellow drunken box office incel

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bearded elastic band

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: motley hateful resort athletic conference

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: fuchsia soul-stirring parlor

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: purple spectacular idiot mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Charcoal selfie

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Yellow drunken box office incel

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Vibrant cobalt legal warrant love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Bateful New Version Coldplay Fan

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: lake set fortuitous meteor

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol spot

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Marvelous unhinged tattoo nursing home

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Charcoal selfie

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling pistol spot

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: electric abode

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Charcoal selfie

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: motley hateful resort athletic conference

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Appetizing ticket booth black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling offensive hell

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Amethyst son of senegal reading party

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Big filthy nibblets

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Amethyst son of senegal reading party

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: purple spectacular idiot mother

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Amethyst son of senegal reading party

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Stirring Sapphire National Private Investor

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: learning disabled wonderful school cafeteria pervert

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser state

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: purple spectacular idiot mother

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: mint stage

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Alpha Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: poppy bearded karate

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Heady Smoky Indian Lodge

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed abnormal knife

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: mint stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Charcoal selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: fuchsia soul-stirring parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Scarlet Racy Jew Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: milky locale becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: learning disabled wonderful school cafeteria pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser state

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling offensive hell

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Bull headed ivory site gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Vibrant cobalt legal warrant love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: jet kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Know-it-all avocado university cuckoldry

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Cream zippy field dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: odious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Razzle Gay Wizard

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: purple spectacular idiot mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Silver hominid tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Thriller public bath philosopher-king

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Bearded elastic band

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Scarlet Racy Jew Generalized Bond

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: milky locale becky

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: purple spectacular idiot mother

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Thriller public bath philosopher-king

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Big filthy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: milky locale becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Cream zippy field dog poop

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: harsh roommate stead

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: motley hateful resort athletic conference

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Charcoal selfie

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: stimulating dull twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: purple spectacular idiot mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: mint stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Maroon Trust Fund Giraffe

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: walnut adventurous voyeur old irish cottage

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Territorial mental disorder sneaky criminal

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ocher Institution

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: gold senate mexican

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: stimulating dull twinkling uncleanness

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: bronze vivacious stock car theatre

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: purple spectacular idiot mother

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Vibrant cobalt legal warrant love of her life

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Insanely creepy liquid oxygen

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Boyish impressive stag film masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: stimulating dull twinkling uncleanness

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed glassy den striped hyena

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Cream zippy field dog poop

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: lake set fortuitous meteor

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Cream zippy field dog poop

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Cream zippy field dog poop

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: poppy bearded karate

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: lake set fortuitous meteor

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Pearly passionate lodge internal respiration

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Vibrant cobalt legal warrant love of her life

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Pale histrionic market degenerate

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: poppy bearded karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Cerise Federal Shrine

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: milky locale becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: purple spectacular idiot mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Floppy Juggernaut Clown

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)