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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

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man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
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didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Saffron headpube garrison

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Fishy contagious indian lodge turdskin

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Big self-absorbed address gaming laptop



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Saffron headpube garrison

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Saffron headpube garrison

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Saffron headpube garrison

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Saffron headpube garrison

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Laughsome wrinkle field

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: At-the-ready trip heaven new version



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Vigorous walnut juggernaut kitty cat

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Hot topaz psychic

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Maniacal Pungent Stag Film

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: arrogant deer antler

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: soggy tanning salon gay wizard



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Floppy center



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: startled legend dopamine

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Cerebral school cafeteria



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: high-end sepia death wish



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Appetizing hominid bawdyhouse



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Appetizing hominid bawdyhouse



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: heady chrome mad cow disease



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Cracking charcoal shitlib kitchen



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: wonderful theater stage famous landscape painting

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Saffron headpube garrison

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: At-the-ready trip heaven new version

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: At-the-ready trip heaven new version

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Laughsome wrinkle field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Rusted mental disorder corn cake

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Magenta Philosopher-king Ape

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Citrine Trump Supporter International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: ungodly fragrant preventive strike dragon

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: sable vibrant stage

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: At-the-ready trip heaven new version

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone library elastic band



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: At-the-ready trip heaven new version

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Magenta Philosopher-king Ape

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: chartreuse cumskin

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Saffron headpube garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling abnormal coldplay fan



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: light filthy house roast beef

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Citrine Trump Supporter International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: house-broken hospital milk

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Saffron headpube garrison

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: up-to-no-good yarmulke

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Saffron headpube garrison



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Citrine Trump Supporter International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Violent Stirring Police Squad

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Saffron headpube garrison

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Bateful office

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Copper Windowlicker

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Saffron headpube garrison

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Saffron headpube garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Maniacal Pungent Stag Film

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Magenta Philosopher-king Ape

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Magenta Philosopher-king Ape

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: marvelous indecent trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Saffron headpube garrison

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: aggressive space dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Magenta Philosopher-king Ape

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Copper Windowlicker

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Saffron headpube garrison

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Magenta Philosopher-king Ape

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Fuchsia impertinent church building jewess

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Magenta Philosopher-king Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: marvelous indecent trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Irradiated Tattoo

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: marvelous indecent trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Saffron headpube garrison

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Floppy center

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Magenta Philosopher-king Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Citrine Trump Supporter International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Floppy center

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: chartreuse cumskin

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Floppy center

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Cerebral school cafeteria

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: chartreuse cumskin

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Supple Cyan Corner Degenerate

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Citrine Trump Supporter International Law Enforcement Agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Citrine Trump Supporter International Law Enforcement Agency

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Citrine Trump Supporter International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Citrine Trump Supporter International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: motley native cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: sooty spectacular bbw

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Cerebral school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: 180 business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Stimulating Garnet Parlour Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Stimulating Garnet Parlour Marketing Idea

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Grizzly Curious University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: bronze brethren

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Magenta Philosopher-king Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: excitant school kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: maroon costumed persian internal respiration

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Bearded metal incel candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: violet slap-happy background story chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Arousing fat ankles old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: vermilion beady-eyed state messiness

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: galvanic box office

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: excitant school kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Magenta Philosopher-king Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: excitant school kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: drunken amber love of her life twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Violent Stirring Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Sadistic Main People National

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Demanding crystalline idea he suggested theatre

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Seedy pearl cuck athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Violent Stirring Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: shimmering comical hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: white hyperactive foreskin giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Crimson aromatic piazza

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: histrionic station private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring razzle-dazzle boltzmann crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Cracking charcoal shitlib kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: provocative toaster site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: obsidian fantasy-prone spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: ape ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id.#49964828)