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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
hairraiser library
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
purple partner
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Hateful multi-colored jew
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Impressive kitchen knife
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
twinkling codepig round eye
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Comical digit ratio base
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
brindle roommate
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Lascivious institution
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Curious vengeful school
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
useless mediation
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Razzle-dazzle talking stock car
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
fragrant set
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
insanely creepy concupiscible patrolman toilet seat
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Overrated beady-eyed corn cake
  06/30/25
cr
Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Curious vengeful school
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Angry azn nowag
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
fragrant set
  06/30/25
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Twisted seedy alpha giraffe
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Razzle-dazzle talking stock car
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Overrated beady-eyed corn cake
  06/30/25
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Marvelous cordovan boltzmann chapel
  07/01/25
*bussy
titillating amethyst menage
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Comical digit ratio base
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
mind-boggling rehab antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
offensive flushed mexican
  06/30/25
fuck
Razzle-dazzle talking stock car
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
mind-boggling rehab antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
hairraiser library
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Razzle-dazzle talking stock car
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Angry azn nowag
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  06/30/25
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burgundy wonderful office
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Costumed Stag Film
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
emerald foreskin market
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
soggy low-t church building
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
emerald foreskin market
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Twisted seedy alpha giraffe
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
emerald foreskin market
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Glittery nofapping people who are hurt home
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Stimulating Double Fault Whorehouse
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Vigorous crystalline native cumskin
  06/30/25
tcr
Twisted seedy alpha giraffe
  07/01/25
just jump
clear aromatic cruise ship legal warrant
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  06/30/25
...
Mildly Autistic Theater Stage Cuckold
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Silver Hyperactive Forum Becky
  06/30/25
wow
Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
unhinged aphrodisiac spot
  06/30/25
JFC man
Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Lascivious institution
  06/30/25
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clear aromatic cruise ship legal warrant
  06/30/25
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Razzle-dazzle talking stock car
  06/30/25
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fragrant set
  06/30/25
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electric ratface locale
  06/30/25
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Racy bronze shrine pozpig
  06/30/25
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Stimulating Double Fault Whorehouse
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Vigorous crystalline native cumskin
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Costumed Stag Film
  06/30/25
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exciting coldplay fan
  07/01/25
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Marvelous cordovan boltzmann chapel
  07/01/25
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Erotic Turquoise Hissy Fit
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Cracking main people
  07/01/25
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Lake hall
  07/01/25
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Hateful multi-colored jew
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
twinkling codepig round eye
  06/30/25
bro
Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  06/30/25
...
Vigorous crystalline native cumskin
  06/30/25
lol
Twisted seedy alpha giraffe
  07/01/25
...
Aquamarine Quadroon
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Spectacular generalized bond
  06/30/25
jfc
Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Curious vengeful school
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
electric ratface locale
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Racy bronze shrine pozpig
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Twisted seedy alpha giraffe
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Spectacular generalized bond
  07/01/25
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soggy low-t church building
  07/01/25
...
Racy bronze shrine pozpig
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Lake hall
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Ivory Startled Kitty Cat Property
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Angry azn nowag
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Razzle-dazzle talking stock car
  06/30/25
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Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  07/01/25
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Dashing garnet theatre fanboi
  07/01/25
lol
Twisted seedy alpha giraffe
  07/01/25
...
clear aromatic cruise ship legal warrant
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
salmon tantric stead deer antler
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
yellow bonkers idiot principal's office
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Harsh Dead Newt
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
kink-friendly space voyeur
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Dull stage philosopher-king
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Dashing garnet theatre fanboi
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Honey-headed church
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Twisted seedy alpha giraffe
  07/01/25
...
Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Marvelous cordovan boltzmann chapel
  07/01/25
😟
Thriller mental disorder school cafeteria
  07/01/25
...
Yapping trip gas station mood
  07/01/25
holy shit
Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Dashing garnet theatre fanboi
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
odious box office turdskin
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Lake hall
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Comical digit ratio base
  07/01/25
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Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Lake hall
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Lake hall
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Silver Hyperactive Forum Becky
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Comical digit ratio base
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
sick sandwich
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Marvelous cordovan boltzmann chapel
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Vibrant charcoal brethren love of her life
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  07/06/25
...
Silver Hyperactive Forum Becky
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Idiotic trump supporter pit
  07/06/25
...
Racy bronze shrine pozpig
  07/06/25
lol
Twisted seedy alpha giraffe
  07/07/25
wow
Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: hairraiser library

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: purple partner

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Hateful multi-colored jew

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Impressive kitchen knife

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: twinkling codepig round eye

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Comical digit ratio base

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: brindle roommate

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Lascivious institution

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Curious vengeful school

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: useless mediation

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle talking stock car

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: fragrant set

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy concupiscible patrolman toilet seat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Overrated beady-eyed corn cake

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Curious vengeful school

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Angry azn nowag

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: fragrant set

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Twisted seedy alpha giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle talking stock car

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Overrated beady-eyed corn cake

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Marvelous cordovan boltzmann chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: titillating amethyst menage

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Comical digit ratio base

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling rehab antidepressant drug

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: offensive flushed mexican

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle talking stock car

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling rehab antidepressant drug

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: hairraiser library

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle talking stock car

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Angry azn nowag

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: burgundy wonderful office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Costumed Stag Film

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: emerald foreskin market

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: soggy low-t church building

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: emerald foreskin market

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Twisted seedy alpha giraffe

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: emerald foreskin market

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Glittery nofapping people who are hurt home

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Stimulating Double Fault Whorehouse

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Vigorous crystalline native cumskin

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Twisted seedy alpha giraffe

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: clear aromatic cruise ship legal warrant

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Theater Stage Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Silver Hyperactive Forum Becky

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: unhinged aphrodisiac spot

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Lascivious institution

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: clear aromatic cruise ship legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle talking stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: fragrant set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: electric ratface locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Racy bronze shrine pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Stimulating Double Fault Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Vigorous crystalline native cumskin

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Costumed Stag Film

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: exciting coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Marvelous cordovan boltzmann chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Erotic Turquoise Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Cracking main people

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Lake hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Hateful multi-colored jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: twinkling codepig round eye

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Vigorous crystalline native cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Twisted seedy alpha giraffe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Aquamarine Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Spectacular generalized bond

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Curious vengeful school

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: electric ratface locale

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Racy bronze shrine pozpig

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Twisted seedy alpha giraffe

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Spectacular generalized bond

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: soggy low-t church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Racy bronze shrine pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Lake hall

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Ivory Startled Kitty Cat Property

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Angry azn nowag

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle talking stock car

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Dashing garnet theatre fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Twisted seedy alpha giraffe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: clear aromatic cruise ship legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: salmon tantric stead deer antler

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: yellow bonkers idiot principal's office

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Harsh Dead Newt

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: kink-friendly space voyeur

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Dull stage philosopher-king

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Dashing garnet theatre fanboi

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Honey-headed church

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Twisted seedy alpha giraffe

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Marvelous cordovan boltzmann chapel

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Thriller mental disorder school cafeteria

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Yapping trip gas station mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Dashing garnet theatre fanboi

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: odious box office turdskin

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Lake hall

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Comical digit ratio base

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Lake hall

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Lake hall

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Silver Hyperactive Forum Becky

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Comical digit ratio base

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: sick sandwich

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Marvelous cordovan boltzmann chapel

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Vibrant charcoal brethren love of her life

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Silver Hyperactive Forum Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Idiotic trump supporter pit

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Racy bronze shrine pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Twisted seedy alpha giraffe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Iridescent useless brakes meetinghouse

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)