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Pretty sure my niece traded sex for a rare labubu

My niece lives with my wife and I. She is in her mid-20's. S...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
You should've written "with my wife and *me*" not ...
big-titted french chef stage
  06/30/25
If that is what you took away from this story, then I expect...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
I'm a construction foreman, and I had the same take he did.
Garnet water buffalo sanctuary
  06/30/25
he does
bat-shit-crazy razzle generalized bond range
  06/30/25
Or a dark one
Lemon queen of the night abode
  07/01/25
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Soul-stirring Karate Temple
  07/01/25
Maybe “I” is the name of their monosyllabic bull...
Wine home
  06/30/25
Wasn't that obvious? I can't believe you felt like you neede...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
...
filthy opaque forum headpube
  07/01/25
is she hot? pics?
Bespoke prole
  06/30/25
I am not biologically related to her, but I 100% would. I co...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
link to her seeking profile?
exciting up-to-no-good kitchen
  06/30/25
Surprised this took this long.
chest-beating party of the first part casino
  06/30/25
Honestly, she probably wouldn't care if I shared it. But giv...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
What's ur rate
Ivory self-absorbed school cafeteria
  06/30/25
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mischievous stag film
  07/01/25
sounds like it may be worthwhile to pay her for sex a few ti...
Bespoke prole
  06/30/25
Market rate where? We live in kind of a second-tier city. Ba...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
Fuckin BURRIED the lead
Garnet water buffalo sanctuary
  06/30/25
tbh, I never heard of Labubu before this thread
disgusting center
  06/30/25
progress?
autistic ebony pistol
  07/01/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&for...
Kink-friendly University
  07/01/25
A lot of autistic women are sexually liberated
Arousing Hominid
  06/30/25
This is true, and my niece is a case in point. Autistic peop...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
friendless nerdy autistic prostitute niece in recovery tp
milky pervert wrinkle
  06/30/25
wwop
Grizzly offensive circlehead locale
  06/30/25
What can I get for a Manudo poster?
Floppy Deep Newt
  06/30/25
...
Walnut theatre toilet seat
  06/30/25
zoomer girls will fuck you for pokemon cards not flame
exciting up-to-no-good kitchen
  06/30/25
ljl @ kikes
painfully honest heaven persian
  06/30/25
She has deleted all of her social media, so finding good pic...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
almost certainly poop on that thong
Glassy Fiercely-loyal Site
  06/30/25
...
fighting aqua space incel
  06/30/25
https://www.jezebel.com/why-is-there-poop-on-my-thong-an-inv...
Concupiscible yapping cruise ship fat ankles
  06/30/25
...
mischievous stag film
  07/01/25
Moar pls
Floppy Deep Newt
  06/30/25
I'll see what I can do, but I don't have many recent photos,...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
Sorry, that isn't an objective 8.
disgusting center
  06/30/25
An xoxo 5/6 is still an objective 8. Plus you can't see her ...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
SHOW BOBS
Floppy Deep Newt
  06/30/25
If I can find any photos where she is wearing a tank top or ...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
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seedy boistinker
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tan goyim
  07/01/25
I don't know call me crazy but from what little I can tell s...
dead unhinged ape
  06/30/25
Some of her friends from her drug days definitely fit that d...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
Don't care at this point. Half the forum is sprung to the hi...
dead unhinged ape
  06/30/25
dude, you need to share her contact info with your Internet ...
Grizzly offensive circlehead locale
  06/30/25
I also have sex. with older men. for money
Nudist electric furnace
  06/30/25
why on earth did your niece share a photo like this with oyu
hairraiser bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
She didn't share it with me specifically. She had this on he...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
Can you hurry up and provide more nigga
dead unhinged ape
  06/30/25
How do I live with this girl and have so few good photos of ...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
This is not adequate, sir.
Floppy Deep Newt
  06/30/25
Tonight I'll tell her that she needs to get naked and let me...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
Tell her I'll explain the situation to her in person. I'll ...
Floppy Deep Newt
  06/30/25
...
mischievous stag film
  07/01/25
She's a chub huh? Muffin top or what? I wouldn't complain ab...
dead unhinged ape
  06/30/25
I think she has lost some weight since that photo was taken,...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
Go take a pic of her underwear.
Floppy Deep Newt
  06/30/25
Me and Penis Six Nine tp are very persuasive. You should rea...
dead unhinged ape
  06/30/25
titc plan to fuck the niece.
Floppy Deep Newt
  06/30/25
I feel like you just blow smoke up a Zoomers skirt and they ...
dead unhinged ape
  06/30/25
A firm slap on that ass should seal the deal.
Floppy Deep Newt
  06/30/25
You have to treat them the way they want to be treated.
dead unhinged ape
  06/30/25
I'll be sure to let her know.
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
Oh thanks bud *gives u nut taps*
dead unhinged ape
  06/30/25
Update: She says it is okay as long as you are at least 6'4&...
Kink-friendly University
  07/02/25
what led you to being able to immediately recognize a "...
startled medicated mood gay wizard
  06/30/25
just play along with the flame alright bud
exciting up-to-no-good kitchen
  06/30/25
im mad as hell and im not going to take it anymore
startled medicated mood gay wizard
  06/30/25
100% not flame. If this were flame, at the bare minimum, I w...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
She told me that it was a rare one and sent me a picture of ...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
If he has kids aged 6-10 he knows labubus
Lemon queen of the night abode
  07/01/25
Or if you have millenial/Gen Z women who watch TikTok in you...
Kink-friendly University
  07/01/25
Those things look fucking satanic
Greedy Appetizing Jewess
  06/30/25
If they can get you laid, does that matter?
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
...
Lemon queen of the night abode
  07/01/25
does she want another one?
Cracking Dragon
  06/30/25
I am certain she wants another one, but I'm not sure how to ...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
whats your pimp fee?
Cracking Dragon
  06/30/25
Normally I ask for 30%, but I'll do it for 20% for an xoxo b...
Kink-friendly University
  06/30/25
my nigga gimme dat niece!
Cracking Dragon
  06/30/25
You don’t appreciate how hard it is to get a labubu rn...
Lemon queen of the night abode
  07/01/25
This is a true story. But you can still get the rare ones on...
Kink-friendly University
  07/01/25
how did labubus become a hting
hairraiser bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
A friend of mine is a Hispanic woman in her late 20s and she...
dead unhinged ape
  06/30/25
if only every woman and all of each of their labubu dolls co...
exciting up-to-no-good kitchen
  06/30/25
Her whole family are border hopping beaners who voted for Ka...
dead unhinged ape
  06/30/25
Fountain pen money on things that are not fountain pens is c...
razzle-dazzle topaz dingle berry
  06/30/25
As a 45ish male whose dick only works reliably twice a week ...
razzle-dazzle topaz dingle berry
  06/30/25
disgustingly jewish thread
painfully honest heaven persian
  06/30/25
you spent your evening describing how your hypothetical niec...
Galvanic Tripping Mother
  06/30/25
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Walnut theatre toilet seat
  07/01/25
JFC. I work hard to create content and spank bank material f...
Kink-friendly University
  07/01/25
Yes pumo. We want to see the labubu or we deem this FLAME
filthy opaque forum headpube
  07/01/25
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charcoal vigorous death wish
  07/01/25
My prole co-workers mentioned "labubus" recently a...
Blue den
  07/01/25
My wife is in Taiwan buying a shit ton of these trying to ge...
Fragrant elastic band
  07/01/25
Finally someone appreciates the labubu insanity. They are on...
Kink-friendly University
  07/01/25
But how is it different from the beanie bag craze? I assume ...
Fragrant elastic band
  07/01/25
I'm sure it will. Right now Pop Mart is deliberately produci...
Kink-friendly University
  07/02/25
This is some professional fucking flame. This is how you do ...
filthy opaque forum headpube
  07/01/25
Again, this is 100% not flame. Here is a photo of the labubu...
Kink-friendly University
  07/01/25
180
filthy opaque forum headpube
  07/01/25
i wrote the tinder sister thread and this is A+ material
Bearded station pozpig
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startled medicated mood gay wizard
  07/01/25
Dude that thread was the goat
hairraiser bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
Apparently there is a lawyer labubu https://toysez.com/pr...
Lemon queen of the night abode
  07/01/25
wtf these things are fucking weird
Transparent Geriatric Internal Respiration Feces
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exciting up-to-no-good kitchen
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startled medicated mood gay wizard
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Yellow stimulating spot
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Is this an actual labubu or some kind of knockoff series? Th...
Kink-friendly University
  07/01/25
fake labubu are known as lafufu you fucking noob.
Yellow stimulating spot
  07/01/25
No shit, Sherlock. I wasn't suggesting that this was a count...
Kink-friendly University
  07/01/25
According to one of my kids you can spot a fake by the numbe...
Sepia splenetic plaza
  07/01/25
Counterfeit labubu are everywhere. There are entire guides o...
Kink-friendly University
  07/01/25
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curious chocolate son of senegal azn
  07/01/25
Need picture of rare labubu to confirm
Trip cobalt house
  07/01/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&for...
Kink-friendly University
  07/01/25
You know how sometimes you see a thread and it doesn't make ...
Marvelous umber meetinghouse
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Kink-friendly University
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filthy opaque forum headpube
  07/02/25
where are we on the sharing-her-contact-with-your-Internet-f...
Grizzly offensive circlehead locale
  07/01/25
How much money do you have? Also, how many rare labubu do yo...
Kink-friendly University
  07/02/25
Apparently the guy who created the dolls is worth $22 billio...
chest-beating party of the first part casino
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

My niece lives with my wife and I. She is in her mid-20's. She graduated from college this year and is looking for a permanent job in our city. She had a fairly serious drug habit when she was younger, which she used to support by selling her pussy. She has been sober for about 4 years now. But I know she still has an account on seeking and occasionally meets up with guys when she needs some extra money.

Anyway, on Saturday, she left home for most of the day to see "her friend." She comes home with a Zimomo labubu doll. For the uninitiated, Zimomo is one of the "rare" labubus. A quick glance on eBay indicates that they usually sell for $400+. She said that "her friend" bought it for her. Now my niece is an autistic introvert who barely has any friends, and the few friends she has are broke college students who are not buying her $400 presents. She also is in some kind of situationship, but this "boyfriend" generally treats her like crap and is also too broke to buy her a $400 present. So I have to assume that she found some dude on seeking and offered to fuck him if he would buy her the Zimomo.

I guess the point of this story is that if you can get your hands on a rare labubu doll, there are college girls who will fuck you for it. Just a PSA for the balding lawyers on this bort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: big-titted french chef stage

You should've written "with my wife and *me*" not "with my wife and *I*"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061565)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

If that is what you took away from this story, then I expect you will have a bright future checking commas in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061615)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Garnet water buffalo sanctuary

I'm a construction foreman, and I had the same take he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061750)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzle generalized bond range

he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061984)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Lemon queen of the night abode

Or a dark one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062723)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Karate Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Wine home

Maybe “I” is the name of their monosyllabic bull who lives with his wife in the big house while he resides in his cuck shed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061689)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

Wasn't that obvious? I can't believe you felt like you needed to spell that out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061697)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:39 AM
Author: filthy opaque forum headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062429)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Bespoke prole

is she hot? pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061467)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

I am not biologically related to her, but I 100% would. I could never admit this IRL, but as an xoxo pumo, I will admit that I enjoy the view of her ass when she walks around the house in short shorts, and I love it when she wears tank tops while cleaning, because the view when she bends over is fantastic. They are definitely D cups if not larger. That said, while she's not fat, she is a little bit on the chubby side. But at my age, pretty much any mid-20's woman is sexy as hell. I'll say she is an objective 8 but maybe a 6/7 on the age-adjusted scale. I'll see if I can find any recent pictures where she looks good that won't out me or her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061495)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: exciting up-to-no-good kitchen

link to her seeking profile?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061500)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: chest-beating party of the first part casino

Surprised this took this long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062049)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

Honestly, she probably wouldn't care if I shared it. But given that it shows the city where we live and photos of her face, I may as well share a link back to myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062062)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Ivory self-absorbed school cafeteria

What's ur rate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062209)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: mischievous stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49063189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Bespoke prole

sounds like it may be worthwhile to pay her for sex a few times, $400 is a little under market rate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

Market rate where? We live in kind of a second-tier city. Based on my limited knowledge, I think this is close to the market rate, particularly for a girl that is hot but not an objective 9/10. Plus I get the impression that she prefers to see dudes that she actually likes even if they pay a little less. She's totally obsessed with labubu, though, which probably also plays a role.

I wish I could just ask. "So did you suck dick for this labubu, or did you actually take dick? How many times? Did you insist on straight missionary, or did you agree to some kinky stuff for this?" But when I have already admitted to checking out her ass on a regular basis, I should probably avoid the "creepy uncle" vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061557)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Garnet water buffalo sanctuary

Fuckin BURRIED the lead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061766)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: disgusting center

tbh, I never heard of Labubu before this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062054)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: autistic ebony pistol

progress?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062316)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Kink-friendly University

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061954

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Arousing Hominid

A lot of autistic women are sexually liberated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061470)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

This is true, and my niece is a case in point. Autistic people are willing to ignore society's rules that they think are pointless. My niece is willing to slut it up because she thinks that the societal norm that people (especially women) should not slut it up is dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061958)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: milky pervert wrinkle

friendless nerdy autistic prostitute niece in recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061474)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Grizzly offensive circlehead locale

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061481)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Floppy Deep Newt

What can I get for a Manudo poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061483)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Walnut theatre toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061491)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: exciting up-to-no-good kitchen

zoomer girls will fuck you for pokemon cards not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061493)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: painfully honest heaven persian

ljl @ kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061499)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

She has deleted all of her social media, so finding good pictures has been surprisingly difficult. I found one photo from her wilder days that I may have downloaded and saved on my computer for spank bank material. So here you go:

https://imgur.com/a/0Ho0jN3

This is an older photo; she is a bit chubbier than this now. But it gives you the basic idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061536)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Glassy Fiercely-loyal Site

almost certainly poop on that thong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061551)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: fighting aqua space incel



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible yapping cruise ship fat ankles

https://www.jezebel.com/why-is-there-poop-on-my-thong-an-investigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062278)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:06 AM
Author: mischievous stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062495)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Floppy Deep Newt

Moar pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061553)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

I'll see what I can do, but I don't have many recent photos, and the ones that I do have are not at all sexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061574)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: disgusting center

Sorry, that isn't an objective 8.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061613)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

An xoxo 5/6 is still an objective 8. Plus you can't see her boobs in this photo, which are probably her best feature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061624)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Floppy Deep Newt

SHOW BOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061626)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

If I can find any photos where she is wearing a tank top or bikini, I will poast immediately. She's wearing baggy T-shirts in all the photos I can find, and they don't really do them justice. I found one photo showing a hint of cleavage, but it's ancient, and you can't see them very well anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061656)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: seedy boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062064)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: tan goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062847)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: dead unhinged ape

I don't know call me crazy but from what little I can tell she seems incredibly hot. She seems like a filthy animal. She is a PAWG. I would assume from this that her whole life revolves around impulses, cravings, and loosely thought out spur of the moment decision making. Subjective 8/10 but need more photos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061679)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

Some of her friends from her drug days definitely fit that description, but not so much her. She's not particularly impulsive now that she is sober. But she does have the nice combination of high sex drive and autism. Her mindset is that she likes sex, older dudes like to have sex with her and are willing to pay for it, so why shouldn't she have sex with them for money? I'm pretty sure that she also fucked some guy to get him to pay her car registration fees.

If I find some good photos, I will poast them immediately. But right now all I have are a couple really old ones that are kind of sexy and some more recent ones where she is wearing baggy T-shirts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061720)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: dead unhinged ape

Don't care at this point. Half the forum is sprung to the hilt right now. You miss every shot you don't take my guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061724)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Grizzly offensive circlehead locale

dude, you need to share her contact info with your Internet friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061728)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Nudist electric furnace

I also have sex. with older men. for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062060)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: hairraiser bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap

why on earth did your niece share a photo like this with oyu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061691)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

She didn't share it with me specifically. She had this on her social media back when she was still doing drugs. I may have downloaded it for spank bank purposes back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061703)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: dead unhinged ape

Can you hurry up and provide more nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061708)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

How do I live with this girl and have so few good photos of her boobs? After searching both my and my wife's photo libraries extensively, this is the best I got:

https://imgur.com/a/WdhfbmN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061954)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Floppy Deep Newt

This is not adequate, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061961)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

Tonight I'll tell her that she needs to get naked and let me take some photos for my Internet friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062044)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Floppy Deep Newt

Tell her I'll explain the situation to her in person. I'll be there in 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062051)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: mischievous stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062496)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: dead unhinged ape

She's a chub huh? Muffin top or what? I wouldn't complain about the boobs. Not bad. I think I really like her ass though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

I think she has lost some weight since that photo was taken, but she's definitely a little bit on the bigger side. It's not very noticeable most of the time, though. I think she's pretty good at picking clothes that are baggy enough to hide the extra fat but tight enough to show off her boobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062056)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Floppy Deep Newt

Go take a pic of her underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062061)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: dead unhinged ape

Me and Penis Six Nine tp are very persuasive. You should really drop us an address. In the age of cheap domestic travel we can be there in a jiffy. I'll be there in a New York Minute. I'm very tall handsome and charismatic. Just need the introduction. We could all potentially be enjoying her body by the end of the week. I'm a very smooth talker. I'm very smooth. No worries Mr. Pumo. Just send the deets I'll hook us all up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062072)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Floppy Deep Newt

titc plan to fuck the niece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062112)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: dead unhinged ape

I feel like you just blow smoke up a Zoomers skirt and they fall apart. You go in with a firm handshake. It's gg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062127)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Floppy Deep Newt

A firm slap on that ass should seal the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062137)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: dead unhinged ape

You have to treat them the way they want to be treated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062151)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

I'll be sure to let her know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062193)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: dead unhinged ape

Oh thanks bud

*gives u nut taps*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062201)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

Update: She says it is okay as long as you are at least 6'4". But she doesn't fuck guys any shorter than that.

(At the risk of ruining the magic, I will admit that this poast is flame. I couldn't resist the temptation to run with the xoxo shtick. The rest of the thread is real, though.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49066819)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: startled medicated mood gay wizard

what led you to being able to immediately recognize a "Zimomo labubu" doll and its ostensible rarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061572)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: exciting up-to-no-good kitchen

just play along with the flame alright bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061578)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: startled medicated mood gay wizard

im mad as hell and im not going to take it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061631)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

100% not flame. If this were flame, at the bare minimum, I would have a better set of pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061959)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

She told me that it was a rare one and sent me a picture of it. I googled "labubu that looks like a white angel" and determined that it was a Zimomo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061581)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Lemon queen of the night abode

If he has kids aged 6-10 he knows labubus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062743)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Kink-friendly University

Or if you have millenial/Gen Z women who watch TikTok in your life, you also know labubus. My niece has been obsessed ever since she saw the TikToks. Obsessed to the point of trading pussy to get her hands on them, apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062753)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Greedy Appetizing Jewess

Those things look fucking satanic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061605)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

If they can get you laid, does that matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061611)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Lemon queen of the night abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Cracking Dragon

does she want another one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061628)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

I am certain she wants another one, but I'm not sure how to start that discussion. "Let's face it: we both know that you got your labubu by selling your pussy. I found a racist middle-aged lawyer on the Internet who is also interested in trading your pussy for a labubu. Should I put the two of you in touch?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061647)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Cracking Dragon

whats your pimp fee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061662)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

Normally I ask for 30%, but I'll do it for 20% for an xoxo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061681)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Cracking Dragon

my nigga gimme dat niece!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061731)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Lemon queen of the night abode

You don’t appreciate how hard it is to get a labubu rn. Rich SAHMs are ripping each others eyes out for these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062842)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Kink-friendly University

This is a true story. But you can still get the rare ones on eBay or StockX if you are willing to spend a few hundred dollars. Which, as noted elsewhere in this thread, is not an unreasonable price to pay to fuck a mid-20's recent college graduate with large breasts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062905)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: hairraiser bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap

how did labubus become a hting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061692)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: dead unhinged ape

A friend of mine is a Hispanic woman in her late 20s and she literally hangs out at the mall and spends all her money on plushies. She said she's addicted to anything that can be considered Kawaii. She said she is grateful for birth control and looks down on Mexican chicks who get knocked up right out of school. Voted for Trump. This person is real. The plushy thing is insane, grown women think about dolls every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061706)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: exciting up-to-no-good kitchen

if only every woman and all of each of their labubu dolls could vote, we could finally stop the nazis and save our sacred democracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061722)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: dead unhinged ape

Her whole family are border hopping beaners who voted for Kamala. She said she was the only one who voted for Trump. I asked her why she said mostly economic reasons. She was hoping for lower taxes. Said her family don't work so they don't know what it's like for their tax money to go to bullshit. She's a good kid imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49061729)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle topaz dingle berry

Fountain pen money on things that are not fountain pens is criminal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062070)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle topaz dingle berry

As a 45ish male whose dick only works reliably twice a week now why should I care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062071)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: painfully honest heaven persian

disgustingly jewish thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062203)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Galvanic Tripping Mother

you spent your evening describing how your hypothetical niece is a prostitute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062230)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:18 AM
Author: Walnut theatre toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062313)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Kink-friendly University

JFC. I work hard to create content and spank bank material for balding lawyers, and this is the type of appreciation I get. I poasted multiple pictures of the niece. I can poast a photo of the fucking labubu as well if you would like. If this were flame, I would have prepared much better pics. Even I was kind of disappointed that I could only find one cleavage photo from several years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062320)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:46 AM
Author: filthy opaque forum headpube

Yes pumo. We want to see the labubu or we deem this FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062431)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: charcoal vigorous death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062760)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:32 AM
Author: Blue den

My prole co-workers mentioned "labubus" recently and I had no idea what they were talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062327)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 AM
Author: Fragrant elastic band

My wife is in Taiwan buying a shit ton of these trying to get a gold one

My daughter has a bunch already so she gave me one of her dupes to give to an injured kid whose family came into sign. I looked it up on eBay and they're selling for $60

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062386)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Kink-friendly University

Finally someone appreciates the labubu insanity. They are only available at a small number of retailers in the U.S., but they sell out almost instantly. There are entire TikTok videos explaining what time of day they restock, how to manipulate your cart so that you can finish the checkout process before they sell out, etc. And then you usually have to drive long distances to actually pick up the box. It's today's equivalent of Cabbage Patch dolls or Beanie Babies for oldmos who remember past toy crazes that resulted in ridiculous prices.

The other thing about labubus is that they are sold in blind boxes. For each type of box, there are (I think) 6 common labubus and one limited edition rare labubu. There is only like a 1/72 chance of getting the rare one. Even the common ones can sell for $50 or more on eBay or StockX. But the rare ones sell for hundreds. So for those who think this is flame, the cost of a rare labubu doll is around the market rate for the cost of hiring a sex worker for an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062780)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Fragrant elastic band

But how is it different from the beanie bag craze? I assume the market for these will eventually drop like a cement block

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49063489)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Kink-friendly University

I'm sure it will. Right now Pop Mart is deliberately producing less dolls than the market demands because they want free publicity from the TikTok influencers doing insane shit to get their hands on labubus (such as selling their pussies). But sooner or later the market will be saturated, and prices will drop (although they may remain high for the limited-edition "rare" labubu).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49065917)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:43 AM
Author: filthy opaque forum headpube

This is some professional fucking flame. This is how you do it. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062430)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Kink-friendly University

Again, this is 100% not flame. Here is a photo of the labubu, asshole:

https://imgur.com/a/NMJl6jj

If you do a quick search, you can easily verify that this is a rare labubu worth hundreds of dollars. I'm not going to spend that kind of money just to create an xoxo flame. If you really want me to prove that this is real, I'm sure she will let me borrow the doll. I can poast another picture of the doll with a piece of paper saying "xoxo" underneath it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062798)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: filthy opaque forum headpube

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49063352)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Bearded station pozpig

i wrote the tinder sister thread and this is A+ material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062669)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: startled medicated mood gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: hairraiser bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap

Dude that thread was the goat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49063359)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:47 AM
Author: Lemon queen of the night abode

Apparently there is a lawyer labubu

https://toysez.com/products/labubu-the-monsters-x-one-piece-series-trafalgar-law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062791)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Transparent Geriatric Internal Respiration Feces

wtf these things are fucking weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062982)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: exciting up-to-no-good kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49062988)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: startled medicated mood gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49063084)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Yellow stimulating spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49063085)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Kink-friendly University

Is this an actual labubu or some kind of knockoff series? That seems way too cheap for a "real" labubu. And yes, I am moderately embarrassed that I know this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49063144)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Yellow stimulating spot

fake labubu are known as lafufu you fucking noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49063152)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

No shit, Sherlock. I wasn't suggesting that this was a counterfeit labubu. I was wondering if it is a knockoff series created by Pop Mart (or some other vendor) but not part of the core "labubu" series. To a series collector, these knockoff series are not real "labubu."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49063240)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Sepia splenetic plaza

According to one of my kids you can spot a fake by the number of teeth. The real ones have 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49063182)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:10 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

Counterfeit labubu are everywhere. There are entire guides on TikTok and elsewhere describing how to distinguish authentic labubus from fakes. Fakes sometimes have the wrong number of teeth, which is a dead giveaway, but other times it is more subtle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49063236)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: curious chocolate son of senegal azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49063588)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Trip cobalt house

Need picture of rare labubu to confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2...id.#49063335)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Kink-friendly University

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062798

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Marvelous umber meetinghouse

You know how sometimes you see a thread and it doesn't make sense and you just skip it? But it keeps staying at the top of the board. Sure it might include some hot button words like "niece" and "sex" but it is probably just some weird new MPA meme. Then after a while you just give in. The poast count is too high. Has to be some value in it. Worth a look.

This is one of those threads. Glad I clicked.

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Kink-friendly University



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: diverse drab church building



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: filthy opaque forum headpube



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Grizzly offensive circlehead locale

where are we on the sharing-her-contact-with-your-Internet-friends thing?

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Kink-friendly University

How much money do you have? Also, how many rare labubu do you own?

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: chest-beating party of the first part casino

Apparently the guy who created the dolls is worth $22 billion.

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