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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
lavender domesticated rigor
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Black slimy office
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Ungodly public bath weed whacker
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
poppy fragrant sex offender
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Angry marvelous native depressive
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Adventurous abusive roast beef wrinkle
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
histrionic zippy azn crotch
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Swashbuckling kitchen
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Diverse Bossy Box Office Rigpig
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
soul-stirring mustard home electric furnace
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
laughsome hissy fit heaven
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
ocher godawful karate gas station
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
copper nibblets
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
cracking cumskin
  06/30/25
cr
aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Diverse Bossy Box Office Rigpig
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
supple corner
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
ocher godawful karate gas station
  06/30/25
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Irate cyan puppy market
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
laughsome hissy fit heaven
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
cracking cumskin
  06/30/25
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Sepia mind-boggling love of her life
  07/01/25
*bussy
Sienna Windowlicker
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Adventurous abusive roast beef wrinkle
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
burgundy step-uncle's house old irish cottage
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
sapphire rambunctious range affirmative action
  06/30/25
fuck
laughsome hissy fit heaven
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
burgundy step-uncle's house old irish cottage
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
lavender domesticated rigor
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
laughsome hissy fit heaven
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
supple corner
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  06/30/25
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vermilion cerebral kitty cat
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Crimson razzmatazz place of business menage
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
multi-colored gunner property
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
abnormal razzle-dazzle marketing idea
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
multi-colored gunner property
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Irate cyan puppy market
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
multi-colored gunner property
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
charismatic school candlestick maker
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
House-broken multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
misanthropic den
  06/30/25
tcr
Irate cyan puppy market
  07/01/25
just jump
dashing theater stage
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  06/30/25
...
Concupiscible out-of-control parlour really tough guy
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
adulterous provocative stock car
  06/30/25
wow
aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Curious nursing home
  06/30/25
JFC man
aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Swashbuckling kitchen
  06/30/25
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dashing theater stage
  06/30/25
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laughsome hissy fit heaven
  06/30/25
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ocher godawful karate gas station
  06/30/25
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Tripping dopamine
  06/30/25
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Claret center background story
  06/30/25
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House-broken multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
misanthropic den
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Crimson razzmatazz place of business menage
  06/30/25
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Bespoke stead
  07/01/25
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Sepia mind-boggling love of her life
  07/01/25
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Odious Mental Disorder
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Stirring ape gaping
  07/01/25
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flesh ticket booth
  07/01/25
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Ungodly public bath weed whacker
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Angry marvelous native depressive
  06/30/25
bro
aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  06/30/25
...
misanthropic den
  06/30/25
lol
Irate cyan puppy market
  07/01/25
...
azure casino
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
big sickened cuckold son of senegal
  06/30/25
jfc
aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Diverse Bossy Box Office Rigpig
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Tripping dopamine
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Claret center background story
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Irate cyan puppy market
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
big sickened cuckold son of senegal
  07/01/25
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abnormal razzle-dazzle marketing idea
  07/01/25
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Claret center background story
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
flesh ticket booth
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
beady-eyed iridescent new version
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
supple corner
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
laughsome hissy fit heaven
  06/30/25
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aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  07/01/25
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glittery space pisswyrm
  07/01/25
lol
Irate cyan puppy market
  07/01/25
...
dashing theater stage
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Overrated bat-shit-crazy sanctuary wagecucks
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Heady mood
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Maize Titillating Incel National
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
pale private investor telephone
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Alcoholic macaca dilemma
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
glittery space pisswyrm
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Nubile Tanning Salon
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Irate cyan puppy market
  07/01/25
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aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Sepia mind-boggling love of her life
  07/01/25
😟
Cream Hall Internal Respiration
  07/01/25
...
Henna lodge
  07/01/25
holy shit
aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
glittery space pisswyrm
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
milky toaster locale
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
flesh ticket booth
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Adventurous abusive roast beef wrinkle
  07/01/25
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aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
flesh ticket booth
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
flesh ticket booth
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
adulterous provocative stock car
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Adventurous abusive roast beef wrinkle
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Irradiated goyim
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Sepia mind-boggling love of her life
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
shaky free-loading volcanic crater church building
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  07/06/25
...
adulterous provocative stock car
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Pearl exhilarant hominid
  07/06/25
...
Claret center background story
  07/06/25
lol
Irate cyan puppy market
  07/07/25
wow
aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: lavender domesticated rigor

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Black slimy office

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Ungodly public bath weed whacker

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: poppy fragrant sex offender

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Angry marvelous native depressive

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Adventurous abusive roast beef wrinkle

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: histrionic zippy azn crotch

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling kitchen

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Diverse Bossy Box Office Rigpig

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring mustard home electric furnace

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit heaven

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: ocher godawful karate gas station

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: copper nibblets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: cracking cumskin

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Diverse Bossy Box Office Rigpig

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: supple corner

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: ocher godawful karate gas station

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Irate cyan puppy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit heaven

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cracking cumskin

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Sepia mind-boggling love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Sienna Windowlicker

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Adventurous abusive roast beef wrinkle

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: burgundy step-uncle's house old irish cottage

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: sapphire rambunctious range affirmative action

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit heaven

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: burgundy step-uncle's house old irish cottage

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: lavender domesticated rigor

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit heaven

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: supple corner

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: vermilion cerebral kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Crimson razzmatazz place of business menage

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: multi-colored gunner property

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: abnormal razzle-dazzle marketing idea

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: multi-colored gunner property

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Irate cyan puppy market

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: multi-colored gunner property

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: charismatic school candlestick maker

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: House-broken multi-billionaire

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: misanthropic den

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Irate cyan puppy market

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: dashing theater stage

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible out-of-control parlour really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: adulterous provocative stock car

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Curious nursing home

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling kitchen

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: dashing theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: ocher godawful karate gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Tripping dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Claret center background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: House-broken multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: misanthropic den

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Crimson razzmatazz place of business menage

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Bespoke stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Sepia mind-boggling love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Odious Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Stirring ape gaping

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: flesh ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Ungodly public bath weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Angry marvelous native depressive

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: misanthropic den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Irate cyan puppy market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: azure casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: big sickened cuckold son of senegal

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Diverse Bossy Box Office Rigpig

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Tripping dopamine

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Claret center background story

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Irate cyan puppy market

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: big sickened cuckold son of senegal

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: abnormal razzle-dazzle marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Claret center background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: flesh ticket booth

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed iridescent new version

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: supple corner

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit heaven

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: glittery space pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Irate cyan puppy market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: dashing theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Overrated bat-shit-crazy sanctuary wagecucks

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Heady mood

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Maize Titillating Incel National

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: pale private investor telephone

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Alcoholic macaca dilemma

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: glittery space pisswyrm

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Nubile Tanning Salon

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Irate cyan puppy market

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Sepia mind-boggling love of her life

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cream Hall Internal Respiration

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Henna lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: glittery space pisswyrm

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: milky toaster locale

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: flesh ticket booth

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Adventurous abusive roast beef wrinkle

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: flesh ticket booth

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: flesh ticket booth

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: adulterous provocative stock car

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Adventurous abusive roast beef wrinkle

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Irradiated goyim

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Sepia mind-boggling love of her life

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: shaky free-loading volcanic crater church building

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: adulterous provocative stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Pearl exhilarant hominid

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Claret center background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Irate cyan puppy market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bawdyhouse idiot

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)