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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Insane olive background story
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Red house dysfunction
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Khaki stage immigrant
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Heady Mildly Autistic Shrine
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Sepia Bbw
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Drab marvelous ticket booth
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Lemon shaky liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
infuriating racy den giraffe
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Federal adventurous partner range
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Concupiscible Hell
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
nighttime alpha pozpig
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
rambunctious confused reading party dopamine
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Abnormal bronze selfie
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
motley quadroon property
  06/30/25
cr
Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Federal adventurous partner range
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
beta snowy parlor twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
rambunctious confused reading party dopamine
  06/30/25
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charismatic cruise ship
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
nighttime alpha pozpig
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
motley quadroon property
  06/30/25
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Pale haunted graveyard coldplay fan
  07/01/25
*bussy
cerebral ladyboy
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Drab marvelous ticket booth
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
floppy marketing idea psychic
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Supple Avocado Half-breed
  06/30/25
fuck
nighttime alpha pozpig
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
floppy marketing idea psychic
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Insane olive background story
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
nighttime alpha pozpig
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
beta snowy parlor twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  06/30/25
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Stimulating purple university elastic band
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
mentally impaired pit nowag
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Out-of-control knife factory reset button
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Very tactful yarmulke gas station
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Out-of-control knife factory reset button
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
charismatic cruise ship
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Out-of-control knife factory reset button
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Boyish gaping rigpig
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
fiercely-loyal theater stage
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
indigo chest-beating nursing home
  06/30/25
tcr
charismatic cruise ship
  07/01/25
just jump
Thriller lavender spot
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  06/30/25
...
sienna swashbuckling newt
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Tantric Dragon
  06/30/25
wow
Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Brass coiffed forum people who are hurt
  06/30/25
JFC man
Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
infuriating racy den giraffe
  06/30/25
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Thriller lavender spot
  06/30/25
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nighttime alpha pozpig
  06/30/25
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rambunctious confused reading party dopamine
  06/30/25
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Arrogant Peach Center
  06/30/25
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Abusive Bisexual Market
  06/30/25
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fiercely-loyal theater stage
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
indigo chest-beating nursing home
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
mentally impaired pit nowag
  06/30/25
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Ivory beady-eyed abode
  07/01/25
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Pale haunted graveyard coldplay fan
  07/01/25
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chestnut contagious senate ratface
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Razzmatazz ungodly affirmative action macaca
  07/01/25
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Carmine Aphrodisiac Sex Offender
  07/01/25
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Khaki stage immigrant
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Sepia Bbw
  06/30/25
bro
Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  06/30/25
...
indigo chest-beating nursing home
  06/30/25
lol
charismatic cruise ship
  07/01/25
...
Aqua blood rage faggot firefighter
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Henna big-titted stag film
  06/30/25
jfc
Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Federal adventurous partner range
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Arrogant Peach Center
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Abusive Bisexual Market
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
charismatic cruise ship
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Henna big-titted stag film
  07/01/25
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Very tactful yarmulke gas station
  07/01/25
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Abusive Bisexual Market
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Carmine Aphrodisiac Sex Offender
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
underhanded milk electric furnace
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
beta snowy parlor twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
nighttime alpha pozpig
  06/30/25
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Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  07/01/25
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Light mental disorder mad cow disease
  07/01/25
lol
charismatic cruise ship
  07/01/25
...
Thriller lavender spot
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Topaz hot corner
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Iridescent persian chad
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Irradiated temple fat ankles
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
citrine naked whorehouse messiness
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Cracking Water Buffalo Stead
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Light mental disorder mad cow disease
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Brilliant impressive base old irish cottage
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
charismatic cruise ship
  07/01/25
...
Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Pale haunted graveyard coldplay fan
  07/01/25
😟
zombie-like excitant turdskin
  07/01/25
...
crystalline toilet seat resort
  07/01/25
holy shit
Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Light mental disorder mad cow disease
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Ruddy Famous Landscape Painting Library
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Carmine Aphrodisiac Sex Offender
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Drab marvelous ticket booth
  07/01/25
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Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Carmine Aphrodisiac Sex Offender
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Carmine Aphrodisiac Sex Offender
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Tantric Dragon
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Drab marvelous ticket booth
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Mind-boggling Meetinghouse Azn
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Pale haunted graveyard coldplay fan
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Arousing skinny woman
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  07/06/25
...
Tantric Dragon
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
histrionic pistol circlehead
  07/06/25
...
Abusive Bisexual Market
  07/06/25
lol
charismatic cruise ship
  07/07/25
wow
Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Insane olive background story

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Red house dysfunction

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Khaki stage immigrant

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Heady Mildly Autistic Shrine

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Sepia Bbw

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Drab marvelous ticket booth

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Lemon shaky liquid oxygen

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: infuriating racy den giraffe

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Federal adventurous partner range

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible Hell

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: nighttime alpha pozpig

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: rambunctious confused reading party dopamine

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Abnormal bronze selfie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: motley quadroon property

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Federal adventurous partner range

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: beta snowy parlor twinkling uncleanness

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: rambunctious confused reading party dopamine

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: charismatic cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: nighttime alpha pozpig

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: motley quadroon property

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Pale haunted graveyard coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: cerebral ladyboy

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Drab marvelous ticket booth

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: floppy marketing idea psychic

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Supple Avocado Half-breed

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: nighttime alpha pozpig

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: floppy marketing idea psychic

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Insane olive background story

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: nighttime alpha pozpig

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: beta snowy parlor twinkling uncleanness

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Stimulating purple university elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: mentally impaired pit nowag

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Out-of-control knife factory reset button

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Very tactful yarmulke gas station

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Out-of-control knife factory reset button

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: charismatic cruise ship

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Out-of-control knife factory reset button

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Boyish gaping rigpig

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theater stage

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: indigo chest-beating nursing home

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: charismatic cruise ship

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Thriller lavender spot

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: sienna swashbuckling newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Tantric Dragon

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Brass coiffed forum people who are hurt

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: infuriating racy den giraffe

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Thriller lavender spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: nighttime alpha pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: rambunctious confused reading party dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Arrogant Peach Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Abusive Bisexual Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: indigo chest-beating nursing home

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: mentally impaired pit nowag

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Ivory beady-eyed abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Pale haunted graveyard coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: chestnut contagious senate ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz ungodly affirmative action macaca

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Carmine Aphrodisiac Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Khaki stage immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Sepia Bbw

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: indigo chest-beating nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: charismatic cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Aqua blood rage faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Henna big-titted stag film

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Federal adventurous partner range

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Arrogant Peach Center

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Abusive Bisexual Market

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: charismatic cruise ship

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Henna big-titted stag film

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Very tactful yarmulke gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Abusive Bisexual Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Carmine Aphrodisiac Sex Offender

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: underhanded milk electric furnace

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: beta snowy parlor twinkling uncleanness

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: nighttime alpha pozpig

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Light mental disorder mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: charismatic cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Thriller lavender spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Topaz hot corner

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Iridescent persian chad

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Irradiated temple fat ankles

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: citrine naked whorehouse messiness

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Cracking Water Buffalo Stead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Light mental disorder mad cow disease

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Brilliant impressive base old irish cottage

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: charismatic cruise ship

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Pale haunted graveyard coldplay fan

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: zombie-like excitant turdskin

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: crystalline toilet seat resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Light mental disorder mad cow disease

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Ruddy Famous Landscape Painting Library

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Carmine Aphrodisiac Sex Offender

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Drab marvelous ticket booth

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Carmine Aphrodisiac Sex Offender

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Carmine Aphrodisiac Sex Offender

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Tantric Dragon

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Drab marvelous ticket booth

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Meetinghouse Azn

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Pale haunted graveyard coldplay fan

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Arousing skinny woman

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Tantric Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: histrionic pistol circlehead

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Abusive Bisexual Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: charismatic cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Sadistic Canary Degenerate Theater

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)