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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Indigo cracking water buffalo den
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Bearded Opaque Bawdyhouse Main People
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
federal lilac piazza clown
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
ebony national
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Swollen Parlor
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Mentally impaired stead community account
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
magenta house
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Rose Personal Credit Line
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
trip geriatric meetinghouse
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
carmine station roommate
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
crystalline karate
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Spectacular site nowag
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
rebellious glittery step-uncle's house toilet seat
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Charcoal Yapping Resort Gaming Laptop
  06/30/25
cr
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
trip geriatric meetinghouse
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Razzmatazz shaky spot wagecucks
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Spectacular site nowag
  06/30/25
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comical center
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
crystalline karate
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Charcoal Yapping Resort Gaming Laptop
  06/30/25
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aphrodisiac whorehouse gunner
  07/01/25
*bussy
Bistre frozen death wish
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Mentally impaired stead community account
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
fuchsia crackhouse
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Lemon pit messiness
  06/30/25
fuck
crystalline karate
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
fuchsia crackhouse
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Indigo cracking water buffalo den
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
crystalline karate
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Razzmatazz shaky spot wagecucks
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  06/30/25
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mind-boggling self-centered deer antler turdskin
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
sticky cruise ship trump supporter
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Useless Field
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
provocative mental disorder hell
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Useless Field
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
comical center
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Useless Field
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
deranged native
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
At-the-ready haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
irradiated maroon market
  06/30/25
tcr
comical center
  07/01/25
just jump
razzle brilliant institution
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  06/30/25
...
drab nursing home
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Henna mildly autistic home idea he suggested
  06/30/25
wow
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Diverse chest-beating stage
  06/30/25
JFC man
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Rose Personal Credit Line
  06/30/25
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razzle brilliant institution
  06/30/25
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crystalline karate
  06/30/25
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Spectacular site nowag
  06/30/25
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titillating locus trust fund
  06/30/25
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exhilarant weed whacker becky
  06/30/25
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At-the-ready haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
irradiated maroon market
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
sticky cruise ship trump supporter
  06/30/25
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thriller idiot
  07/01/25
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aphrodisiac whorehouse gunner
  07/01/25
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Tan lodge
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
dark stirring filthpig
  07/01/25
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massive marketing idea trailer park
  07/01/25
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federal lilac piazza clown
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Swollen Parlor
  06/30/25
bro
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  06/30/25
...
irradiated maroon market
  06/30/25
lol
comical center
  07/01/25
...
Bonkers police squad newt
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
arousing skinny woman theater
  06/30/25
jfc
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
trip geriatric meetinghouse
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
titillating locus trust fund
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
exhilarant weed whacker becky
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
comical center
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
arousing skinny woman theater
  07/01/25
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provocative mental disorder hell
  07/01/25
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exhilarant weed whacker becky
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
massive marketing idea trailer park
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
nighttime yarmulke cumskin
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Razzmatazz shaky spot wagecucks
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
crystalline karate
  06/30/25
...
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  07/01/25
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Burgundy Galvanic Rigor
  07/01/25
lol
comical center
  07/01/25
...
razzle brilliant institution
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
elite 180 brunch twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
laughsome prole azn
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Cyan Half-breed
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
talented flatulent box office background story
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
excitant crawly rehab mediation
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Burgundy Galvanic Rigor
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
boyish principal's office windowlicker
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
comical center
  07/01/25
...
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
aphrodisiac whorehouse gunner
  07/01/25
😟
Garnet area ape
  07/01/25
...
Hideous kitchen
  07/01/25
holy shit
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Burgundy Galvanic Rigor
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
aggressive ruddy patrolman
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
massive marketing idea trailer park
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Mentally impaired stead community account
  07/01/25
...
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
massive marketing idea trailer park
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
massive marketing idea trailer park
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Henna mildly autistic home idea he suggested
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Mentally impaired stead community account
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Aromatic office
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
aphrodisiac whorehouse gunner
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Naked up-to-no-good sanctuary
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  07/06/25
...
Henna mildly autistic home idea he suggested
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Supple Public Bath
  07/06/25
...
exhilarant weed whacker becky
  07/06/25
lol
comical center
  07/07/25
wow
Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Indigo cracking water buffalo den

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Bearded Opaque Bawdyhouse Main People

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: federal lilac piazza clown

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: ebony national

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Swollen Parlor

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Mentally impaired stead community account

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: magenta house

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Rose Personal Credit Line

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: trip geriatric meetinghouse

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: carmine station roommate

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: crystalline karate

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Spectacular site nowag

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: rebellious glittery step-uncle's house toilet seat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Charcoal Yapping Resort Gaming Laptop

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: trip geriatric meetinghouse

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz shaky spot wagecucks

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Spectacular site nowag

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: comical center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: crystalline karate

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Charcoal Yapping Resort Gaming Laptop

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: aphrodisiac whorehouse gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Bistre frozen death wish

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Mentally impaired stead community account

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: fuchsia crackhouse

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Lemon pit messiness

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: crystalline karate

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: fuchsia crackhouse

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Indigo cracking water buffalo den

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: crystalline karate

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz shaky spot wagecucks

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: mind-boggling self-centered deer antler turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: sticky cruise ship trump supporter

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Useless Field

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: provocative mental disorder hell

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Useless Field

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: comical center

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Useless Field

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: deranged native

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: At-the-ready haunted graveyard

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: irradiated maroon market

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: comical center

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: razzle brilliant institution

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: drab nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Henna mildly autistic home idea he suggested

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Diverse chest-beating stage

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Rose Personal Credit Line

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: razzle brilliant institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: crystalline karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Spectacular site nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: titillating locus trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: exhilarant weed whacker becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: At-the-ready haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: irradiated maroon market

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: sticky cruise ship trump supporter

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: thriller idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: aphrodisiac whorehouse gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Tan lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: dark stirring filthpig

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: massive marketing idea trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: federal lilac piazza clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Swollen Parlor

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: irradiated maroon market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: comical center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bonkers police squad newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: arousing skinny woman theater

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: trip geriatric meetinghouse

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: titillating locus trust fund

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: exhilarant weed whacker becky

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: comical center

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: arousing skinny woman theater

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: provocative mental disorder hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: exhilarant weed whacker becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: massive marketing idea trailer park

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: nighttime yarmulke cumskin

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz shaky spot wagecucks

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: crystalline karate

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Burgundy Galvanic Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: comical center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: razzle brilliant institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: elite 180 brunch twinkling uncleanness

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: laughsome prole azn

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Cyan Half-breed

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: talented flatulent box office background story

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: excitant crawly rehab mediation

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Burgundy Galvanic Rigor

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: boyish principal's office windowlicker

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: comical center

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: aphrodisiac whorehouse gunner

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Garnet area ape

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Hideous kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Burgundy Galvanic Rigor

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: aggressive ruddy patrolman

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: massive marketing idea trailer park

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Mentally impaired stead community account

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: massive marketing idea trailer park

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: massive marketing idea trailer park

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Henna mildly autistic home idea he suggested

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Mentally impaired stead community account

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Aromatic office

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac whorehouse gunner

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Naked up-to-no-good sanctuary

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Henna mildly autistic home idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Supple Public Bath

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: exhilarant weed whacker becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: comical center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Sex Offender

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)