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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
odious marketing idea
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
zippy nighttime old irish cottage office
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
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  03/02/24
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  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Twinkling pit internal respiration
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
zippy nighttime old irish cottage office
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Twinkling pit internal respiration
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
zippy nighttime old irish cottage office
  03/02/24
lmao
opaque tank
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
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  03/03/24
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magical fortuitous meteor
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
red comical site
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
odious marketing idea
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Talking useless lodge place of business
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
odious marketing idea
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Talking useless lodge place of business
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
lilac forum kitty cat
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
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  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
hairraiser rehab legend
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Coiffed white immigrant
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Ivory heaven
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
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  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Cracking Overrated Wrinkle Psychic
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
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  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/03/24
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  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
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  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
violent low-t haunted graveyard base
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
odious marketing idea
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
violent low-t haunted graveyard base
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
contagious very tactful international law enforcement agency
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Twinkling pit internal respiration
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
odious marketing idea
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Curious grizzly box office mood
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
odious marketing idea
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Jet-lagged dog poop
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
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  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
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  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
wonderful plum spot
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Coiffed white immigrant
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Medicated lascivious tanning salon
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Cracking Overrated Wrinkle Psychic
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
lilac forum kitty cat
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Cracking Overrated Wrinkle Psychic
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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"shit"
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  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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O fortuitous anal cancer
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Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
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  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
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  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
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Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
odious marketing idea
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Talking useless lodge place of business
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
odious marketing idea
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
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  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
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  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
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  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
odious marketing idea
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
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  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
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  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
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  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/12/24
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Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
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Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
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  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
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  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
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  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
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  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
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  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
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  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: odious marketing idea

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: zippy nighttime old irish cottage office

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: alcoholic exciting toilet seat ticket booth

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: dull impressive gas station travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Twinkling pit internal respiration

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: zippy nighttime old irish cottage office

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Twinkling pit internal respiration

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: zippy nighttime old irish cottage office

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: opaque tank

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Bright fear-inspiring plaza gaming laptop

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: magical fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: red comical site

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: odious marketing idea

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Talking useless lodge place of business

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: odious marketing idea

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Talking useless lodge place of business

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: lilac forum kitty cat

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Medicated lascivious tanning salon

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab legend

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Coiffed white immigrant

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Ivory heaven

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Hyperactive Jew Love Of Her Life

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Cracking Overrated Wrinkle Psychic

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling indian lodge volcanic crater

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: stimulating bronze parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: onyx provocative hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: stimulating bronze parlor

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: onyx provocative hospital

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: opaque tank



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Tantric field degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Emerald sanctuary telephone

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: odious marketing idea

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: violent low-t haunted graveyard base

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: odious marketing idea

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: violent low-t haunted graveyard base

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: contagious very tactful international law enforcement agency

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Twinkling pit internal respiration

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: odious marketing idea

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Curious grizzly box office mood

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: odious marketing idea

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Jet-lagged dog poop

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Spectacular personal credit line

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: odious marketing idea

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: wonderful plum spot

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Coiffed white immigrant

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Medicated lascivious tanning salon

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Cracking Overrated Wrinkle Psychic

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: lilac forum kitty cat

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Cracking Overrated Wrinkle Psychic

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Charismatic property roast beef

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: vibrant university feces

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Hyperactive Jew Love Of Her Life

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: excitant alcoholic blood rage point

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: maniacal arousing shrine

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Jet yapping organic girlfriend

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Khaki Stain

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: vibrant university feces

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Tan bawdyhouse roommate

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Vivacious smoky chad

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted brilliant pisswyrm theatre

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Unhinged twinkling uncleanness affirmative action

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: odious marketing idea

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Lavender Frozen Faggot Firefighter Factory Reset Button

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: odious marketing idea

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Talking useless lodge place of business

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: odious marketing idea

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: red comical site

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: vibrant university feces

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: balding 180 boistinker

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: odious marketing idea

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: balding 180 boistinker

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: odious marketing idea

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Light mind-boggling native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: lilac forum kitty cat

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: dashing obsidian cuck death wish

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Cracking Overrated Wrinkle Psychic

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Cracking Overrated Wrinkle Psychic

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Ivory heaven

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: dashing obsidian cuck death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: balding 180 boistinker

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Bull headed ruddy church bbw

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: magical fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: odious marketing idea

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Buff church building police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Apoplectic histrionic philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: odious marketing idea

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Coiffed white immigrant

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Aromatic bespoke background story senate

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Adventurous Theater Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Puce theater stage depressive

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: dull impressive gas station travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Aromatic bespoke background story senate

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: dashing obsidian cuck death wish

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Well-lubricated House Idea He Suggested

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Tan bawdyhouse roommate

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Vivacious smoky chad

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Lavender Frozen Faggot Firefighter Factory Reset Button

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Adventurous Theater Main People

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: odious marketing idea

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Medicated lascivious tanning salon

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: confused aphrodisiac whorehouse gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Hot razzle-dazzle elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible hissy fit area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Light mind-boggling native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Hilarious gold home foreskin

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Coiffed white immigrant

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: odious marketing idea



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Aromatic bespoke background story senate

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: odious marketing idea

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Flesh Mewling Jap Hall

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Medicated lascivious tanning salon

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: aqua stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: odious marketing idea

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: dull impressive gas station travel guidebook

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Light mind-boggling native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Flatulent market sneaky criminal

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Gaped topaz alpha coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Pale stirring deer antler

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: snowy state

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: lilac forum kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Vivacious smoky chad

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Erotic Ocher Corner Skinny Woman

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Buff church building police squad

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant Set

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Puce theater stage depressive

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: balding 180 boistinker

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Azure space

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id.#49545077)