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There's an 184 year-old tortoise living on St. Helena
| Comical Address | 05/05/16 |
| Anal useless hissy fit | 05/05/16 |
| Adventurous church building philosopher-king | 05/05/16 |
| Comical Address | 05/05/16 |
| Opaque elastic band station | 05/05/16 |
| Comical Address | 05/05/16 |
| spectacular party of the first part | 05/05/16 |
| Curious keepsake machete | 11/21/19 |
| disrespectful multi-billionaire | 11/21/19 |
| vivacious carnelian potus | 06/21/25 |
| insanely creepy bateful kitty business firm | 06/21/25 |
| Comical Address | 06/21/25 |
| dashing canary parlour | 06/21/25 |
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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:29 AM Author: Comical Address Not flame:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortoise) |
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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:51 AM Author: Anal useless hissy fit As of December 2015 Jonathan was reported to be "alive and well". "He’s blind from cataracts, has lost his sense of smell, and so cannot detect food (his fellow giants mug me and can detect the tiniest morsel dropped on the ground), but he has retained excellent hearing.
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Date: May 5th, 2016 7:02 AM Author: Adventurous church building philosopher-king """""alive and well""""" eh? sounds like every adult male over 30.
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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:52 AM Author: Comical Address Wow, just realized he was there only a few years after Napoleon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#30412269) |
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Date: May 5th, 2016 7:10 AM Author: Opaque elastic band station ljl “age” is flame even 200 “year” old turtles are “alive and well” just ljl at this age $hit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#30412282) |
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Date: May 5th, 2016 2:19 PM Author: Comical Address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#30414410) |
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Date: May 5th, 2016 2:20 PM Author: spectacular party of the first part (tortoise) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#30414414) |
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Date: November 21st, 2019 11:43 PM Author: Curious keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#39154750) |
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Date: November 21st, 2019 11:48 PM Author: disrespectful multi-billionaire How does one even prove that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#39154776) |
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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:45 PM Author: vivacious carnelian potus He's still alive today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#49037980) |
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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:51 PM Author: insanely creepy bateful kitty business firm Due to his advanced age, Jonathan spends his days doing almost everything with his mate Frederik, another male tortoise he was introduced to in 1991, including eating, sleeping and having sex, for money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#49037991) |
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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:55 PM Author: Comical Address This is my thread from nine years ago and Jonathan is still alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2...id.#49037997) |
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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:03 PM Author: dashing canary parlour Pic of him (left) from 1886
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Jonathan_and_another_tortoise%2C_St_Helena.png |