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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
i gave my cousin head
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
my dog is a bigger TRUMP fan than I am
  06/03/25
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Allahu Cock-Bar!
  06/04/25
...
fratty
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
i gave my cousin head
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
internet g0y
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
i gave my cousin head
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
jevv
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
i gave my cousin head
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Juan Eighty
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Ass Sunstein
  06/03/25
obviously yes
dave portnoy being baked in a pizza oven
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Heil Hitler (TT6)
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Respect your Elders
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
i gave my cousin head
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
ataraxic
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Heil Hitler (TT6)
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Pierbattista Pizzaballa
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
cell phones
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
great moniker
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
jevv
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
blow off some steam
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
great moniker
  06/04/25
...
Allahu Cock-Bar!
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Juan Eighty
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Just your average poaster
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Pierbattista Pizzaballa
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
i gave my cousin head
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
AZNgirl PD defending Darnell in Dad's Murder Trial
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
ActualLawyer
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: my dog is a bigger TRUMP fan than I am (Fight! Fight! Fight!)

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Allahu Cock-Bar!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: fratty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: internet g0y

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: jevv

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Juan Eighty

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: dave portnoy being baked in a pizza oven

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Heil Hitler (TT6)

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Respect your Elders (1799 SOL away from student loan freedom (thanks gator))

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: i gave my cousin head

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: ataraxic

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Heil Hitler (TT6)

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: cell phones

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: great moniker

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: jevv

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: blow off some steam

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: great moniker

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Allahu Cock-Bar!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Juan Eighty

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Just your average poaster

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: AZNgirl PD defending Darnell in Dad's Murder Trial

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: ActualLawyer (AllOutOfPaper)

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986845)