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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
avocado kitty cat market
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
avocado kitty cat market
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
avocado kitty cat market
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
avocado kitty cat market
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
avocado kitty cat market
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Beady-eyed snowy pistol
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace
  08/18/13
k
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  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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  08/18/13
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
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  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
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  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
coral pungent elastic band
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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  08/18/13
180
coral pungent elastic band
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: avocado kitty cat market

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: avocado kitty cat market

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: avocado kitty cat market

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: avocado kitty cat market

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: avocado kitty cat market

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed snowy pistol

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed snowy pistol

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Filthy ivory mood plaza

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: sienna dopamine hall

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Flickering Judgmental Nowag



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Outnumbered hell



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: overrated useless brakes messiness

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: sienna dopamine hall



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Cream misanthropic range



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Puce Prole Newt



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Bateful chapel liquid oxygen

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Milky unhinged business firm

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Iridescent boiling water office

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: coral pungent elastic band

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: coral pungent elastic band

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: coral pungent elastic band

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: avocado kitty cat market

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: avocado kitty cat market

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: avocado kitty cat market

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: avocado kitty cat market

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Vermilion parlor stain



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Stirring Copper Background Story



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Flickering Judgmental Nowag

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Lemon big wrinkle dragon



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: supple school quadroon

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: motley erotic kitchen ratface

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: coral pungent elastic band

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: sapphire hairy legs nursing home



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: electric area



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: sienna dopamine hall



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: house-broken low-t shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Insecure mental disorder meetinghouse

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: floppy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Sinister alcoholic toilet seat mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: deep curious feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: pink passionate sweet tailpipe native

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Violet step-uncle's house corn cake

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: shivering ticket booth

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: shivering ticket booth

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Nubile Godawful Base

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Violet step-uncle's house corn cake

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed snowy pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Pea-brained den

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: floppy scourge upon the earth

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: coral pungent elastic band

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: supple school quadroon

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: sienna dopamine hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: histrionic amber cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: histrionic amber cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: sienna dopamine hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: deep curious feces

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Milky unhinged business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Cream misanthropic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Henna temple jap

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: impertinent rusted reading party legend

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: impertinent rusted reading party legend

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: impertinent rusted reading party legend

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: impertinent rusted reading party legend

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: topaz swollen bbw

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: impertinent rusted reading party legend

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: impertinent rusted reading party legend

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: impertinent rusted reading party legend

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: topaz swollen bbw

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Sable sadistic theater

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: honey-headed state

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: impertinent rusted reading party legend

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: impertinent rusted reading party legend

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: impertinent rusted reading party legend

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Iridescent boiling water office

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Iridescent boiling water office

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: plum heady box office pervert

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: plum heady box office pervert

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: impertinent rusted reading party legend

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: unholy comical dilemma foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: submissive exhilarant garrison

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: turquoise site hunting ground

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Contagious orchid sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: violent mind-boggling boltzmann field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: dark stage

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Cordovan piazza

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Charismatic son of senegal point

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: racy regret

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Flickering Judgmental Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Pearl hairraiser parlour place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Contagious orchid sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Naked vivacious principal's office fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: supple school quadroon

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Canary Laughsome Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: unholy comical dilemma foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#50002879)