\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

It is the Wednesday before Thanksgiving 1992

You’ve been playing with your brothers and a couple of...
Maize church building
  11/20/20
Thanksgiving 2020: You visit home and are out for a walk wit...
twinkling parlor pisswyrm
  11/20/20
...
Maize church building
  11/20/20
...
Indecent flirting foreskin nursing home
  11/20/20
...
Aphrodisiac flesh coldplay fan
  11/20/20
...
talented state new version
  11/21/20
...
Domesticated station
  11/21/20
...
rough-skinned stage
  11/25/20
Hahaha *Leaps headfirst into ravine*
Stubborn office gunner
  11/19/24
...
Hot therapy tanning salon
  11/19/24
...
Slap-happy cuckold national
  11/19/24
...
Idiotic Cuck Menage
  11/14/25
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/14/25
...
heady irate useless brakes
  11/14/25
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/14/25
...
Soul-stirring chad community account
  11/15/25
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/15/25
...
painfully honest keepsake machete regret
  11/20/20
...
ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp
  11/26/25
I get just as much satisfaction out of a 12 hour day redlini...
Claret orchestra pit black woman
  11/20/20
What kind of asset is being purchased?
Maize church building
  11/20/20
All of the assets, tangible and intangible, which are used ...
Abnormal sandwich pit
  11/20/20
oooooo this one sounds good.
odious maroon faggotry school cafeteria
  11/20/20
...
multi-colored corner boiling water
  11/20/20
...
Jet Macaca
  11/20/20
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/15/25
primarily or exclusively used? Backdraft didn't have this mu...
Lemon Galvanic Nibblets Native
  11/20/20
UNNNNGHHHHH
Claret orchestra pit black woman
  11/20/20
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/14/25
Funny that's what I'm doing right now
bipolar soggy marketing idea stage
  11/20/20
Hi Muscadine, Sorry to rush you but it turns out we reall...
Claret orchestra pit black woman
  11/20/20
I just received an addendum from the other attorney for the ...
bipolar soggy marketing idea stage
  11/20/20
lol
supple khaki principal's office pocket flask
  11/20/20
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/14/25
happy thanksgiving!
Haunting karate
  11/20/20
...
Claret orchestra pit black woman
  11/20/20
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/14/25
One weird trick
Claret orchestra pit black woman
  11/20/20
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/13/25
...
gay vibrant kitty cat
  11/20/20
...
Slap-happy cuckold national
  11/19/24
Okay, I lol’d
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/14/25
damn it we had ravines and forts in the woods too, even a wa...
underhanded passionate kitty ticket booth
  11/20/20
Skip to the gay part.
federal dashing newt headpube
  11/20/20
...
Sickened Striped Hyena House
  11/20/20
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/14/25
180. Backdraft.
supple khaki principal's office pocket flask
  11/20/20
you go, we go
razzmatazz hairy legs
  11/20/20
I just remember the ride in Universal Studios where you are ...
bearded thriller degenerate
  11/20/20
Same. It was fucking AMAZING!
gay vibrant kitty cat
  11/20/20
I sound kinda gay in this story. Especially for a high schoo...
Fiercely-loyal chartreuse philosopher-king
  11/20/20
I was 11 on Thanksgiving 1992. Just started jr high.
Maize church building
  11/20/20
Being six years older, I won't judge you harshly for sharing...
Fiercely-loyal chartreuse philosopher-king
  11/20/20
Being eight years older, I will judge him. The little faggot...
Demanding Metal Casino Persian
  11/20/20
180
Fiercely-loyal chartreuse philosopher-king
  11/20/20
...
Shimmering Background Story
  11/20/20
I am in bootcamp, near the end. The cafeteria tries to do so...
Demanding Metal Casino Persian
  11/20/20
How old are you?
Bisexual Tripping Lettuce Whorehouse
  11/20/20
47
Demanding Metal Casino Persian
  11/20/20
Good synergy with your screen name.
Bisexual Tripping Lettuce Whorehouse
  11/20/20
I’m pretty sure that’s dirte
Maize church building
  11/20/20
Sorry. I am a new member of this message board and do not u...
Bisexual Tripping Lettuce Whorehouse
  11/20/20
gbti
Maize church building
  11/20/20
Is that a disease?
Bisexual Tripping Lettuce Whorehouse
  11/20/20
he's calling you a Jew and telling you to Go Back To Israel
Demanding Metal Casino Persian
  11/20/20
But I never lived in Israel and am not Jewish?
Bisexual Tripping Lettuce Whorehouse
  11/25/20
GBTI
Demanding Metal Casino Persian
  11/25/20
?
Bisexual Tripping Lettuce Whorehouse
  11/25/20
...
gay vibrant kitty cat
  11/20/20
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/13/25
Week of Thanksgiving, 1992, I just finished my JV season of ...
bipolar soggy marketing idea stage
  11/20/20
...
Fiercely-loyal chartreuse philosopher-king
  11/20/20
Dayum. I’m the same as you, except I was never a jock,...
Maize church building
  11/20/20
I loved them, and I did it quietly because I didn't want the...
bipolar soggy marketing idea stage
  11/20/20
...
Geriatric fuchsia factory reset button
  11/20/20
Hmm, I always pictured you as a white guy.
Fiercely-loyal chartreuse philosopher-king
  11/20/20
Swedish heritage
bipolar soggy marketing idea stage
  11/20/20
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/13/25
Calabasas, man what a place to grow up.
bipolar soggy marketing idea stage
  11/20/20
...
Demanding Metal Casino Persian
  11/20/20
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/13/25
https://movieweb.com/movies/1992/november/
Ruby yapping mad cow disease
  11/20/20
At this age I never went and saw new releases at the movie t...
Maize church building
  11/20/20
Still, remembering ads for HA2 on tv, people buzzing like id...
Ruby yapping mad cow disease
  11/20/20
The bodyguard soundtrack was huge. Couldn't go anywhere with...
Demanding Metal Casino Persian
  11/20/20
...
Ruby yapping mad cow disease
  11/20/20
This. It was the anthem for Winter ‘92 going into &lsq...
Maize church building
  11/20/20
I saw Passenger 57 in the theater. Also Home Alone 2.
Cordovan Antidepressant Drug
  11/20/20
Remember when thanksgiving used to be a big movie week? Movi...
aromatic area
  11/20/20
Rocky IV came out on that day - fuck libs
Ruby yapping mad cow disease
  11/20/20
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/15/25
Ravines, creeks, forts in the woods. REAL American youths. T...
violet appetizing plaza fanboi
  11/20/20
TRIGGERED!
gay vibrant kitty cat
  11/20/20
(guy who definitely got naked with Brian and James)
Fiercely-loyal chartreuse philosopher-king
  11/20/20
The construction paper headband with feathers you wore to pl...
hairraiser french chef den
  11/20/20
It says 92, not 82
Demanding Metal Casino Persian
  11/20/20
...
Maize church building
  11/20/20
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/13/25
later that night your uncle walks into your bedroom and unzi...
Startled aqua incel alpha
  11/20/20
changed up my moniker for a little more poast/moniker synerg...
Maize church building
  11/20/20
this is toxic
Marvelous sick weed whacker
  11/20/20
*Purchases 5,000 shares of Apple for 50 cents a piece with m...
Cordovan Antidepressant Drug
  11/20/20
(oldmo)
fragrant masturbator
  11/19/24
Lol remember Backdraft. Mods.
diverse rusted institution
  11/20/20
40 minutes of thanksgiving 1992 TV commercials https://ww...
Exciting doobsian box office
  11/20/20
...
Domesticated station
  11/21/20
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/14/25
there are some old motherfuckers on here
Amethyst unholy affirmative action prole
  11/20/20
...
Demanding Metal Casino Persian
  11/21/20
...
Lime Kink-friendly Gaming Laptop Abode
  11/21/20
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/13/25
...
Maize church building
  11/25/20
...
Claret orchestra pit black woman
  08/20/21
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  08/20/21
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  08/20/21
...
concupiscible scarlet twinkling uncleanness
  11/23/23
It's 2023, you wake up at 3:35 AM on Thanksgiving day becaus...
Maize church building
  11/23/23
I don't recall writing this post and yet
Stubborn office gunner
  11/19/24
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/14/25
This is my life down to the last detail.
Maize church building
  11/19/24
...
Aquamarine mediation nowag
  11/19/24
...
Slap-happy cuckold national
  11/19/24
...
concupiscible scarlet twinkling uncleanness
  11/19/24
...
Greedy Hospital Milk
  11/19/24
I can't do this today. No.
Claret orchestra pit black woman
  11/19/24
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/13/25
Don’t forget Survivor Series 1992. Highlights: - U...
ultramarine trailer park
  11/19/24
...
ultramarine trailer park
  11/19/24
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/13/25
we get home from blockbuster with a freshly rented SNES
Misanthropic pink sex offender sneaky criminal
  11/19/24
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/13/25
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/14/25
You can recapture 20-30% of this joy by having kids and seei...
Coral stirring elastic band
  11/15/25
180
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/15/25
Is this one of my classic threads at this point?
Maize church building
  11/15/25
...
yellow wonderful puppy trust fund
  11/15/25
...
lfo
  11/25/25
...
ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp
  11/25/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 8:31 AM
Author: Maize church building

You’ve been playing with your brothers and a couple of neighborhood boys in the woods lining the ravine at the edge of your neighborhood at the fort you built out there and then played a touch football game across the lawns of your three houses. Mom pulls up in the Ford Aerostar and pulls a couple of pizza boxes and a couple of VHS rentals out of the back of the van. She calls you over. It’s pepperoni pizza or cheese pizza, iced tea, and Backdraft (1991) for the evening. You beg mom to let Brian and James stay for a sleepover down in the basement where you can lay out sleeping bags in front of the TV. She says yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402347)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:58 AM
Author: twinkling parlor pisswyrm

Thanksgiving 2020: You visit home and are out for a walk with your mask on. You stop by the old ravine at the edge of your neighborhood where you used to play. It looks so much smaller now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41403105)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 11:00 AM
Author: Maize church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41403120)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Indecent flirting foreskin nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41403231)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 1:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac flesh coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41404405)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2020 2:04 AM
Author: talented state new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41408493)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Domesticated station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41409298)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: rough-skinned stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41433263)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: Stubborn office gunner

Hahaha

*Leaps headfirst into ravine*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#48355289)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Hot therapy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#48355294)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2024 11:58 AM
Author: Slap-happy cuckold national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#48356060)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Idiotic Cuck Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49432162)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49432213)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: heady irate useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49430124)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49430178)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring chad community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49433842)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49433844)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 8:42 AM
Author: painfully honest keepsake machete regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402392)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49461560)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 8:51 AM
Author: Claret orchestra pit black woman

I get just as much satisfaction out of a 12 hour day redlining Asset Purchase Agreements.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402432)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 8:55 AM
Author: Maize church building

What kind of asset is being purchased?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402445)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:03 AM
Author: Abnormal sandwich pit

All of the assets, tangible and intangible, which are used or useful in the business operations of the Seller and as more specifically defined hereinafter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402480)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:06 AM
Author: odious maroon faggotry school cafeteria

oooooo this one sounds good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402491)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:10 AM
Author: multi-colored corner boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402505)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: Jet Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402584)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49433733)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:11 AM
Author: Lemon Galvanic Nibblets Native

primarily or exclusively used? Backdraft didn't have this much plotline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402509)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: Claret orchestra pit black woman

UNNNNGHHHHH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402551)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49431292)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: bipolar soggy marketing idea stage

Funny that's what I'm doing right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402708)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: Claret orchestra pit black woman

Hi Muscadine,

Sorry to rush you but it turns out we really need to close before Thanksgiving. Seller is threatening to walk away if we don't.

Thx,

Client

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402766)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: bipolar soggy marketing idea stage

I just received an addendum from the other attorney for the non-compete that I drafted. The addendum says: Seller may work in the restricted area during the restricted time in his chosen profession notwithstanding the non-compete.

I call the other attorney, and state, you understand that this addendum completely negates the entire non-compete? Other attorney says that he will have to get back with me.

It's so stupid, I'm not even mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402789)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: supple khaki principal's office pocket flask

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402999)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49429800)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 12:35 PM
Author: Haunting karate

happy thanksgiving!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41403799)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: Claret orchestra pit black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41404670)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49432127)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 2:28 PM
Author: Claret orchestra pit black woman

One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41404671)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 13th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49427652)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: gay vibrant kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402673)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: Slap-happy cuckold national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#48356058)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49432130)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: underhanded passionate kitty ticket booth

damn it we had ravines and forts in the woods too, even a waterfall. Someone a long time before dug out a fort-style trench in the woods and laid fiberglass sheets over it. We would go in a group of like 5-6 bros, and all of our dogs came along. Great times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402486)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:09 AM
Author: federal dashing newt headpube

Skip to the gay part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402498)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Sickened Striped Hyena House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402809)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49429618)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:16 AM
Author: supple khaki principal's office pocket flask

180. Backdraft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402523)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: razzmatazz hairy legs

you go, we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402524)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: bearded thriller degenerate

I just remember the ride in Universal Studios where you are in a warehouse and the whole thing goes up in flames.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402539)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: gay vibrant kitty cat

Same. It was fucking AMAZING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402675)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:19 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal chartreuse philosopher-king

I sound kinda gay in this story. Especially for a high school senior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402533)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:22 AM
Author: Maize church building

I was 11 on Thanksgiving 1992. Just started jr high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402541)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:24 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal chartreuse philosopher-king

Being six years older, I won't judge you harshly for sharing a sleeping bag with Brian and James, even if all three of you were naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402550)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:52 AM
Author: Demanding Metal Casino Persian

Being eight years older, I will judge him. The little faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402690)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:53 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal chartreuse philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402696)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:36 AM
Author: Shimmering Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402958)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:21 AM
Author: Demanding Metal Casino Persian

I am in bootcamp, near the end. The cafeteria tries to do something special, but it is just off. There are trays of turkey, pre-cut, and bread rolls, and cans of cranberry sauce. The poorly whisked clumpy gravy is spread over my plate. It's my first Thanksgiving away from my family, but certainly not the last. I still have two weeks left of dealing with this bullshit. After the meal, we're allowed to go back to the barracks and relax for a bit. But the respite is shortlived. In order to maintain order, the Company Commander's burst into the barracks and force everyone to do pushups and situps until the roof condensation leaks onto the floor. The condensation is directly a result of fattened up men sweating profusely. Why the fuck did I join the military, I ask quietly to myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402537)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: Bisexual Tripping Lettuce Whorehouse

How old are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402545)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: Demanding Metal Casino Persian

47

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402623)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: Bisexual Tripping Lettuce Whorehouse

Good synergy with your screen name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402747)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:07 AM
Author: Maize church building

I’m pretty sure that’s dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402761)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Bisexual Tripping Lettuce Whorehouse

Sorry. I am a new member of this message board and do not understand who "dirte" is. I hope it is a callback to that hilarious David Spade movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41404263)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: Maize church building

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41404304)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 1:52 PM
Author: Bisexual Tripping Lettuce Whorehouse

Is that a disease?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41404356)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 2:40 PM
Author: Demanding Metal Casino Persian

he's calling you a Jew and telling you to Go Back To Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41404756)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2020 9:42 AM
Author: Bisexual Tripping Lettuce Whorehouse

But I never lived in Israel and am not Jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41433803)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2020 9:42 AM
Author: Demanding Metal Casino Persian

GBTI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41433813)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2020 9:44 AM
Author: Bisexual Tripping Lettuce Whorehouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41433828)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: gay vibrant kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402678)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49427629)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:23 AM
Author: bipolar soggy marketing idea stage

Week of Thanksgiving, 1992, I just finished my JV season of high school (MVP of team as linebacker and offensive lineman). I was 14, 5'10, 185 lbs, ripped. I was hooking up with this fat girl who was a senior who had enormous tits and we would fuck while her parents were downstairs. She would occasionally cry during sex because she said she felt bad about how young I was (she was 18). She didn't have a license because she got a DUI so her friend would come and pick me up in her dirty 240SX.

I don't know why we stopped hooking up, but this was just an early sophomore year thing.

I cherish these memories, as I rarely have sex anymore (although I did get Wife sex yesterday, which was really good, although that's only #2 for the year).

I love my kids, but man what would I give to do it all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402547)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal chartreuse philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402553)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: Maize church building

Dayum. I’m the same as you, except I was never a jock, but I definitely hooked up with dem overweight girls in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402555)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: bipolar soggy marketing idea stage

I loved them, and I did it quietly because I didn't want the cool girls to get down on me. I knew that the cheerleader types were the girls I was supposed to date, but what just drove me nuts was those girls with big asses and huge tits. The girl from this story, I would grab her ass and it was just huge and soft, and the sight of her tits would make my mouth go dry. I never felt that way about the thin girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402587)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:49 AM
Author: Geriatric fuchsia factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402668)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal chartreuse philosopher-king

Hmm, I always pictured you as a white guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402677)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: bipolar soggy marketing idea stage

Swedish heritage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402781)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49427641)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:38 AM
Author: bipolar soggy marketing idea stage

Calabasas, man what a place to grow up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402613)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 11:07 AM
Author: Demanding Metal Casino Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41403173)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49427643)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:28 AM
Author: Ruby yapping mad cow disease

https://movieweb.com/movies/1992/november/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402567)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM
Author: Maize church building

At this age I never went and saw new releases at the movie theater. Not until high school. If I went to a theater at all, it was always older releases at the dollar theater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402585)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:39 AM
Author: Ruby yapping mad cow disease

Still, remembering ads for HA2 on tv, people buzzing like idiots about that shitty Dracula movie, etc, really brings me back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402617)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Demanding Metal Casino Persian

The bodyguard soundtrack was huge. Couldn't go anywhere without hearing that Whitney Houston song.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402685)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: Ruby yapping mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402700)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:56 AM
Author: Maize church building

This. It was the anthem for Winter ‘92 going into ‘93.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402703)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: Cordovan Antidepressant Drug

I saw Passenger 57 in the theater.

Also Home Alone 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41403144)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:40 AM
Author: aromatic area

Remember when thanksgiving used to be a big movie week? Movies would come out Tuesday night IIRC so dads and kids could go to the movies Wednesday while mom stayed home and cooked. I’m pretty sure this is the week new Bond films usually came out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402618)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Ruby yapping mad cow disease

Rocky IV came out on that day - fuck libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41403782)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49433991)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:43 AM
Author: violet appetizing plaza fanboi

Ravines, creeks, forts in the woods. REAL American youths. Things east coast liberals were denied and will never understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402636)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM
Author: gay vibrant kitty cat

TRIGGERED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402672)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal chartreuse philosopher-king

(guy who definitely got naked with Brian and James)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402683)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: hairraiser french chef den

The construction paper headband with feathers you wore to play an Indian in the school reenactment of the first Thanksgiving is stuffed in the bottom of your bookbag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402709)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: Demanding Metal Casino Persian

It says 92, not 82

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402903)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:32 AM
Author: Maize church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402926)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49427642)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:08 AM
Author: Startled aqua incel alpha

later that night your uncle walks into your bedroom and unzips his pants...you stare at it with surprise and desire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402774)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Maize church building

changed up my moniker for a little more poast/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41402812)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 10:56 AM
Author: Marvelous sick weed whacker

this is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41403098)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: Cordovan Antidepressant Drug

*Purchases 5,000 shares of Apple for 50 cents a piece with money I made over summer*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41403137)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2024 8:45 AM
Author: fragrant masturbator

(oldmo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#48355318)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 1:49 PM
Author: diverse rusted institution

Lol remember Backdraft. Mods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41404329)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 2:03 PM
Author: Exciting doobsian box office

40 minutes of thanksgiving 1992 TV commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPasr4VFerw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41404462)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2020 10:51 AM
Author: Domesticated station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41409313)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49430177)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2020 2:36 PM
Author: Amethyst unholy affirmative action prole

there are some old motherfuckers on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41404730)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2020 10:32 AM
Author: Demanding Metal Casino Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41409210)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2020 10:33 AM
Author: Lime Kink-friendly Gaming Laptop Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41409212)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49427631)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2020 7:18 AM
Author: Maize church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#41433261)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: Claret orchestra pit black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#42982587)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#42982593)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2021 5:26 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#42982590)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 23rd, 2023 4:23 AM
Author: concupiscible scarlet twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#47089152)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 23rd, 2023 7:28 AM
Author: Maize church building

It's 2023, you wake up at 3:35 AM on Thanksgiving day because you just had a dream of an unanswered client email. You check your phone beside you in the dark. Sure enough. It's an emergency, or maybe not, but you assume that it is because your mind is racing and you won't be able to go to sleep anyway. You go into the office in your house and you start hammering away at the keys on your laptop. Those emails to the clients won't write themselves! Who needs a holiday you think to yourself! I got this. I am the master of my universe. I am a good lawyer, goddamnit. Always responsive! Always on call! As you are hammering away, you realize you made a mistake and you have to recall an email message, you fire off another missive to the client about how you are seeking out resolution "immediately." Before you can hit send though, the VPN connection goes out and you have to reboot. Then your laptop needs updates. You decide to reboot and shower while you are getting back to where you left off. After the shower you finally get the message out. The fire drill should be done for the day!

You still can't sleep though. Even though the emails are down for now. You check the turkey and its dry brine. It still looks kind of frozen. You empty the dishwasher. You curse your wife for putting the knives in there. HANDWASHING ONLY WITH THE SHARP KNIVES!!! The dishes are done so you check the laundry. There's a lot to fold. You make coffee. You fold the laundry. There's no quieting the agitation in your soul though.

You calculate your net worth and that leaves you depressed. You wonder if the trash people will be around today to empty the bins and you decide to go put your trash out by the street just in case (knowing full well that they will never come).

As you come in from the cold you pour some coffee and you start to poast. You wonder why you can no longer feel anything remotely resembling joy and you seek out the understanding of your new friends, all of whom hide behind monikers on the internet.

Einfuehlung never comes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#47089231)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2024 8:44 AM
Author: Stubborn office gunner

I don't recall writing this post and yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#48355313)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49430050)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Maize church building

This is my life down to the last detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#48355351)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Aquamarine mediation nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#48355813)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2024 11:59 AM
Author: Slap-happy cuckold national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#48356064)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2024 8:34 AM
Author: concupiscible scarlet twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#48355287)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Greedy Hospital Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#48355293)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2024 8:48 AM
Author: Claret orchestra pit black woman

I can't do this today. No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#48355321)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49427630)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2024 9:02 AM
Author: ultramarine trailer park

Don’t forget Survivor Series 1992. Highlights:

- Undertaker vs. Kamala in a casket match

- Big Boss Man vs. Nailz in a “nightstick on a pole” match

- Randy Savage and Mr. Perfect vs. Ric Flair and Razor Ramon

- WWF champion Bret Hart vs. IC champion Shawn Michaels

Bret beat Shawn with the sharpshooter and celebrated with Santa Claus afterwards.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#48355347)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2024 10:56 AM
Author: ultramarine trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#48355744)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 13th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49427647)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2024 11:57 AM
Author: Misanthropic pink sex offender sneaky criminal

we get home from blockbuster with a freshly rented SNES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#48356054)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 13th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49427648)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49429864)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Coral stirring elastic band

You can recapture 20-30% of this joy by having kids and seeing them experience it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49433801)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49433864)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Maize church building

Is this one of my classic threads at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49433805)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 15th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: yellow wonderful puppy trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49433839)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49461082)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2...id.#49461437)