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Broke a glass straw in my black wife’s water tumbler she’s MAF

She asked me to refill her water which is a YUGE tumbler wit...
Embarrassed to the bone electric furnace rigpig
  06/07/25
bbq some chicken and give her the first piece
Brilliant spot
  06/07/25
She hates bbq. She’s light skinned black.
Embarrassed to the bone electric furnace rigpig
  06/07/25
unheard of. what in the fuck get her chipotle then
Brilliant spot
  06/07/25
She likes chipotle
Embarrassed to the bone electric furnace rigpig
  06/07/25
Your black wife has extreme awareness about having a shorter...
Irradiated Clown Background Story
  06/07/25
State your LSAT score before I engage you further.
Embarrassed to the bone electric furnace rigpig
  06/07/25
> State your LSAT score before I engage you further I ...
Irradiated Clown Background Story
  06/07/25
You married a lawyer?
Embarrassed to the bone electric furnace rigpig
  06/07/25
hey, she's not like that
Irradiated Clown Background Story
  06/07/25
Oh, so she failed the bar exam? Or the moral character?
Embarrassed to the bone electric furnace rigpig
  06/07/25
nah, she's great actually. It's kind of 180.
Irradiated Clown Background Story
  06/07/25
lawyers are all inherently evil* man. that's just how it is....
Histrionic Massive Wagecucks Coldplay Fan
  06/07/25
I avoided her the entire next morning and then she was accus...
Embarrassed to the bone electric furnace rigpig
  06/09/25


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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone electric furnace rigpig

She asked me to refill her water which is a YUGE tumbler with a handle and everything so I scoop some ice in there and then dispense the electron water and I guess the ice iceberged up and I couldn’t get the straw to go down.

I forgot it was a glass straw, didn’t feel it chip or anything but my black wife has superpowers, maybe it’s a black thing, who knows, but she immediately knew something was off after two sips of water.

She simultaneously panicked and got MAF so I tried assuring her she didn’t swallow a tiny shard of glass.

When that didn’t work I asked DeepSeek and showed it to her. I think that calmed her down but she’s still MAF.

She might be mad tomorrow too bros. Not a good start to the weekend lol.

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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 AM
Author: Brilliant spot

bbq some chicken and give her the first piece

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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone electric furnace rigpig

She hates bbq. She’s light skinned black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2...id.#48994053)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: Brilliant spot

unheard of. what in the fuck

get her chipotle then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2...id.#48994054)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone electric furnace rigpig

She likes chipotle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2...id.#48994065)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:16 AM
Author: Irradiated Clown Background Story

Your black wife has extreme awareness about having a shorter than usual poll in her mouth, and blames you for it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2...id.#48994060)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone electric furnace rigpig

State your LSAT score before I engage you further.

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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: Irradiated Clown Background Story

> State your LSAT score before I engage you further

I told my wife this on our first date

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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:38 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone electric furnace rigpig

You married a lawyer?

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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Irradiated Clown Background Story

hey, she's not like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2...id.#48994080)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 3:55 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone electric furnace rigpig

Oh, so she failed the bar exam? Or the moral character?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2...id.#48994082)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Irradiated Clown Background Story

nah, she's great actually. It's kind of 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2...id.#48994340)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Histrionic Massive Wagecucks Coldplay Fan

lawyers are all inherently evil* man. that's just how it is.

*except luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2...id.#48994341)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone electric furnace rigpig

I avoided her the entire next morning and then she was accusing me of not wanting to talk to her. The straw thing never came up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734501&forum_id=2...id.#49000196)