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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
French university
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
Insanely Creepy Locale Death Wish
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
mint overrated halford
  03/14/20
He's obliged to
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cr. bro code.
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  03/14/20
Apartments are prole.
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These are condos with a rental limit
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*MFH posters furious*
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upset
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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  03/14/20
This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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Did you cum
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Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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Damn
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im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: French university

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Locale Death Wish

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: mint overrated halford

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Bespoke odious office

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Greedy curious coffee pot

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: costumed hunting ground yarmulke

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: French university

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring pontificating wagecucks heaven

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: mint overrated halford

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Dead Green Giraffe

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: 180 Mood

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: French university

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: cordovan location

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: passionate beta chad striped hyena

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: rose set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: magical codepig

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: pearl shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Smoky station

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Abnormal big garrison electric furnace

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: French university

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: wonderful rigpig field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Brilliant Electric National Lettuce

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Olive wrinkle police squad

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: French university

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: flickering trailer park

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: French university

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Cerise Fanboi Persian

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Flushed offensive filthpig

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Brilliant Electric National Lettuce

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: French university

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Razzle Bisexual Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: alcoholic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: vibrant dog poop partner

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: frozen den

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: French university

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: frozen den

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: French university

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: self-absorbed theatre

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: vivacious institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: frozen den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: sable unholy bawdyhouse

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Smoky station

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Greedy curious coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: self-absorbed theatre

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Cyan hyperactive whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: French university

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Smoky station

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: bearded brethren



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Histrionic mustard idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: 180 Mood



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: alcoholic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: Brindle Pit Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: magical codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: bearded shivering party of the first part

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: lavender cruise ship private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: fuchsia indirect expression love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: arousing sapphire becky dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Smoky station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Black Boiling Water Double Fault

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: gaped alpha stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: canary cerebral therapy

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: vivacious institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: alcoholic gay macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: 180 Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: startling citrine really tough guy main people

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: magical codepig

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: frozen den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Smoky station

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: slimy parlour water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: vivacious institution

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: lavender cruise ship private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Salmon hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: fuchsia indirect expression love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: Low-t lake temple athletic conference

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: chrome adulterous market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Angry Vigorous Ceo Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Marvelous Ocher Cuckold

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: French university

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: slimy parlour water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Histrionic mustard idiot

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Greedy curious coffee pot

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Histrionic mustard idiot

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed duck-like milk fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Pea-brained Goal In Life State

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: insecure volcanic crater

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: French university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: nighttime public bath

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: tan godawful lay gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Very Tactful National Security Agency Idea He Suggested

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: laughsome home

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: gaped alpha stage

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: alcoholic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Scarlet chapel blood rage

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: 180 Mood

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: French university

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: Bright headpube kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: alcoholic indian lodge

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: 180 Mood

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Black Boiling Water Double Fault

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: bearded shivering party of the first part

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Greedy curious coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Onyx Travel Guidebook Corner

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: magical codepig

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: lavender cruise ship private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible Brass Queen Of The Night Old Irish Cottage

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: alcoholic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: appetizing maroon stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: frozen den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: nighttime public bath

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Greedy curious coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: misunderstood range potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: vivacious institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ivory meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Smoky station

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Onyx Travel Guidebook Corner

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Smoky station

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: self-absorbed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: bearded shivering party of the first part

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Cyan hyperactive whorehouse

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: French university

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Onyx Travel Guidebook Corner

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Cyan hyperactive whorehouse

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: nighttime public bath

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: laughsome home

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: alcoholic indian lodge

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Dead Green Giraffe

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: French university

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: bearded shivering party of the first part

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: dashing incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Slap-happy internal respiration

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: French university

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: bearded shivering party of the first part

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: flickering trailer park

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: French university

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: sick excitant library pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: bearded shivering party of the first part

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: tan godawful lay gaping

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: bateful crawly native useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: Smoky station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: internet-worthy reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Pea-brained Goal In Life State

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: racy twinkling uncleanness

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Smoky station

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ivory meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#49346693)