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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Blathering electric furnace



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: charcoal garrison bbw

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace

explain please.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: charcoal garrison bbw

you need to write a book or something

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Irradiated Indigo House

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: irate stage tattoo

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Blathering electric furnace

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Blathering electric furnace

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: disgusting aquamarine athletic conference trump supporter

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: pearl greedy incel lodge

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: Rose associate

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: duck-like magenta antidepressant drug

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace

Lmao Oh what a poast!

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace

Lmao Oh what a poast!

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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: soggy point juggernaut

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: fishy metal temple

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Navy Sickened Sound Barrier Piazza

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Self-absorbed swollen pit background story

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Tan sex offender prole

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: beta drab spot

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: fishy metal temple



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Violent Haunting Persian Jewess

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: Overrated Supple Really Tough Guy

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: pearly area elastic band

I spit out my night casein shake

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Amber Crotch

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Blathering electric furnace



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Rebellious bistre theater stage

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Bearded haunted graveyard place of business



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: out-of-control beady-eyed tanning salon

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: grizzly kitchen

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: chestnut hot gas station patrolman

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: disgusting aquamarine athletic conference trump supporter



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Sapphire aphrodisiac heaven becky



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: fantasy-prone hall cuck



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: abusive burgundy fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Vermilion exciting box office



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: aromatic set

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: chestnut hot gas station patrolman

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: soggy point juggernaut



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Rose associate



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: insanely creepy plaza hunting ground

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: diverse sinister corner

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: pale ceo station

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: disgusting aquamarine athletic conference trump supporter

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: chestnut hot gas station patrolman



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Adventurous theater

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: boyish church building international law enforcement agency



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: disgusting aquamarine athletic conference trump supporter

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Talented Forum

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: insecure comical market pozpig



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: deep public bath useless brakes

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Cyan chad ladyboy

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Blathering electric furnace



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: disgusting aquamarine athletic conference trump supporter

18000000000000000

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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: jet-lagged white meetinghouse

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: claret private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Snowy flatulent stock car



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: wonderful old irish cottage



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Slippery Masturbator

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: wonderful old irish cottage

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Curious marketing idea casino

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: disgusting aquamarine athletic conference trump supporter



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Effete Crimson Theatre National Security Agency

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: ungodly dilemma police squad



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: insanely creepy plaza hunting ground

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: disgusting aquamarine athletic conference trump supporter



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: fishy metal temple



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: light rigor

Xo HOF poast

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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: big impertinent ape



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: dashing mint skinny woman



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Nubile volcanic crater



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Nubile volcanic crater



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: disgusting aquamarine athletic conference trump supporter

18000000000000000000000000000

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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Trip Brunch

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id.#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored locus



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Nubile volcanic crater



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: ungodly dilemma police squad



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Trip Brunch



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Nubile volcanic crater



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Fuchsia State

JJJohnsmeyer

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Nubile volcanic crater



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Stirring Menage Boistinker



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: fishy metal temple



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Slap-happy rehab pervert

180

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Maniacal racy boltzmann site



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Maniacal racy boltzmann site



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Maniacal racy boltzmann site



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Nubile volcanic crater



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Cream step-uncle's house kitty cat



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Olive lay



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: Drunken Mind-boggling Dingle Berry



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: Drunken Mind-boggling Dingle Berry



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: Odious national



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Bearded haunted graveyard place of business



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Author: Gaped water buffalo address



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Snowy flatulent stock car



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: orange parlor love of her life

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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: passionate flesh den twinkling uncleanness

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: concupiscible black goal in life

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