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Garnet friendly grandma cuckoldry
  04/11/26
saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
concupiscible lodge shitlib
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I saved one life
Brass Theater Stage
  04/11/26
only #2 is remotely unique
gold base
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Where to start
Charcoal multi-colored faggot firefighter wrinkle
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puce menage becky
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sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig
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low-t obsidian box office doctorate
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autistic blue cuck
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irradiated native
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Glassy Exhilarant Police Squad
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
trip gas station tattoo
  04/11/26
I'm probably the only poaster to intentionally kill someone
Thriller shivering regret
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that's kinda cool
Irate pungent shrine
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Explain?
adventurous plum knife
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B&e I'm in Texas It was on the news for a few days w ...
Thriller shivering regret
  04/12/26
Self defense?
Mustard Hairless Property Preventive Strike
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
concupiscible lodge shitlib
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Ricky
trip gas station tattoo
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sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig
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(Rudolph)
lascivious area
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I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
Wild sex offender pervert
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Thirsty karate
  04/11/26
also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
Irate pungent shrine
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Thirsty karate
  04/11/26
those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
Irate pungent shrine
  04/11/26
All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Thirsty karate
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
big disrespectful legend
  04/11/26
lol wow, holy shit
Irate pungent shrine
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
adventurous plum knife
  04/11/26
Okay, I lol’d
trip gas station tattoo
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crawly kitty
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Ebony pontificating stead gunner
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lmao
bronze dashing roommate
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gaped contagious milk
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coiffed brindle ticket booth partner
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Vermilion Codepig Tanning Salon
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Soul-stirring toaster trailer park
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Glassy Exhilarant Police Squad
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Charcoal multi-colored faggot firefighter wrinkle
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Pumo scum
Thirsty karate
  04/13/26
What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
'"'''''''''''''"'
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
mind-boggling hell national security agency
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
Violet Slippery Elastic Band
  04/11/26
that is brave
Brass Theater Stage
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
Violet Slippery Elastic Band
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Brass Theater Stage
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
mind-boggling hell national security agency
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
Translucent Boyish Associate Dysfunction
  04/11/26
it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
Irate pungent shrine
  04/11/26
We've got time
Ebony pontificating stead gunner
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sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig
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Crystalline nudist office liquid oxygen
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trip gas station tattoo
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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Wild sex offender pervert
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You should have let him know that you had recorded the conve...
Thirsty karate
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Beady-eyed electric furnace
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
Crystalline nudist office liquid oxygen
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wow
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unhinged telephone fanboi
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most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a ro...
Pearl indian lodge
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lol
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lemon theatre reading party
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autistic blue cuck
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
Irate pungent shrine
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
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Vermilion Codepig Tanning Salon
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
floppy community account
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Driven a Zamboni
bronze dashing roommate
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180 wholesome unique experience
adventurous plum knife
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tyty
bronze dashing roommate
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
Arousing primrose corn cake
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
bronze dashing roommate
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irradiated native
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
fear-inspiring piazza mad-dog skullcap
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
gaped contagious milk
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
Thirsty karate
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sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig
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Translucent Boyish Associate Dysfunction
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wtf
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Wild sex offender pervert
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Vermilion Codepig Tanning Salon
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lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an aw...
Excitant rambunctious newt nursing home
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mint titillating idea he suggested parlour
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
Bearded public bath mother
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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Judas Jones
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
Wild sex offender pervert
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
low-t obsidian box office doctorate
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Winner
Charcoal multi-colored faggot firefighter wrinkle
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Curious very tactful rigpig voyeur
  04/12/26
I smoked crack with him.
man o' war
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
onyx bateful institution cuckold
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adventurous plum knife
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
coiffed brindle ticket booth partner
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Narcissist
Translucent Boyish Associate Dysfunction
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Coon
coiffed brindle ticket booth partner
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
Confused Location Internal Respiration
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
coiffed brindle ticket booth partner
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
Confused Location Internal Respiration
  04/12/26
?
coiffed brindle ticket booth partner
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
Confused Location Internal Respiration
  04/12/26
It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
coiffed brindle ticket booth partner
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
Confused Location Internal Respiration
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
coiffed brindle ticket booth partner
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Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
Confused Location Internal Respiration
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
Turquoise Plaza Yarmulke
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
Confused Location Internal Respiration
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
Obey My Commands at All Times
  04/15/26
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
Meteorito
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
silver chapel rigor
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Thriller shivering regret
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
amethyst really tough guy
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coiffed brindle ticket booth partner
  04/12/26
It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
puce menage becky
  04/12/26
We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
amethyst really tough guy
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
laughsome rusted persian
  04/12/26
Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
amethyst really tough guy
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
fear-inspiring piazza mad-dog skullcap
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig
  04/12/26
She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
amethyst really tough guy
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
Splenetic jet-lagged national boiling water
  04/13/26
many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
impertinent narrow-minded goyim
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
amethyst really tough guy
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
impertinent narrow-minded goyim
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sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig
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No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
amethyst really tough guy
  04/13/26
Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
laughsome rusted persian
  04/13/26
you're 60?
scarlet self-absorbed potus
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sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
Crystalline nudist office liquid oxygen
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
mint titillating idea he suggested parlour
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Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
Pink talking sandwich antidepressant drug
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
scarlet self-absorbed potus
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
mint titillating idea he suggested parlour
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
scarlet self-absorbed potus
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
puce menage becky
  04/12/26
180
lemon theatre reading party
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
hideous pearly church
  04/12/26
180!
lemon theatre reading party
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
Turquoise Plaza Yarmulke
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
puce menage becky
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
Kenneth Play
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
Bearded public bath mother
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
Bearded public bath mother
  04/14/26
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sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
Cyan fragrant locus
  04/12/26
I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
Bearded public bath mother
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
adventurous plum knife
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
impertinent narrow-minded goyim
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
Orange Garrison Masturbator
  04/13/26
Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
Canary bawdyhouse
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
scarlet self-absorbed potus
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
impertinent narrow-minded goyim
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Cyan fragrant locus
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scarlet self-absorbed potus
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
fear-inspiring piazza mad-dog skullcap
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
Violent foreskin crotch
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Slate supple depressive market
  04/13/26
Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
crawly kitty
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
Twisted bistre lettuce puppy
  04/13/26
ouch
sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
Twisted bistre lettuce puppy
  04/13/26
your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
Twisted bistre lettuce puppy
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
gaped contagious milk
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
autistic blue cuck
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
Twisted bistre lettuce puppy
  04/14/26
180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
gaped contagious milk
  04/15/26
not me
Twisted bistre lettuce puppy
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Twisted bistre lettuce puppy
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genuine lol
racy address
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gaped contagious milk
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180
laughsome rusted persian
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180
Bearded public bath mother
  04/14/26
A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  04/16/26
My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Judas Jones
  04/17/26
FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
twinkling hyperventilating parlor digit ratio
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180
lemon theatre reading party
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twinkling hyperventilating parlor digit ratio
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goys_of_summer
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
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😎
cowgod
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goys_of_summer
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
Rebellious Diverse Trump Supporter Stage
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topaz jew sanctuary
  04/15/26
As the director or the, uh, talent?
abnormal business firm ratface
  04/15/26
posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
Demanding Rose Place Of Business
  04/14/26
Four Saudi guys separately in one day
Slap-happy Hall
  04/14/26
Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
gaped contagious milk
  04/14/26
Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
puce menage becky
  04/14/26
No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
gaped contagious milk
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
racy address
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
gaped contagious milk
  04/15/26
unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
racy address
  04/15/26
I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
gaped contagious milk
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
racy address
  04/15/26
I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
gaped contagious milk
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
oomox
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non stop prop op from israel
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
angry honey-headed hunting ground incel
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
Glassy Exhilarant Police Squad
  04/15/26
excited?
sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig
  04/15/26
Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
Kenneth Play
  04/15/26
Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  04/15/26
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Kenneth Play
  04/16/26
...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
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As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  04/17/26
- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Glassy Exhilarant Police Squad
  04/15/26
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Kenneth Play
  04/15/26
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goys_of_summer
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
fear-inspiring piazza mad-dog skullcap
  04/15/26
Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
Amanda Reckonwith
  04/16/26
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Chloe Spreen Enjoyer
  04/16/26
i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp
  04/16/26
how'd you get away
Kenneth Play
  04/17/26
Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
@Grok
  04/16/26
Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
Mideast "Peace" "Agreement"
  04/17/26
...
goys_of_summer
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
Only sane guy in the room
  04/17/26
climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
Metaphysics is Gay
  04/17/26
I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Art Pepper Jr.
  04/17/26
Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Art Pepper Jr.
  04/17/26
fkk it's too outable to say
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: concupiscible lodge shitlib

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Brass Theater Stage

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: gold base

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Charcoal multi-colored faggot firefighter wrinkle

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: trip gas station tattoo

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Thriller shivering regret

I'm probably the only poaster to intentionally kill someone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Irate pungent shrine

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: adventurous plum knife

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Thriller shivering regret

B&e I'm in Texas

It was on the news for a few days w that one black grifter trying to get me got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Mustard Hairless Property Preventive Strike

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: concupiscible lodge shitlib

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: trip gas station tattoo

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: lascivious area

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Wild sex offender pervert

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,..,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Thirsty karate

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Irate pungent shrine

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Thirsty karate

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Irate pungent shrine

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Thirsty karate

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: big disrespectful legend

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Irate pungent shrine

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: adventurous plum knife

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: trip gas station tattoo

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: crawly kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Ebony pontificating stead gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: bronze dashing roommate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: gaped contagious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: coiffed brindle ticket booth partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: Vermilion Codepig Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: puce menage becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Soul-stirring toaster trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Glassy Exhilarant Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Charcoal multi-colored faggot firefighter wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Thirsty karate

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: '"'''''''''''''"'

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling hell national security agency

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Violet Slippery Elastic Band

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Brass Theater Stage

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Violet Slippery Elastic Band

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Brass Theater Stage

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling hell national security agency

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Translucent Boyish Associate Dysfunction

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Irate pungent shrine

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Ebony pontificating stead gunner

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Crystalline nudist office liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: trip gas station tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Irate pungent shrine

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Wild sex offender pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Thirsty karate

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Vermilion Codepig Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: Beady-eyed electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Crystalline nudist office liquid oxygen

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: unhinged telephone fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Pearl indian lodge

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: lemon theatre reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: autistic blue cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Irate pungent shrine

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Irate pungent shrine

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Vermilion Codepig Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: floppy community account

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811592)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: bronze dashing roommate

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: adventurous plum knife

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: bronze dashing roommate

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Arousing primrose corn cake

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: bronze dashing roommate

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: irradiated native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: fear-inspiring piazza mad-dog skullcap

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaped contagious milk

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Thirsty karate

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Mentally impaired marvelous pisswyrm

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Translucent Boyish Associate Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: onyx bateful institution cuckold

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Wild sex offender pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Vermilion Codepig Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: Excitant rambunctious newt nursing home

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: mint titillating idea he suggested parlour

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Bearded public bath mother

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: mint titillating idea he suggested parlour

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Wild sex offender pervert

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: low-t obsidian box office doctorate

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Charcoal multi-colored faggot firefighter wrinkle

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Curious very tactful rigpig voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: man o' war (🫢🏾)

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: onyx bateful institution cuckold

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: adventurous plum knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: coiffed brindle ticket booth partner

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Translucent Boyish Associate Dysfunction

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: coiffed brindle ticket booth partner

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Confused Location Internal Respiration

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: coiffed brindle ticket booth partner

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: Confused Location Internal Respiration

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: coiffed brindle ticket booth partner

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Confused Location Internal Respiration

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: coiffed brindle ticket booth partner

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Confused Location Internal Respiration

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: coiffed brindle ticket booth partner

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Confused Location Internal Respiration

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Turquoise Plaza Yarmulke

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Confused Location Internal Respiration

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Obey My Commands at All Times

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Meteorito

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: silver chapel rigor

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Thriller shivering regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: amethyst really tough guy

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: coiffed brindle ticket booth partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: puce menage becky

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: amethyst really tough guy

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: laughsome rusted persian

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: amethyst really tough guy

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: fear-inspiring piazza mad-dog skullcap

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: amethyst really tough guy

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Splenetic jet-lagged national boiling water

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: impertinent narrow-minded goyim

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: amethyst really tough guy

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: impertinent narrow-minded goyim

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: amethyst really tough guy

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: laughsome rusted persian

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: scarlet self-absorbed potus

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Pink talking sandwich antidepressant drug

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Crystalline nudist office liquid oxygen

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: mint titillating idea he suggested parlour

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Pink talking sandwich antidepressant drug

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: scarlet self-absorbed potus

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: mint titillating idea he suggested parlour

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: scarlet self-absorbed potus

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: puce menage becky

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: lemon theatre reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: hideous pearly church

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: lemon theatre reading party

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Turquoise Plaza Yarmulke

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: puce menage becky

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Bearded public bath mother

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Bearded public bath mother

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Cyan fragrant locus

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Bearded public bath mother

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: adventurous plum knife

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: impertinent narrow-minded goyim

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Orange Garrison Masturbator

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Canary bawdyhouse

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: scarlet self-absorbed potus

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: impertinent narrow-minded goyim

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Cyan fragrant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: scarlet self-absorbed potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: fear-inspiring piazza mad-dog skullcap

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Violent foreskin crotch

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Slate supple depressive market

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: crawly kitty

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Twisted bistre lettuce puppy

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Twisted bistre lettuce puppy

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Twisted bistre lettuce puppy

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: gaped contagious milk

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: autistic blue cuck

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Twisted bistre lettuce puppy

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: gaped contagious milk

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Twisted bistre lettuce puppy

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Twisted bistre lettuce puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: racy address

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: gaped contagious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: laughsome rusted persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Bearded public bath mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Judas Jones

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: twinkling hyperventilating parlor digit ratio

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: lemon theatre reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: twinkling hyperventilating parlor digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: goys_of_summer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: cowgod

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: goys_of_summer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Rebellious Diverse Trump Supporter Stage

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: topaz jew sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: abnormal business firm ratface

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Demanding Rose Place Of Business

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Slap-happy Hall

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: gaped contagious milk

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: puce menage becky

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: gaped contagious milk

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: racy address

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: gaped contagious milk

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: racy address

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: gaped contagious milk

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: racy address

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: gaped contagious milk

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: oomox

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: angry honey-headed hunting ground incel

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Glassy Exhilarant Police Squad

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: sick alcoholic legal warrant filthpig

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (πŸ¦€ )

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (πŸ¦€ )

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (πŸ¦€ )

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (πŸ¦€ )

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Glassy Exhilarant Police Squad

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: goys_of_summer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: fear-inspiring piazza mad-dog skullcap

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Amanda Reckonwith

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Chloe Spreen Enjoyer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: @Grok

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Mideast "Peace" "Agreement" (No Future)

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: goys_of_summer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Only sane guy in the room

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Art Pepper Jr.

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Art Pepper Jr.

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.


fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: peeface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49824367)