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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?

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big-titted contagious public bath
  06/24/14
I tried this once. I was attempting to use a redacted phr...
galvanic house-broken locale
  06/30/25
Surgeons use a scalpel Juris doctors use words.
Federal wild base
  06/24/14
o what a scholar!
big-titted contagious public bath
  06/24/14
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galvanic house-broken locale
  06/28/25
kind of like sorcerers casting spells
Frisky depressive regret
  06/24/14
cr. Doctors write life saving prescriptions. Juris doc...
Federal wild base
  06/24/14
"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like ...
Frisky depressive regret
  06/24/14
lol link?
sexy provocative shitlib
  06/24/14
they're not
milky marvelous nursing home
  06/24/14
cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high...
abusive azn parlor
  06/24/14
There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably ...
180 chartreuse locus trust fund
  06/24/14
(Julia)
out-of-control antidepressant drug theater
  06/24/14
oh my look at the words
Laughsome disgusting church
  06/24/14
because anything you read written by a lawyer went through h...
Bateful indian lodge
  06/24/14
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galvanic house-broken locale
  06/28/25
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Fear-inspiring Voyeur Office
  06/28/25


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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: big-titted contagious public bath



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: galvanic house-broken locale

I tried this once.

I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.

BAM! The lights hummed.

BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner.

BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is

this is fine thisisfine this isf

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Federal wild base

Surgeons use a scalpel

Juris doctors use words.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: big-titted contagious public bath

o what a scholar!

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: galvanic house-broken locale



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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Frisky depressive regret

kind of like sorcerers casting spells

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: Federal wild base

cr.

Doctors write life saving prescriptions.

Juris doctors write life saving briefs.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Frisky depressive regret

"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"

"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"

(worst episode of magic school bus ever)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: sexy provocative shitlib

lol link?

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: milky marvelous nursing home

they're not

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: abusive azn parlor

cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: 180 chartreuse locus trust fund

There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: out-of-control antidepressant drug theater

(Julia)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Laughsome disgusting church

oh my look at the words

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM
Author: Bateful indian lodge

because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks."

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: galvanic house-broken locale



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Voyeur Office



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