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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?

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Nubile Aphrodisiac Pit
  06/24/14
I tried this once. I was attempting to use a redacted phr...
Cream Station
  06/30/25
Surgeons use a scalpel Juris doctors use words.
titillating voyeur
  06/24/14
o what a scholar!
Nubile Aphrodisiac Pit
  06/24/14
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Cream Station
  06/28/25
kind of like sorcerers casting spells
Honey-headed box office therapy
  06/24/14
cr. Doctors write life saving prescriptions. Juris doc...
titillating voyeur
  06/24/14
"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like ...
Honey-headed box office therapy
  06/24/14
lol link?
Cruel-hearted aggressive hunting ground
  06/24/14
they're not
sooty stead
  06/24/14
cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high...
geriatric police squad
  06/24/14
There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably ...
dashing dilemma
  06/24/14
(Julia)
arousing hell people who are hurt
  06/24/14
oh my look at the words
Disturbing Wild Cuck Lodge
  06/24/14
because anything you read written by a lawyer went through h...
razzmatazz stag film dingle berry
  06/24/14
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Cream Station
  06/28/25
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Contagious church building
  06/28/25


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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Nubile Aphrodisiac Pit



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Cream Station

I tried this once.

I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.

BAM! The lights hummed.

BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner.

BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is

this is fine thisisfine this isf

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: titillating voyeur

Surgeons use a scalpel

Juris doctors use words.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Nubile Aphrodisiac Pit

o what a scholar!

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Cream Station



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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Honey-headed box office therapy

kind of like sorcerers casting spells

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: titillating voyeur

cr.

Doctors write life saving prescriptions.

Juris doctors write life saving briefs.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Honey-headed box office therapy

"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"

"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"

(worst episode of magic school bus ever)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted aggressive hunting ground

lol link?

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: sooty stead

they're not

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: geriatric police squad

cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: dashing dilemma

There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: arousing hell people who are hurt

(Julia)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Disturbing Wild Cuck Lodge

oh my look at the words

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz stag film dingle berry

because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks."

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Cream Station



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: Contagious church building



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