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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?
| Nubile Aphrodisiac Pit | 06/24/14 |
| Cream Station | 06/30/25 |
| titillating voyeur | 06/24/14 |
| Nubile Aphrodisiac Pit | 06/24/14 |
| Cream Station | 06/28/25 |
| Honey-headed box office therapy | 06/24/14 |
| titillating voyeur | 06/24/14 |
| Honey-headed box office therapy | 06/24/14 |
| Cruel-hearted aggressive hunting ground | 06/24/14 |
| sooty stead | 06/24/14 |
| geriatric police squad | 06/24/14 |
| dashing dilemma | 06/24/14 |
| arousing hell people who are hurt | 06/24/14 |
| Disturbing Wild Cuck Lodge | 06/24/14 |
| razzmatazz stag film dingle berry | 06/24/14 |
| Cream Station | 06/28/25 |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM Author: Nubile Aphrodisiac Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811346) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: Cream Station I tried this once.
I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.
BAM! The lights hummed. BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner. BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is this is fine thisisfine this isf |
Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: titillating voyeur Surgeons use a scalpel
Juris doctors use words. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Nubile Aphrodisiac Pit o what a scholar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811354) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: Cream Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#49057312) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM Author: Honey-headed box office therapy kind of like sorcerers casting spells (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811425) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM Author: titillating voyeur cr.
Doctors write life saving prescriptions.
Juris doctors write life saving briefs. |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Honey-headed box office therapy "I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"
"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"
(worst episode of magic school bus ever) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM Author: Cruel-hearted aggressive hunting ground lol link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811452) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM Author: sooty stead they're not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811405) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: geriatric police squad cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811449) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM Author: dashing dilemma There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811492) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM Author: arousing hell people who are hurt (Julia) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811413) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM Author: Disturbing Wild Cuck Lodge oh my look at the words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811422) |
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM Author: razzmatazz stag film dingle berry because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#25811461) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: Cream Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#49057311) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM Author: Contagious church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2602378&forum_id=2...id.#49057310) |