Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: Cream Station
I tried this once.
I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.
BAM! The lights hummed.
BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner.
BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: titillating voyeur
Surgeons use a scalpel
Juris doctors use words.
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM Author: titillating voyeur
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Doctors write life saving prescriptions.
Juris doctors write life saving briefs.
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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Honey-headed box office therapy
"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"
"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"
(worst episode of magic school bus ever)
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