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Erotic violet mood pistol
  06/24/14
I tried this once. I was attempting to use a redacted phr...
Indigo Bonkers Antidepressant Drug Shrine
  06/30/25
Surgeons use a scalpel Juris doctors use words.
dashing new version candlestick maker
  06/24/14
o what a scholar!
Erotic violet mood pistol
  06/24/14
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Indigo Bonkers Antidepressant Drug Shrine
  06/28/25
kind of like sorcerers casting spells
Seedy vibrant theater preventive strike
  06/24/14
cr. Doctors write life saving prescriptions. Juris doc...
dashing new version candlestick maker
  06/24/14
"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like ...
Seedy vibrant theater preventive strike
  06/24/14
lol link?
Adventurous Trust Fund
  06/24/14
they're not
Razzle-dazzle well-lubricated house
  06/24/14
cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high...
vivacious alcoholic business firm psychic
  06/24/14
There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably ...
Territorial ebony market
  06/24/14
(Julia)
Lake forum
  06/24/14
oh my look at the words
fragrant rehab community account
  06/24/14
because anything you read written by a lawyer went through h...
galvanic cheese-eating church indirect expression
  06/24/14
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Indigo Bonkers Antidepressant Drug Shrine
  06/28/25
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Thriller kitchen
  06/28/25


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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Erotic violet mood pistol



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Indigo Bonkers Antidepressant Drug Shrine

I tried this once.

I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.

BAM! The lights hummed.

BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner.

BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is

this is fine thisisfine this isf

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: dashing new version candlestick maker

Surgeons use a scalpel

Juris doctors use words.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Erotic violet mood pistol

o what a scholar!

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Indigo Bonkers Antidepressant Drug Shrine



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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Seedy vibrant theater preventive strike

kind of like sorcerers casting spells

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: dashing new version candlestick maker

cr.

Doctors write life saving prescriptions.

Juris doctors write life saving briefs.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Seedy vibrant theater preventive strike

"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"

"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"

(worst episode of magic school bus ever)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: Adventurous Trust Fund

lol link?

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle well-lubricated house

they're not

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: vivacious alcoholic business firm psychic

cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: Territorial ebony market

There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Lake forum

(Julia)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: fragrant rehab community account

oh my look at the words

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM
Author: galvanic cheese-eating church indirect expression

because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks."

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Indigo Bonkers Antidepressant Drug Shrine



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: Thriller kitchen



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