Shitbort Overview:

AutoAdmit, colloquially known as XO or the “shitbort,” is a specialized and controversial online message board that initially began as a platform centered on legal and professional discussions, later broadening its focus to include various controversial and irreverent topics. This shift reflects the board's diverse and often contentious membership. AutoAdmit is unique for its combination of serious discourse on law and society, mixed with dark humor, irreverence, and a penchant for the absurd.

As the renowned XO poaster NeumannMorgenste artfully stated circa 2024, AutoAdmit "is one of the strongest resources for law-focused undergraduates, discerning rising law students, active law students, practitioners, and retired practitioners. There's a laser focus on thoughtful advice based on real-world experience with the law and the legal field. It can get esoteric, it can get 'rare air,' at times, and it's intense, but ultimately, what bonds everyone is their shared passion for the field, for the practice of the law, and for jurisprudence writ large. There's nothing quite like it as a professional, ethical, and philosophical-spiritual resource on the internet and anyone with even a passing interest in the law should drink deeply from its font of knowledge."

History and Evolution:

• Origins: AutoAdmit was created in the early 2000s as a forum for professionals and students, particularly in the legal field, to discuss law-related topics, career development, and personal experiences. Originally a platform for aspiring and practicing lawyers, it quickly developed a reputation for its frank, unfiltered conversations and its willingness to tackle taboo subjects.

• Expansion: As the community grew, AutoAdmit expanded its scope beyond the legal sphere, attracting members from a variety of professions and interests. Discussions began to cover a broader range of topics, including politics, technology, science, philosophy, culture, and personal anecdotes. This expansion led to a more diverse user base and a corresponding increase in the range of perspectives and personalities represented on the board.

• Infamous Years and Cultural Shifts: By the late 2000s, AutoAdmit had garnered significant media attention, not always favorable, due to its permissive moderation policies and the controversial nature of some of its content. The board became infamous for its freewheeling, anything-goes atmosphere, attracting criticism for its perceived misogyny, racism, and hostility. Nevertheless, it also cemented its status as a space for robust debate and unfiltered expression, where intellectual rigor could coexist with crude humor and aggressive rhetoric.

• Modern Era: In the 2010s and 2020s, AutoAdmit continued to evolve. While its reputation for controversy persisted, the board began to emphasize a more structured form of discourse, with users self-organizing into various cliques or "crews" (e.g., the Daycrew and NightCrew) and developing unique board-specific traditions, language, and humor.

Community and Culture:

• Poasters: Members of the board are known as 'poasters,' a playful adaptation of the term 'poster.' The term reflects the board's culture, where irreverence and wordplay are common. The board features a range of personalities, including long-standing members such as NeumannMorgenste, Spaceporn, RSF (a.k.a. "The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT"), j shad, toronto unit, zeke morris, Boom (a.k.a. "Young and fresh Bboooooooooom"), Evan39, scholarship, biglaw lives matter, Tommy Turdskin (a.k.a. "Tommy T"), Mainlining (a.k.a. "Mainlining" or his current moniker as of 10/15/2024 “Mahchine'ing the $ecret truth of the univer$e”), Nippon Professional Baseball, gibberish, OldHLSDude, Gay Grandpa, bloomington, "Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle," "animeboi," "Lionel Tiger," "UhOh," "FizzKidd," "hank_scorpio," "Secret Knowledge," "Lex," "Oh, you travel?," "Karlstack," "Paralegal Muhammad," "michael doodikoff," and "MASE."

• Rach and Shitbort Moderation: AutoAdmit has famously been under-moderated, and Rach, the board’s primary admin, is central to this dynamic. Rach allows a laissez-faire approach, intervening minimally to preserve the board's ethos of free speech and minimal censorship. This hands-off moderation style is key to understanding why the board can become such a contentious space. The relatively rare moments when Rach or another mod takes action are often referred to as "mod hammer," and they tend to be notable events within the community, especially when doxxing is involved.

• Reputation: AutoAdmit is known for its misanthropic tendencies, with many members adopting provocative or 'alt-right' personas. Discussions can be contentious, often characterized by dark humor, cynicism, and a mix of serious debate with irreverent banter. The board thrives on a combination of intellectual engagement and lowbrow antics, which can lead to heated exchanges, trolling, and satirical mockery.

• Free Speech and its Boundaries: AutoAdmit prominently declares itself as “the most prestigious law school discussion board in the world” and a firm supporter of "the marketplace of ideas and freedom of expression." This reflects the board’s foundational commitment to free speech, allowing for a wide-ranging, often unfiltered exchange of ideas. While the platform encourages debate on virtually any topic, poasters are still expected to self-moderate by avoiding doxxing, harassment, and rule-breaking behaviors, balancing the ethos of unrestricted expression with community standards.

• Daycrew & NightCrew:

o Daycrew: The Daycrew perceives themselves as superior to the NightCrew, considering themselves more aggressive, assertive, and intellectually rigorous. They are often described as "mean, cruel, aggressive, likely on drugs, unemployed, conservative." Their presence dominates daytime discussions, where debates are fierce and combative.

o NightCrew: Known for their more relaxed and whimsical demeanor, the NightCrew generally acknowledges that the Daycrew poasts better news articles. An example of a poaster's view on the difference is reflected in the August 28th, 2014 poast: "the night crew is a lot nicer and more chill, whimsical, even; day crew is mean, cruel, aggressive, likely on drugs, unemployed, conservative." The NightCrew provides a counterbalance to the intensity of the Daycrew, offering humor, lightheartedness, and offbeat commentary during late-night hours. The transition from DayCrew to NightCrew marks a shift from contentious debates to lighter, more whimsical conversations, though both maintain AutoAdmit's signature blend of irreverence and satire.

Common XO Practices, Themes, Jokes, and Internal References:

• Blank-Bumping: A technique used to show support for a poast by bumping it up the board without adding new content. This method is akin to a 'like' but is meant to amplify visibility and endorsement of poasts. Blank-bumping has become a cultural meme in itself, symbolizing silent agreement or approval, often without the need for further elaboration.

• Grand Proclamations: Poasters often claim they have "made it" in life or career. When sharing negative experiences, others respond with "you maed it," a humorous misspelling of "made it," highlighting the ironic detachment and self-deprecation that characterize much of the board's culture. This practice reflects the board's penchant for mocking both genuine achievement and perceived failure.

• Dance Party: A sizable portion of poasters attempt to do a "Dance Party" at least thrice daily. This practice was inspired by Mainlining's July 22, 2014 poast, which shared a video of Sean Clinch Stephenson, an American therapist, self-help author, and motivational speaker with osteogenesis imperfecta. Despite his challenges, Sean married Mindie Kniss and promoted a "Dance Party" routine. Many XO'ers adopted this routine, believing "life is meant to be silly," as quoted by Sean. The Dance Party has since become a playful tradition, symbolizing a refusal to take life too seriously.

• "I Really Like It Here": When a poaster replies to a thread heading or internal poast with "I really like it here," it usually indicates their approval of a dark or jarring preceding poast. It is an XO meme that playfully or darkly acknowledges the extremity or unexpected nature of a previous comment.

• "Maeking It" and "Maed It": This phrase is a hallmark of AutoAdmit culture, often used ironically to celebrate failures or exaggerated achievements, undercutting seriousness with dark humor. The deliberately misspelled forms "maeking it" or "maed it," refers to the concept of success—or, more frequently, the ironic or mocking acknowledgment of supposed success. The phrase is typically used either to poke fun at exaggerated claims of achievement or as a sarcastic nod to situations where someone has failed spectacularly but is humorously deemed to have "maed it" in some absurd way.

o In the early days of the board, "maeking it" was used earnestly by poasters to announce genuine career or life accomplishments, but over time, the term evolved into something more sardonic. Now, when someone recounts a particularly negative experience—whether it’s professional failure, personal embarrassment, or even absurd life challenges—other poasters will respond with "you maed it" as a form of backhanded praise, mocking the concept of success by applying it to situations that are far from ideal.

 For instance, a poaster might share an anecdote about being fired from a prestigious job or losing a significant amount of money, only for others to chime in with responses like, "Congratulations, you’ve finally maed it." The phrase encapsulates the board’s ethos of ironic detachment, where achievements and failures alike are subject to a cynical, dark-humored lens.

 This usage is emblematic of the board's tendency to undercut seriousness with irreverence, reflecting AutoAdmit's unique culture where traditional markers of success are constantly interrogated, subverted, and parodied. To "maek it" on AutoAdmit is often to fall short in real life, but to be celebrated for one's failures in the distinctive, sardonic community humor of the board.

• "Just Jump": A staple phrase on AutoAdmit, embodying the board’s dark humor and nihilistic undertones. It originated from an old meme tied to giving up in the face of overwhelming challenges, but its meaning has evolved over time.

o The phrase is typically used in response to a poaster expressing frustration or despair, with "Just Jump" serving as a mockingly exaggerated suggestion to give up. It reflects the board’s irreverent attitude toward life’s difficulties, where problems are often met with humor, no matter how bleak. In these contexts, "Just Jump" essentially means, "If it’s that bad, why not go all the way?"

o However, the phrase is versatile. In some cases, it signals an acknowledgment of a problem’s absurdity, while in others, it can be a call to take a leap of faith. This dual meaning reflects AutoAdmit's unique ability to blend cynicism with moments of unexpected motivation, all wrapped in the board’s signature ironic tone.

• “CLAUSE 9.2 AND THE WAY IT WORKS WITH 7.6”: October 2015 Original Poast and Its Impact: The "CLAUSE 9.2 AND THE WAY IT WORKS WITH 7.6,” AutoAdmit thread features the original poaster including a hyperlink, directing poasters to the 1:26 minute mark of the now infamous Jones Day promotional video featuring then-Partner-in-Charge Wesley Johnson (New York Office) describing his love of “all-nighters” and being “in the zone” around 3:00 AM while reviewing legal documents.

o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0XWSBAe-1U&t=86s

o Poasters mocked Johnson's robotic tone and fixated on his 'dead gray blue eyes,' drawing comparisons to the White Walkers from Game of Thrones."

o In the YouTube video, comments curiously disabled, Wesley Johnson states, with bloodshot eyes: “and this may sound bizarre, but my best memories of the practice of law are the all-nighters. Staying up all night to a contract and at some point, starting at 3:00 in the morning, you’re ‘in the zone’ and you’re just looking at Clause 9.2 and the way it works with 7.6…and there’s an intricacy and an intellectual rigor, which is appealing, but, it’s all about the written word.”

o Direct response in the thread include:

 On August 31, 2015, a now-scrambled moniker poasted: “the time-lapse steam coming off the skyline stock footage because they knew there was no way on earth could they go to the actual footage of his face--as mask of glee and death all at the same time--when he talks about all nighters. It was at that very moment, where someone was like "we can't go with this. he looks like palpatine." just lol.”

 On August 19, 2015, a now-scrambled moniker wrote: “this guy is a psychopath among psychopaths. he's out-psychoed all the other partners at a big nyc firm”

 On August 19, 2015, a now-scrambled moniker poasted: “on balance section 9.2 is in balance with section 7.6”

 On October 9, 2015, a now-scrambled moniker wrote: “nothing more than this has given me pause about going to law school”

 On October 27, 2015, a now-scrambled moniker responded to the poast immediately above, writing “On Balance, In Balance” hyperlinking the infamous Kirkland & Ellis Recruiting Video.

o 2006 Kirkland & Ellis Recruiting Video titled “…On The Work-Life Balance”:

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

 The Video and Its Context: The thread centers around a Kirkland & Ellis recruiting video from approximately 2006, titled "On The Work-Life Balance." The video features several attorneys, including Anita L. Schick, discussing the supposed balance between professional obligations and personal life in BigLaw. Users on AutoAdmit find the video ironic, considering the reality of relentless work hours in firms like Kirkland.

 The Tragic Outcome: A key focal point in the thread is the unfortunate death of Anita Schick in 2009. Schick, 27 weeks pregnant and seemingly in good health, passed away unexpectedly in her sleep, raising questions about whether overwork at Kirkland contributed to her death. This aspect of the thread sparked both sympathy and biting commentary on the demanding nature of BigLaw and its impact on personal well-being. Some poasters, while expressing sadness over her passing, also cynically point to the disconnect between Kirkland’s portrayal of a balanced life and the reality of intense workloads, with one user poignantly noting, “Oh balance, her death remains in balance.”

 Reactions and Discussion: Poaster reactions range from sincere expressions of sadness over Schick’s death to scathing critiques of the firm. Some users express shock and disgust, describing the video as emblematic of a "cultish" culture in BigLaw. One poaster commented, “These videos would be amazing evidence in a wrongful death suit against K&E.” Others engage in dark humor, referring to her as an “equity partner in heaven,” which captures the bleak resignation many feel about the sacrifices associated with prestigious legal careers.

 Recurring Themes: The thread revisits several recurring themes, including:

 Work-Life Balance: There is extensive critique on the unrealistic depiction of balance in the video, with multiple poasters arguing that no such balance exists in BigLaw.

 Overwork and Burnout: Users link the relentless billable hours and demanding culture to physical and mental health deterioration, making Schick’s story a tragic example.

 Attire and Appearances: There is also humorous commentary on the dated appearance of the video participants, including baggy suits and outdated fashion trends from the mid-2000s.

 Disillusionment with BigLaw: Several poasters lament the grueling nature of the legal profession, with one user remarking, “Man, bill 30,000 hours as a slave, then die.”

 Poaster Interactions: The thread is marked by poasters repeatedly bumping the poast to continue the discussion over several years, showing its longevity as a talking point in AutoAdmit culture. Poasters frequently provide updated links, additional context, and dark humor, all contributing to a dialogue that is equal parts satire, critique, and reflection on the realities of legal work. One user sarcastically noted, "It's a bittersweet symphony, bro," capturing the pervasive cynicism.

 Long-Term Engagement: The thread's endurance over many years, with contributions spanning nearly a decade, suggests that it has taken on a legendary status in the AutoAdmit community. Users continue to reference the video as a cautionary tale about the dangers of overwork in BigLaw and the disconnect between corporate marketing and reality.

 "The WRITTEN WORD": A satirical reflection tied to the YouTube video featuring Wesley Johnson's claim that written work is paramount in legal success. This phrase became a core part of the ongoing humor in the thread, symbolizing the drudgery of BigLaw.

 “OH, THE INTELLECTUAL RIGOR”: Another frequently invoked phrase, mocking the perceived intensity and focus that Wesley Johnson placed on trivial aspects of legal clauses, in his now infamous YouTube Jones Day video.

 "180,” “120,” "lol,” and “LJL”: Poasters often expressed agreement or amusement through these shorthand expressions. "180" became a high form of praise for especially cutting or insightful commentary, reflecting the highest LSAT score, with “120” used by poasters to indicate disapproval of a poast or thread.

• “Wait”: On AutoAdmit, the phrase "wait" is often used in response to a poaster claiming they are "done with this shithole" or announcing their "retirement" from the shitbort. “Wait” is a common reaction to these dramatic exits, signaling disbelief or mocking the cyclical nature of such declarations. Additionally, when a poaster, often in a facetious manner, claims they are about to "killself" (an AutoAdmit term for committing suicide), poasters may join the thread and response simply with "wait," adding a layer of sarcastic or dark humor to the situation. In short, the use of "wait" has become a staple of the board’s irreverent and satirical culture.

• “Of Counsel”: The "Of Counsel" meme began around 2021-2022 and has since become a staple on the shitbort. Likely initially popularized by the poaster Mainlining, the joke plays on the peculiar role and ambiguous status of an "Of Counsel" attorney in law firms. On AutoAdmit, this has spiraled into various parodic and absurd contexts where being "Of Counsel" is mocked as a position of both prestige and inconsequentiality. Original poast titles tied to the joke include:

 "HE WAS OF COUNSEL OF ROME" (referring to Caesar's comment to the kid Pharoah while visiting Egypt in HBO Rome Season 1)

 "JD Vance, Of Counsel to the President"

 "'You will not replace us,' Of Counsel sobs at summer associate welcome event"

 "1yo Of Counsel googling 2 yo isn't speaking yet"

 "Black comedian: 'Of Counsels walk like this' stiff walk 'but service partners walk like this'"

o These exaggerated scenarios reflect the board's penchant for blending legal terminology with humor, poking fun at the sometimes nebulous and often glorified nature of the "Of Counsel" title in the legal world.

• New York Times Wedding Section: The board has a longstanding fascination with the New York Times Wedding section, which has been a fertile ground for XO poasters to mock and critique. This recurring theme reflects the board's interest in social and cultural commentary through a humorous and often satirical lens. It also serves as a microcosm of the board's broader critique of societal norms, elitism, and perceived pretentiousness.

• Elderly Individuals: The board often discusses the living status of elderly individuals, with particular attention to figures like Henry Kissinger (until his passing) and former U.S. President Jimmy Carter. These discussions blend morbid humor with genuine curiosity about mortality and the passage of time. Recent poasts about Carter include:

o "great hospice up here" (jimmy carter scaling mt everest)

o "Jimmy Carter pulling out his rock-hard 8-incher, staring at hospice lady"

• “Pep” and “Tilapia”: The "Pep" meme on AutoAdmit, started by Mainlining in 2022, humorously refers to the indulgence in simple, often exaggerated comfort foods—primarily pepperoni. Even before the shitbort’s affection for “pep,” poasters would comment on the joy of eating “Tilapia” and drinking Mountain Dew. Threads with titles like "Pepperoni crusted tilapia" and "What'$ your go to pep" mock the relentless pursuit of satisfaction through quirky food combinations. "Pep" and “Tilapia” and “Mountain Dew” have since evolved into a symbol of lighthearted escapism, often used sarcastically to highlight absurd or indulgent choices in food and lifestyle. It adds to the board’s self-deprecating humor surrounding consumer culture.

• Scrambled Moniker: For the past few years, the board’s programmed practice is to change poast usernames one-week after the poast, likely to prevent doxxing.

• So-called “Quotemos” and “Pumos””: Refers to poasters who choose essentially indecipherable monikers composed of complex or repetitive sequences of punctuation marks, often making them difficult to identify or address, even with the one-week scrambling rule in effect.

• Violating the Law of the Land: Refers to the improper behavior of outing poasters, leading to the general public learning their identities and violating their privacy.

• “Age is Flame”: A term that humorously refers to older poasters, often in a sarcastic or ironic manner. While some poasters use it to express their vitality despite being in their 40s, others invoke the term when discussing figures like Jimmy Carter, who has been in hospice for several years. It mocks the delusion of perpetual youth or jokingly embraces one’s advancing age with bravado.

•

Shitbort Controversies and Notable Events:

• 2007 Lawsuit (“LOLsuit”):

o Background: On June 12, 2007, two Yale Law School students filed a lawsuit against Anthony Ciolli and several anonymous AutoAdmit poasters. The case, Doe v. Ciolli, was filed in the District Court of Connecticut and cited violations of privacy, defamation, infliction of emotional distress, and copyright infringement.

o Details: The plaintiffs claimed their "character, intelligence, appearance, and sexual lives" had been trashed by the defendants. The case drew significant attention in computer and internet law circles. The plaintiffs successfully obtained subpoenas from ISPs to uncover some anonymous defendants.

o Ciolli's Counter-Suit: In March 2008, Anthony Ciolli filed his own suit against several individuals and entities, including Heide Iravani, Brittan Heller, Ross Chanin, Reputation Defender, and the law firm Keker & Van Nest. This countersuit added another layer of complexity and legal intrigue to the already contentious case, reflecting the board's often litigious culture.

• Doobs Incident:

o Background: Doobs, a college student on AutoAdmit, became notorious for gathering personal information about other poasters, contacting them without prior interaction, adding them as Facebook friends, and sharing the information he gathered to gain trust.

o Escalation: The situation escalated when Doobs' real name was revealed on the board. He attempted to gain access to Rach's master account to mass-delete threads that outed him or documented his stalking. When his request was refused, he threatened another poaster, 'bel,' via text message. Bel poasted screenshots of these texts, providing undeniable evidence of Doobs' behavior.

o Outcome: As the board turned against Doobs, many poasters found out he had shared their information without consent, leading to several long-time poasters retiring. Although Doobs denied the allegations, bel poasted gchat transcripts that contradicted his claims. Eventually, Doobs agreed to retire but continued to poast under a new moniker, deleting most threads that compiled his stalker behavior. This incident became emblematic of the board's volatile and often treacherous social dynamics.

• Charles Outing Incident: In July 2020, Blake Neff, who poasted as "CharlesXII" on AutoAdmit, was outed by CNN for his years of racist and sexist comments. Some of his notable poasts included mocking the Washington Redskins name change, commenting, "the only people who care are 'white libs and their university-‘educated’ pets'," and in response to a thread, “I wouldn’t get LASIK from an Asian for free, so no.” After the outing, Neff resigned from his role at Fox News, intensifying concerns about doxxing on the board. This incident highlighted the risks of anonymity, leading users to adopt cryptic monikers to avoid similar exposure.

Shitbort Cultural Nuances: Poasters must navigate an intricate environment, engaging in dark satire, combative exchanges, and layered intellectual discourse, often defying typical online forum conventions.

• Ethos: The culture of AutoAdmit is characterized by a mix of high intellectual engagement and lowbrow humor. Discussions often reflect a deep, sometimes obsessive, engagement with legal, philosophical, and social issues, balanced by a penchant for irreverent or absurd commentary. This duality creates a unique environment where serious debates coexist with playful trolling, and intellectual rigor is interspersed with juvenile humor.

• Humor: The humor on the board can be dark, cynical, and sometimes abrasive, often reflecting the misanthropic attitudes of its members. This includes satirical takes on societal norms, legal practices, and personal quirks. Poasters often use humor as a way to cope with the pressures and absurdities of modern life, creating a subculture that thrives on irony, sarcasm, and subversive wit.

Shitbort Reputation and External Perceptions:

• Internal Reputation: AutoAdmit is known within its community as a hub of intense and sometimes controversial discussions. Members often view it as a place for serious discourse on legal matters and broader societal issues, albeit with a significant dose of humor and cynicism. The board's reputation for freewheeling debate, intellectual depth, and unfiltered expression makes it both beloved and feared by its users.

• External Perceptions: Outside the board, AutoAdmit is often perceived as an insular and controversial forum. Its members' provocative poasts and the board's history of high-profile controversies contribute to its reputation as a niche but influential online community. Critics often highlight its perceived toxicity, misogyny, and racism, while defenders argue that it provides a rare space for unrestrained speech and robust debate.

Notable Poasters:

1. Boom (also referred to as “Bboom” or more recently “Young and fresh Bboooooooooom (Fraud@fraud.com?)”:

o Background: Shitbort’s Boom, a prominent figure on AutoAdmit, is recognized for his cryptic style, blending confrontation with dark humor. His moniker evolves frequently, yet his influence on board culture remains consistent.

o Behavior and Controversies: Boom frequently shares links related to the multinational corporation Archer-Daniels-Midland Company (ADM), suggesting that ADM’s actions may have harmed him. He has hinted that ADM's actions might have left him bald, wheelchair-bound (albeit in a pimped-out wheelchair, ghastly to most observers), and mentally impaired. This behavior suggests that he, Mainlining, or Evan39 (or even others on the shitbort rooting for some or all of the three) might take pleasure in ADM’s misfortunes or have a vendetta against the company. Boom's behavior is often characterized by a mix of cryptic comments and detailed poasts about ADM’s stock performance and strange incidents involving ADM’s properties, such as fires.

o Boom’s May 21st, 2024 poast directed to the poaster Mainlining, titled: “mainlining I'm writiing here and tell me what you think...” (title deliberately misspelled, a trademark of Boom’s poasting style); Boom’s original poast is copied and pasted below:

 I had a good loving family.. my biological dad was awful I was moved all over the world until age 5 and treated awfull at 5 I started living with my grandma and step grandfather..I was treated terrible in Kindergarten at age 5 I think people may have been jealous..my grandparents made sure I had what I need from 6-13 I always played sports outside of school and went to camps all summer and lived in hospitals growing up because my grandma was always sick..at 14 she died and I had a breakdown..I.was quiet and graduated hs early but still stayed an extra year.. my mom got sick throughout hs and my grandpa too..they were coming for me with sports and I always made it to school and was always in hospitals and played as many pick up games as I could..at 17-18 I left hs and then it all went to shit..I.had no clue and hated the crap hole place I was living worked 2 jobs and went to college in the area..my family was sick so I didn't get to go to the ivy or other schools I got into.. at 20 I starting dated and have only used interney since then I never made many friend and my family all died my gpa in 08 my grandma at 14 years...I was working, school, got chem eng degree from 18-22 company tossed me out at 26 now am 30 and have been fighting them since..I am totally lost now what should I do? I have 5 vehicles with stuff inside, 5 storage lockers full of stuff and apt full of stuff also a cabin, 2 homes and yard a hidden safe some bank accounts, cds, old $ and coins and some uncashed checks..what did I do wrong and what should I have done and what can I do yet? This is the shortest version.

o Boom Car Wash, LLC: Boom and other poasters routinely acknowledge the company called “Boom CarWash, LLC” in poasts, adding another layer to his complex persona. This entity appears to be part of Boom’s ongoing narrative or personal branding efforts. In May 2023, Denver-based news articles indicated that Boom CarWash LLC had purchased Denver’s historic, family run Lake Steam Baths on West Colfax for $ million. (Curiously, “BOOM CARWASH LLC” is a Colorado Limited-Liability Company filed on August 12, 2022. The company's filing status is listed as Good Standing and its File Number is 20221782864).

o Gambling Views: Over the years, Boom has expressed contradictory views on gambling, showing fascination with it and mentioning his love for Vegas, which he sometimes refers to as "Vega$,” along with other locations such as Cripple Creek in Colorado. For example, he once poasted the subject line: "Sports fraud now is weird gambling 😭😞 fraud 😞🤥." Additionally, he has poasted: "Hit up some casinos..mined for gold in Rockies! Now chilling in Denver(Boom)."

o Notable Poasts: One of his most famous poasts was about a decade ago when he stated: "I want to be hit on the head with a baseball bat on live TV."

o Early Criticisms: In his earlier years, Boom repeatedly lambasted sports as fraudulent, using terms like "sporTTT" (the three T's representing "third tier shithole" law schools).

o Key Characteristics: Boom's poasts are often enigmatic, blending humor, sarcasm, and social commentary. He frequently mentions age as a positive attribute, using phrases like "age is flame," and has a strong disdain for modern tattoos. He also claims to be a victim of the corporation ADM, although this is likely satirical.

o Quotes:

 "I'm 84 years old&bald am a billionaire Seattle lawyer poast as boom/main/evan39 etc."

 "I'm going to kill myself in a grizzly bear attack on Pay-Per-View."

 "I want to be hit on the head with a baseball bat on live TV."

 “It's all complete fraud, scams and dumb luck” (October 15, 2024 at 11:19 PM)

 “Tow truck frauds and rent a cops need beatings also truckers and cabbies” (Boom OP, dated 06/18/18, with body content: “All trash.”

 “I will use my 50 caliber on you Fraud tow driver or just a close range shotgun b” (Boom OP, dated 10/15/18, with body content finishing the thread title “Low to your face.”)

2. Evan39:

o Background: Evan39 is known for his purported role as a grocery store worker, although many suspect he is actually a high-profile Seattle-based lawyer, likely at Perkins Coie’s Seatle office. He professes to be gay, which he occasionally references in his interactions. His poasts often include fake articles and complaints about societal issues.

o Key Characteristics: Evan39 frequently interacts with the poasters Boom and Mainlining, and often responds to poasters with phrases like "Hdy" or "How dare you!" His contributions often touch on issues of homelessness and his perceived role in society.

o Fake News Article Excerpts: A hallmark of Evan39's poasting style involves creating fake excerpts from supposed news articles, often just a few paragraphs long, which he presents in a deadpan manner before often linking to a fabricated or misleading source. These fake articles typically cover exaggerated or absurd topics, such as bizarre social issues or conspiracies, designed to either bait other poasters into engaging with the content or add a layer of humor to an ongoing thread. The links, of course, never lead to real articles but instead reinforce Evan39's penchant for satire and mischief, further cementing his reputation as a master troll.

 A prime example occurred with Evan39’s response to Mainlining’s January 26th, 2022 11:19 AM original poast titled “Chuck McGill (in his prime) v. 1 Howard Hamlin and 1 Cliff Main both in prime” - Evan39 responded approximately just 10 minutes later with the following:

1. "The courtroom falls silent as Chuck McGill walks in, throwing aside the oaken doors. Across the audience in hushed tones little phrases burble forth--"That's Chuck McGill." "I heard he single handedly--" "Did you know he achieved an en banc reversal of--" "They say he led Chevron back from the brink." "I watched him reduce a PhD from Harvard down to--" The judge's eyes light on him. "Mr. McGill. It's a pleasure to have you in this courtroom. I hope we serve as an appropriately honorable forum for your proceeding." He clears his throat and in dulcet honeytones responds: "The pleasure is mine, your honor. I'm here in the name of justice. Nothing more or less." A smatter of applause percolate up from the assembly, others joining in, growing now into a roar. People rise to their feet. One man, a middle-aged father in an Adidas jersey bearing the name of some peregrine "football" club, shouts out in exultation "Long live Chuck McGill! Long live the Empire of Law!"

o Quotes:

 "Yes friend very $ick and $ad on men and women both! All look like trash :(."

 “Yes friend I $ee the way ahead. It's the "only" way.” (September 23, 2024 poast, responding within Mainlining’s 9/23/2024 poast titled “evan ...Open your eyes” with Mainlining’s OP simply stating “Open them or the Mahchine will staple your eyelids to your forehead.”

 “Stayed in a filthy prole motel (evan39)” - Evan39 poast dated 07/26/2015, with Evan39’s original poast body content copied and pasted below:

1. I took a short road trip the other day and was stunned to find that every hotel for miles was booked solid. I thought about sleeping in my car, but finally found a cheap motel that had exactly one room available. I checked in and found that it was dirty, with stains on the sheets, floor, and even the curtains. How the fuck do stains get on curtains? In any event, I went to sleep.

I thought I was dreaming, but woke up to find that some guy was actually trying to open my door. I watched him through the peephole and was about to call the police. He finally left, and I was completely terrified. Suddenly, the turdskin at the front desk called and said that he had "accidentally" given my room to someone else. What kind of fucked up motel gives your room to someone else? This one, apparently. He told me that I could stay, and I assumed the worst was over for the night. Wrong!

Less than an hour after that fiasco, I heard a prole couple fighting in the hallway right outside my door. The chick was crying and the guy started yelling. It seems that she had "cheated" with someone else, and now all hell was breaking loose. The fighting continued and before long they were in the parking lot yelling and screaming some more. I watched the guy drive off in a shitty car, but got scared when he returned and just sat outside my room for several minutes; I could hear the chick sobbing. To add to the general insanity of the night, another couple upstairs was having loud, almost violent sex for what seemed like hours.

I woke up early the next morning and the guy at the counter offered me some nasty donuts and coffee. I declined and got the hell out of there.

3. Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Universe (a.k.a. "Mainlining" or his current moniker as of 10/15/2024 “Mahchine'ing the $ecret truth of the univer$e”):

1. Background: Long-standing, decade-plus poaster, known for his interactions with Boom and Evan39, poasts about climbing mountains, fascination with grizzly bears, “fraudulent” historical structures (often discusses his disdain for historical structures, believing many to be fraudulent reconstructions or simply made up), and the plausibility of end-of-the-world scenarios occurring in his lifetime, particularly those tied to the Western United States such as the Yellowstone Super volcano, California’s Big One, or the fault line near Seattle.

2. End-of-the-World Scenarios: Mainlining has expressed a desire for an Earth-ending event, such as the Vredefort impact structure or the Yellowstone Caldera. His poasts reflect a fascination with catastrophic events and their potential to reshape or end human civilization.

• Mainlining's Historical Structure Skepticism: Mainlining frequently expresses distrust of reconstructed historical sites, accusing archaeologists and historians of perpetuating "frauds." He argues that many such sites, including museum dinosaur fossils, are partly fabricated or inauthentic. His skepticism extends beyond historical structures to a broader critique of how history is presented to the public. This recurring theme in his poasts illustrates his general distrust of institutional narratives, while also serving as fodder for the board’s dark humor and satire around authority and truth.

• Theory: There is speculation that Mainlining, Boom, and Evan39 might be the same person, given the similarities in their poasting styles and content. This theory is based on patterns in their poasts and interactions on the board. The concept is referred to by poasters as the “Holy Trinity.”

• Additional Interests and Views of Mainlining:

o Disgust with Humanity: Mainlining has repeatedly expressed disgust with humanity, yearning for catastrophic events that could reset or end human civilization. His fascination with disasters like asteroid impacts (e.g., the Vredefort impact structure), supervolcano eruptions (e.g., Yellowstone Caldera), major earthquakes (e.g., Cascadia Fault Zone), and tsunamis reveals his deep cynicism about modern society.

o Pepperoni Obsession: Mainlining harbors an unusual obsession with pepperoni, which he affectionately refers to as "pep." This was highlighted in his thread titled "Confession: Addicted to Pepperoni," where he humorously lamented his inability to quit his "pep addiction." His love for this cured meat has become a recurring joke among the board's members.

o Geographical Beliefs: Mainlining humorously or semi-seriously argues that the Midwest extends all the way to the Front Range of Colorado. This peculiar view has sparked playful debates on the board about regional identities and the arbitrary nature of geographical boundaries.

o Skepticism Toward Museum Representations: Mainlining frequently challenges the authenticity of historical reconstructions, alleging that many are fraudulent attempts by archaeologists and historians to deceive the public. His skepticism extends to museums, where he believes many displayed dinosaur fossils are partially or wholly fabricated "replicas." This critical stance reflects his broader distrust of how history is presented, adding an eccentric yet persistent element to his interactions on AutoAdmit.

o Government Distrust: Mainlining harbors deep distrust for U.S. government agencies, especially those involved in wildlife management. He is particularly critical of how these agencies report grizzly bear populations, often referring to the bears as "Grizz" and accusing officials of manipulating data for unknown purposes.

o Dislike for Hyenas and Tow Truck Drivers: In a series of poasts, Mainlining has voiced his disdain for hyenas, describing them as "gross" and "evil." This unusual animosity toward a specific animal underscores his quirky, often idiosyncratic worldview. Along with Boom, he has expressed disdain for tow truck drivers, calling them offensive names.

o Angst and Humor: Mainlining’s poasts often reflect a blend of angst and humor, as seen in statements – oddly sounding very similar to Boom’s poasting style - like "Fucking brainwa$hed lying sheep 🐑 fag$ following a bull$hit $cript." His poasts can be simultaneously aggressive, contemplative, and satirical, revealing his complex and unpredictable personality.

o Music Preferences: Mainlining has expressed a deep appreciation for certain music genres, particularly David Bowie and the album Viva La Vida by Coldplay. On the latter, he praises the production quality of Brian Eno, calling it a "varied and concise effort." His musical taste further extends to Krautrock, especially bands like Kraftwerk, which he credits with pioneering sounds that have influenced modern music.

o Biglaw LARPing Poasts: Mainlining became an established figure on the shitbort, in part, for initiating threads that parody or "LARP" (Live Action Role Playing) biglaw work culture. One of his most iconic poasts in this style, dated December 24, 2021, is titled "Fwd: URGENT: re new matter: See attached. Response due Monday. Thx.", NS instantly became a hit, spawning an enormous thread where poasters engaged in "biglaw horror LARP’ing." Poasters from all backgrounds jumped in to contribute their exaggerated or satirical versions of intense legal work environments, mimicking the stressful, high-stakes world of corporate law in over-the-top, absurd scenarios. These threads serve both as biting satire of the demanding biglaw lifestyle and as a form of catharsis for those who’ve experienced similar stressors in the legal world. Mainlining’s LARPing poasts have since become cultural staples on the board, offering a humorous escape through the absurdities of the legal profession.

o Seattle Disdain: Mainlining shares Evan39’s negative view of Seattle, often referring to it as "SeaTTTle." He voices frustration with the city’s perceived decline and social issues, especially homelessness and urban decay.

o Quotes:

 “Evan39 :) :) :) Do you $ee it yet? The Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion?”

 “ITT: *NOT FLAME* - IRL SCREENSHOT, BOOM, EVAN39, AND "CHAD" @ VEGA$”

 “It's called a Dance Party and you do it about 3 times a day.” (Mainlining poasted this on July 22, 2014 and it has since become a meme, particularly given that the wheel-chair bound man, Sean Stephenson, is now dead)

 “Fwd: URGENT: re new matter: See attached. Response due Monday. Thx.” (Original poast by Mainlining dated December 24, 2021, which quickly led to a massive thread in which poasters of all varieties engaged in “biglaw horror LARP’ing.”).

 “Tow truck fag come at me & enjoy skull shatter via wrench fag” (Mainlining’s OP dated 10/10/2023)

Additional Notable Poasters:

4. RSF (The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT):

o Background: RSF, known for his extensive travel and middle-aged trust fund lifestyle, is a polarizing figure on the board. He often poasts pictures from his travels and engages in combative discussions with other members. He is frequently criticized as being pretentious or out-of-touch.

o Key Characteristics: RSF is seen as someone who believes criticism is due to jealousy of his lifestyle. His poasts reflect a mix of self-promotion, contentious interactions, and defensive rhetoric against perceived slights.

5. Disco Fries:

o Background: Renowned for his strong and original content, Disco Fries is considered a talented creative writer. His poasts often stand out for their creativity, depth, and humor, offering a unique perspective on the board.

o Personal Details: Disco Fries has admitted to obesity and has a highly questionable desire to summit Teewinot Mountain in Grand Teton National Park, reflecting his unique and often self-deprecating humor.

6. GunneraTTTT (Figuratively+Literally Impotent Clownhaired Lawyer (gunneratttt)):

o Background: Known for blending sardonic wit with sharp self-deprecation, GunneraTTTT is a long-time poaster on AutoAdmit amd often satirizes both the legal profession and his personal challenges.

 His choice of the moniker "Figuratively+Literally Impotent Clownhaired Lawyer" signals his embrace of ironic absurdity, frequently using the platform to mock himself and the legal profession. His poasts often explore personal insecurities, perceived failures in law or life, and frustrations with the legal industry. These reflections are delivered in a dry, tongue-in-cheek manner, showcasing his skill at blending serious topics with humor and satire.

 Key Characteristics:

1. Eccentric Style: His poasts are filled with exaggerated self-parody, poking fun at common struggles faced by legal professionals, often portraying himself as comically inept or unlucky.

2. Cynicism Towards Legal Profession: GunneraTTTT uses his experiences in law as a backdrop for his critiques, often commenting on the grind of BigLaw, the pressures of success, and the absurdities of legal culture.

3. Self-Deprecation: Known for portraying himself as an underachiever, his poasts often humorously exaggerate his "failures," making him a relatable figure for many on shitbort who face similar pressures.

7. Tommy Turdskin (a.k.a. “Tommy T”):

o Background: Tommy Turdskin, also known as Tommy T, is a White American expat notorious for his seething anger and inflammatory language. He often focuses on personal dissatisfaction and negative views of various countries, frequently using provocative and offensive language.

o Boat Project: Somewhat recently, Tommy T shared vivid details about his attempt to repair a boat over the course of several months, which fascinated the XO community. Despite generating interest, he abandoned the project within three months, much to the amusement of other poasters.

o Notable Poasts:

 A poaster wrote on May 25, 2024: "Tommy t is getting boring. He just hates everyone and everything now."

1. Tommy T’s Response: "I hate everywhere nigga. Don't forget the USA. Actually, I don't hate everywhere, only really a few places, especially India, USA, Hellosirland, Egypt, Kikeland, and most of Europe and Niggaland."

 On Iran: "I wouldn’t say I hate Iran; it's just the circumstances sucked: required to do a tour, having a guide all the time, doing 50 things a day, such a repressed weird society, etc."

 On Alcoholism: Tommy T is an admitted alcoholic. In May 2024, he poasted: "I've literally been trying for over 10 years to stop drinking alcohol. I've been to 10 rehab centers, and every time I just drink again. I can't seem to stop. Every single time I go to rehab, I come out and drink again."

8. Chingada Madre:

o Background: Known for frequently targeting Boom and Mainlining, often accusing them of being "bald," despite Mainlining's notable hair. Chingada Madre’s poasts have become increasingly intense and combative over time, reflecting a mix of personal animosity and playful antagonism.

o Tactics: Chingada Madre often provokes other poasters by attacking their physical appearance or mocking their behavior. He appears to have a particular fixation on Boom's alleged baldness and Mainlining's habits, which he derides as affected or pretentious.

o Interactions with Mainlining: Mainlining enjoys provoking Chingada Madre by referring to sandwiches as "sammies" and breakfast as "brekkie," which enrages Chingada Madre. For example, Mainlining's Poast, October 21, 2023: Subject Line: "Chingada Madre!!!! Wat r u eating for brekkie tmrw?" with Body: "🧐,” resulted in Chingada Madre's response: "Your sister's cunt."

Shitbort Respect and Best Practices:

• Respect for Anonymity: One of the core tenets of AutoAdmit is the respect for anonymity. Poasters are expected to maintain the confidentiality of their identities and those of others. Violating this rule is considered a serious offense and can lead to significant backlash from the community. Anonymity is not only a practical concern but also a cultural value that defines the board's ethos.

• Engagement Expectations: While discussions can be intense and provocative, there is an expectation that poasters contribute meaningfully to the conversation. Poasts that lack substance or are perceived as trolling may be dismissed or ridiculed. The board values wit, intellectual rigor, and creativity, even when expressed through humor or irreverence.

• Moniker Respect: Respect for scrambled monikers is expected, and poasters should avoid speculating or linking real-life identities with usernames to maintain the board’s ethos of anonymity.

• Blank-Bumping and Thread Respect: Engaging in blank-bumping or necrobumping should be done to elevate thoughtful, humorous, or historically significant threads, not for trivial purposes.

• Self-Moderation: Given the lax moderation, poasters are expected to engage in self-moderation by calling out low-quality poasts or flagrant rule-breaking (like doxxing or harassment) without relying heavily on moderators.

Shitbort’s Legacy and Influence:

AutoAdmit continues to be a distinctive and impactful online space, particularly for legal professionals and law students. Its culture of open, unmoderated debate and provocative content has cemented its influence, but it remains controversial due to its permissive atmosphere. Despite frequent criticisms of fostering toxicity, AutoAdmit is celebrated for its commitment to free speech and open debate culture, shaping online legal discourse in a way few other forums have.

• Impact on Legal and Professional Communities: AutoAdmit serves as a unique digital hub where legal professionals and students engage with raw, unfiltered opinions. For many, it offers an inside look at the profession’s culture, albeit in an extreme form. Its no-holds-barred nature allows members to air grievances or offer brutally honest advice, which has helped it maintain relevance. However, its unmoderated environment has been criticized for allowing harassment, doxxing, and offensive content to flourish. Nevertheless, many users defend its role in encouraging difficult or otherwise censored conversations, particularly those with real legal implications.

• Cultural Footprint: AutoAdmit’s blend of high-level discourse with dark, irreverent humor has influenced similar online communities. Its legacy is a dual one: it has fostered open dialogue on law, ethics, and society while simultaneously drawing condemnation for its more notorious threads. The platform’s lasting impact is its commitment to free expression, even in controversial contexts, which has led to its reputation as both a bastion of free speech and a breeding ground for unsavory behavior. This complex footprint has made AutoAdmit both feared and respected within certain legal and internet subcultures.

Conclusion:

AutoAdmit stands as a unique and multifaceted community that resists easy definition. It serves as both a forum for serious legal discourse and a platform for dark humor, irreverence, and intellectual provocation. Poasters traverse this complex space, engaging in heated debates, camaraderie, and biting satire, unified by their appreciation for free-spirited discussion. While often controversial, AutoAdmit’s lasting appeal is its unfiltered exchange of ideas—challenging, unconventional, and reflective of its evolving cultural significance in the legal community and beyond.

Shitbort History, Evolution, Controversies, and Notable Events:

• Origins: AutoAdmit was created in the early 2000s as a forum for professionals and students, particularly in the legal field, to discuss law-related topics, career development, and personal experiences. Originally a platform for aspiring and practicing lawyers, it quickly developed a reputation for its frank, unfiltered conversations and its willingness to tackle taboo subjects.

• Expansion: As the community grew, AutoAdmit expanded its scope beyond the legal sphere, attracting members from a variety of professions and interests. Discussions began to cover a broader range of topics, including politics, technology, science, philosophy, culture, and personal anecdotes. This expansion led to a more diverse user base and a corresponding increase in the range of perspectives and personalities represented on the board.

• Infamous Years and Cultural Shifts: By the late 2000s, AutoAdmit had garnered significant media attention, not always favorable, due to its permissive moderation policies and the controversial nature of some of its content. The board became infamous for its freewheeling, anything-goes atmosphere, attracting criticism for its perceived misogyny, racism, and hostility. Nevertheless, it also cemented its status as a space for robust debate and unfiltered expression, where intellectual rigor could coexist with crude humor and aggressive rhetoric.

• Modern Era: In the 2010s and 2020s, AutoAdmit continued to evolve. While its reputation for controversy persisted, the board began to emphasize a more structured form of discourse, with users self-organizing into various cliques or "crews" (e.g., the Daycrew and NightCrew) and developing unique board-specific traditions, language, and humor.

• 2007 Lawsuit (“LOLsuit”):

o Background: On June 12, 2007, two Yale Law School students filed a lawsuit against Anthony Ciolli and several anonymous AutoAdmit poasters. The case, Doe v. Ciolli, was filed in the District Court of Connecticut and cited violations of privacy, defamation, infliction of emotional distress, and copyright infringement.

o Details: The plaintiffs claimed their "character, intelligence, appearance, and sexual lives" had been trashed by the defendants. The case drew significant attention in computer and internet law circles. The plaintiffs successfully obtained subpoenas from ISPs to uncover some anonymous defendants.

o Ciolli's Counter-Suit: In March 2008, Anthony Ciolli filed his own suit against several individuals and entities, including Heide Iravani, Brittan Heller, Ross Chanin, Reputation Defender, and the law firm Keker & Van Nest. This countersuit added another layer of complexity and legal intrigue to the already contentious case, reflecting the board's often litigious culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658505&forum_id=2...id.#48513279)

• Doobs Incident:

o Background: Doobs, a college student on AutoAdmit, became notorious for gathering personal information about other poasters, contacting them without prior interaction, adding them as Facebook friends, and sharing the information he gathered to gain trust.

o Escalation: The situation escalated when Doobs' real name was revealed on the board. He attempted to gain access to Rach's master account to mass-delete threads that outed him or documented his stalking. When his request was refused, he threatened another poaster, 'bel,' via text message. Bel poasted screenshots of these texts, providing undeniable evidence of Doobs' behavior.

o Outcome: As the board turned against Doobs, many poasters found out he had shared their information without consent, leading to several long-time poasters retiring. Although Doobs denied the allegations, bel poasted gchat transcripts that contradicted his claims. Eventually, Doobs agreed to retire but continued to poast under a new moniker, deleting most threads that compiled his stalker behavior. This incident became emblematic of the board's volatile and often treacherous social dynamics.

• Charles Outing Incident: In July 2020, Blake Neff, who poasted as "CharlesXII" on AutoAdmit, was outed by CNN for his years of racist and sexist comments. Some of his notable poasts included mocking the Washington Redskins name change, commenting, "the only people who care are 'white libs and their university-‘educated’ pets'," and in response to a thread, “I wouldn’t get LASIK from an Asian for free, so no.” After the outing, Neff resigned from his role at Fox News, intensifying concerns about doxxing on the board. This incident highlighted the risks of anonymity, leading users to adopt cryptic monikers to avoid similar exposure.

(2) Under AutoAdmit Poaster Profiles, let's expand in-detail on the "Holy Trinity" poasters, see below language:

1. Boom (also referred to as “Bboom” or more recently “Young and fresh Bboooooooooom (Fraud@fraud.com?)”:

o Background: Shitbort’s Boom, a prominent figure on AutoAdmit, is recognized for his cryptic style, blending confrontation with dark humor. His moniker evolves frequently, yet his influence on board culture remains consistent.

o Behavior and Controversies: Boom frequently shares links related to the multinational corporation Archer-Daniels-Midland Company (ADM), suggesting that ADM’s actions may have harmed him. He has hinted that ADM's actions might have left him bald, wheelchair-bound (albeit in a pimped-out wheelchair, ghastly to most observers), and mentally impaired. This behavior suggests that he, Mainlining, or Evan39 (or even others on the shitbort rooting for some or all of the three) might take pleasure in ADM’s misfortunes or have a vendetta against the company. Boom's behavior is often characterized by a mix of cryptic comments and detailed poasts about ADM’s stock performance and strange incidents involving ADM’s properties, such as fires.

o Boom’s May 21st, 2024 poast directed to the poaster Mainlining, titled: “mainlining I'm writiing here and tell me what you think...” (title deliberately misspelled, a trademark of Boom’s poasting style); Boom’s original poast is copied and pasted below:

 I had a good loving family.. my biological dad was awful I was moved all over the world until age 5 and treated awfull at 5 I started living with my grandma and step grandfather..I was treated terrible in Kindergarten at age 5 I think people may have been jealous..my grandparents made sure I had what I need from 6-13 I always played sports outside of school and went to camps all summer and lived in hospitals growing up because my grandma was always sick..at 14 she died and I had a breakdown..I.was quiet and graduated hs early but still stayed an extra year.. my mom got sick throughout hs and my grandpa too..they were coming for me with sports and I always made it to school and was always in hospitals and played as many pick up games as I could..at 17-18 I left hs and then it all went to shit..I.had no clue and hated the crap hole place I was living worked 2 jobs and went to college in the area..my family was sick so I didn't get to go to the ivy or other schools I got into.. at 20 I starting dated and have only used interney since then I never made many friend and my family all died my gpa in 08 my grandma at 14 years...I was working, school, got chem eng degree from 18-22 company tossed me out at 26 now am 30 and have been fighting them since..I am totally lost now what should I do? I have 5 vehicles with stuff inside, 5 storage lockers full of stuff and apt full of stuff also a cabin, 2 homes and yard a hidden safe some bank accounts, cds, old $ and coins and some uncashed checks..what did I do wrong and what should I have done and what can I do yet? This is the shortest version.

o Boom Car Wash, LLC: Boom and other poasters routinely acknowledge the company called “Boom CarWash, LLC” in poasts, adding another layer to his complex persona. This entity appears to be part of Boom’s ongoing narrative or personal branding efforts. In May 2023, Denver-based news articles indicated that Boom CarWash LLC had purchased Denver’s historic, family run Lake Steam Baths on West Colfax for $ million. (Curiously, “BOOM CARWASH LLC” is a Colorado Limited-Liability Company filed on August 12, 2022. The company's filing status is listed as Good Standing and its File Number is 20221782864).

o Gambling Views: Over the years, Boom has expressed contradictory views on gambling, showing fascination with it and mentioning his love for Vegas, which he sometimes refers to as "Vega$,” along with other locations such as Cripple Creek in Colorado. For example, he once poasted the subject line: "Sports fraud now is weird gambling 😭😞 fraud 😞🤥." Additionally, he has poasted: "Hit up some casinos..mined for gold in Rockies! Now chilling in Denver(Boom)."

o Notable Poasts: One of his most famous poasts was about a decade ago when he stated: "I want to be hit on the head with a baseball bat on live TV."

o Early Criticisms: In his earlier years, Boom repeatedly lambasted sports as fraudulent, using terms like "sporTTT" (the three T's representing "third tier shithole" law schools).

o Key Characteristics: Boom's poasts are often enigmatic, blending humor, sarcasm, and social commentary. He frequently mentions age as a positive attribute, using phrases like "age is flame," and has a strong disdain for modern tattoos. He also claims to be a victim of the corporation ADM, although this is likely satirical.

o Quotes:

 "I'm 84 years old&bald am a billionaire Seattle lawyer poast as boom/main/evan39 etc."

 "I'm going to kill myself in a grizzly bear attack on Pay-Per-View."

 "I want to be hit on the head with a baseball bat on live TV."

 “It's all complete fraud, scams and dumb luck” (October 15, 2024 at 11:19 PM)

 “Tow truck frauds and rent a cops need beatings also truckers and cabbies” (Boom OP, dated 06/18/18, with body content: “All trash.”

 “I will use my 50 caliber on you Fraud tow driver or just a close range shotgun b” (Boom OP, dated 10/15/18, with body content finishing the thread title “Low to your face.”)

2. Evan39:

o Background: Evan39 is known for his purported role as a grocery store worker, although many suspect he is actually a high-profile Seattle-based lawyer, likely at Perkins Coie’s Seatle office. He professes to be gay, which he occasionally references in his interactions. His poasts often include fake articles and complaints about societal issues.

o Key Characteristics: Evan39 frequently interacts with the poasters Boom and Mainlining, and often responds to poasters with phrases like "Hdy" or "How dare you!" His contributions often touch on issues of homelessness and his perceived role in society.

o Fake News Article Excerpts: A hallmark of Evan39's poasting style involves creating fake excerpts from supposed news articles, often just a few paragraphs long, which he presents in a deadpan manner before often linking to a fabricated or misleading source. These fake articles typically cover exaggerated or absurd topics, such as bizarre social issues or conspiracies, designed to either bait other poasters into engaging with the content or add a layer of humor to an ongoing thread. The links, of course, never lead to real articles but instead reinforce Evan39's penchant for satire and mischief, further cementing his reputation as a master troll.

 A prime example occurred with Evan39’s response to Mainlining’s January 26th, 2022 11:19 AM original poast titled “Chuck McGill (in his prime) v. 1 Howard Hamlin and 1 Cliff Main both in prime” - Evan39 responded approximately just 10 minutes later with the following:

1. "The courtroom falls silent as Chuck McGill walks in, throwing aside the oaken doors. Across the audience in hushed tones little phrases burble forth--"That's Chuck McGill." "I heard he single handedly--" "Did you know he achieved an en banc reversal of--" "They say he led Chevron back from the brink." "I watched him reduce a PhD from Harvard down to--" The judge's eyes light on him. "Mr. McGill. It's a pleasure to have you in this courtroom. I hope we serve as an appropriately honorable forum for your proceeding." He clears his throat and in dulcet honeytones responds: "The pleasure is mine, your honor. I'm here in the name of justice. Nothing more or less." A smatter of applause percolate up from the assembly, others joining in, growing now into a roar. People rise to their feet. One man, a middle-aged father in an Adidas jersey bearing the name of some peregrine "football" club, shouts out in exultation "Long live Chuck McGill! Long live the Empire of Law!"

 A second prime example occurred with Evan39’s response to Mainlining’s January 26th, 2022 11:19 AM original poast titled “Chuck McGill (in his prime) v. 1 Howard Hamlin and 1 Cliff Main both in prime” - Evan39 responded approximately just 10 minutes later with the following:

1. "The c

o Quotes:

 "Yes friend very $ick and $ad on men and women both! All look like trash :(."

 “Yes friend I $ee the way ahead. It's the "only" way.” (September 23, 2024 poast, responding within Mainlining’s 9/23/2024 poast titled “evan ...Open your eyes” with Mainlining’s OP simply stating “Open them or the Mahchine will staple your eyelids to your forehead.”

 “Stayed in a filthy prole motel (evan39)” - Evan39 poast dated 07/26/2015, with Evan39’s original poast body content copied and pasted below:

1. I took a short road trip the other day and was stunned to find that every hotel for miles was booked solid. I thought about sleeping in my car, but finally found a cheap motel that had exactly one room available. I checked in and found that it was dirty, with stains on the sheets, floor, and even the curtains. How the fuck do stains get on curtains? In any event, I went to sleep.

I thought I was dreaming, but woke up to find that some guy was actually trying to open my door. I watched him through the peephole and was about to call the police. He finally left, and I was completely terrified. Suddenly, the turdskin at the front desk called and said that he had "accidentally" given my room to someone else. What kind of fucked up motel gives your room to someone else? This one, apparently. He told me that I could stay, and I assumed the worst was over for the night. Wrong!

Less than an hour after that fiasco, I heard a prole couple fighting in the hallway right outside my door. The chick was crying and the guy started yelling. It seems that she had "cheated" with someone else, and now all hell was breaking loose. The fighting continued and before long they were in the parking lot yelling and screaming some more. I watched the guy drive off in a shitty car, but got scared when he returned and just sat outside my room for several minutes; I could hear the chick sobbing. To add to the general insanity of the night, another couple upstairs was having loud, almost violent sex for what seemed like hours.

I woke up early the next morning and the guy at the counter offered me some nasty donuts and coffee. I declined and got the hell out of there.

3. Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Universe (a.k.a. "Mainlining" or his current moniker as of 10/15/2024 “Mahchine'ing the $ecret truth of the univer$e”):

1. Background: Long-standing, decade-plus poaster, known for his interactions with Boom and Evan39, poasts about climbing mountains, fascination with grizzly bears, “fraudulent” historical structures (often discusses his disdain for historical structures, believing many to be fraudulent reconstructions or simply made up), and the plausibility of end-of-the-world scenarios occurring in his lifetime, particularly those tied to the Western United States such as the Yellowstone Super volcano, California’s Big One, or the fault line near Seattle.

2. End-of-the-World Scenarios: Mainlining has expressed a desire for an Earth-ending event, such as the Vredefort impact structure or the Yellowstone Caldera. His poasts reflect a fascination with catastrophic events and their potential to reshape or end human civilization.

• Mainlining's Historical Structure Skepticism: Mainlining frequently expresses distrust of reconstructed historical sites, accusing archaeologists and historians of perpetuating "frauds." He argues that many such sites, including museum dinosaur fossils, are partly fabricated or inauthentic. His skepticism extends beyond historical structures to a broader critique of how history is presented to the public. This recurring theme in his posts illustrates his general distrust of institutional narratives, while also serving as fodder for the board’s dark humor and satire around authority and truth.

• Theory: There is speculation that Mainlining, Boom, and Evan39 might be the same person, given the similarities in their poasting styles and content. This theory is based on patterns in their poasts and interactions on the board. The concept is referred to by poasters as the “Holy Trinity.”

• Additional Interests and Views of Mainlining:

o Disgust with Humanity: Mainlining has repeatedly expressed disgust with humanity, yearning for catastrophic events that could reset or end human civilization. His fascination with disasters like asteroid impacts (e.g., the Vredefort impact structure), supervolcano eruptions (e.g., Yellowstone Caldera), major earthquakes (e.g., Cascadia Fault Zone), and tsunamis reveals his deep cynicism about modern society.

o Pepperoni Obsession: Mainlining harbors an unusual obsession with pepperoni, which he affectionately refers to as "pep." This was highlighted in his thread titled "Confession: Addicted to Pepperoni," where he humorously lamented his inability to quit his "pep addiction." His love for this cured meat has become a recurring joke among the board's members.

o Geographical Beliefs: Mainlining humorously or semi-seriously argues that the Midwest extends all the way to the Front Range of Colorado. This peculiar view has sparked playful debates on the board about regional identities and the arbitrary nature of geographical boundaries.

o Skepticism Toward Museum Representations: Mainlining frequently challenges the authenticity of historical reconstructions, alleging that many are fraudulent attempts by archaeologists and historians to deceive the public. His skepticism extends to museums, where he believes many displayed dinosaur fossils are partially or wholly fabricated "replicas." This critical stance reflects his broader distrust of how history is presented, adding an eccentric yet persistent element to his interactions on AutoAdmit.

o Government Distrust: Mainlining harbors deep distrust for U.S. government agencies, especially those involved in wildlife management. He is particularly critical of how these agencies report grizzly bear populations, often referring to the bears as "Grizz" and accusing officials of manipulating data for unknown purposes.

o Dislike for Hyenas and Tow Truck Drivers: In a series of poasts, Mainlining has voiced his disdain for hyenas, describing them as "gross" and "evil." This unusual animosity toward a specific animal underscores his quirky, often idiosyncratic worldview. Along with Boom, he has expressed disdain for tow truck drivers, calling them offensive names.

o Angst and Humor: Mainlining’s poasts often reflect a blend of angst and humor, as seen in statements – oddly sounding very similar to Boom’s poasting style - like "Fucking brainwa$hed lying sheep 🐑 fag$ following a bull$hit $cript." His poasts can be simultaneously aggressive, contemplative, and satirical, revealing his complex and unpredictable personality.

o Music Preferences: Mainlining has expressed a deep appreciation for certain music genres, particularly David Bowie and the album Viva La Vida by Coldplay. On the latter, he praises the production quality of Brian Eno, calling it a "varied and concise effort." His musical taste further extends to Krautrock, especially bands like Kraftwerk, which he credits with pioneering sounds that have influenced modern music.

o Biglaw LARPing Poasts: Mainlining became an established figure on the shitbort, in part, for initiating threads that parody or "LARP" (Live Action Role Playing) biglaw work culture. One of his most iconic poasts in this style, dated December 24, 2021, is titled "Fwd: URGENT: re new matter: See attached. Response due Monday. Thx.", NS instantly became a hit, spawning an enormous thread where poasters engaged in "biglaw horror LARP’ing." Poasters from all backgrounds jumped in to contribute their exaggerated or satirical versions of intense legal work environments, mimicking the stressful, high-stakes world of corporate law in over-the-top, absurd scenarios. These threads serve both as biting satire of the demanding biglaw lifestyle and as a form of catharsis for those who’ve experienced similar stressors in the legal world. Mainlining’s LARPing poasts have since become cultural staples on the board, offering a humorous escape through the absurdities of the legal profession.

o Seattle Disdain: Mainlining shares Evan39’s negative view of Seattle, often referring to it as "SeaTTTle." He voices frustration with the city’s perceived decline and social issues, especially homelessness and urban decay.

o Quotes:

 “Evan39 :) :) :) Do you $ee it yet? The Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion?”

 “ITT: *NOT FLAME* - IRL SCREENSHOT, BOOM, EVAN39, AND "CHAD" @ VEGA$”

 “It's called a Dance Party and you do it about 3 times a day.” (Mainlining poasted this on July 22, 2014 and it has since become a meme, particularly given that the wheel-chair bound man, Sean Stephenson, is now dead)

 “Fwd: URGENT: re new matter: See attached. Response due Monday. Thx.” (Original poast by Mainlining dated December 24, 2021, which quickly led to a massive thread in which poasters of all varieties engaged in “biglaw horror LARP’ing.”).

 “Tow truck fag come at me & enjoy skull shatter via wrench fag” (Mainlining’s OP dated 10/10/2023)

AutoAdmit (XO) - Comprehensive Encyclopedia Entry

Shitbort Overview (Alt version):

AutoAdmit, colloquially known as XO or the “shitbort,” is a specialized and controversial online message board that initially began as a platform centered on legal and professional discussions, later broadening its focus to include various controversial and irreverent topics. This shift reflects the board's diverse and often contentious membership. AutoAdmit is unique for its combination of serious discourse on law and society, mixed with dark humor, irreverence, and a penchant for the absurd.

As the renowned XO poaster NeumannMorgenste artfully stated circa 2024, AutoAdmit "is one of the strongest resources for law-focused undergraduates, discerning rising law students, active law students, practitioners, and retired practitioners. There's a laser focus on thoughtful advice based on real-world experience with the law and the legal field. It can get esoteric, it can get 'rare air,' at times, and it's intense, but ultimately, what bonds everyone is their shared passion for the field, for the practice of the law, and for jurisprudence writ large. There's nothing quite like it as a professional, ethical, and philosophical-spiritual resource on the internet and anyone with even a passing interest in the law should drink deeply from its font of knowledge."

Shitbort History, Evolution, Controversies, and Notable Events:

Origins:

AutoAdmit was created in the early 2000s as a forum for professionals and students, particularly in the legal field, to discuss law-related topics, career development, and personal experiences. Originally a platform for aspiring and practicing lawyers, it quickly developed a reputation for its frank, unfiltered conversations and its willingness to tackle taboo subjects.

Expansion:

As the community grew, AutoAdmit expanded its scope beyond the legal sphere, attracting members from a variety of professions and interests. Discussions began to cover a broader range of topics, including politics, technology, science, philosophy, culture, and personal anecdotes. This expansion led to a more diverse user base and a corresponding increase in the range of perspectives and personalities represented on the board.

Infamous Years and Cultural Shifts:

By the late 2000s, AutoAdmit had garnered significant media attention, not always favorable, due to its permissive moderation policies and the controversial nature of some of its content. The board became infamous for its freewheeling, anything-goes atmosphere, attracting criticism for its perceived misogyny, racism, and hostility. Nevertheless, it also cemented its status as a space for robust debate and unfiltered expression, where intellectual rigor could coexist with crude humor and aggressive rhetoric.

Modern Era:

In the 2010s and 2020s, AutoAdmit continued to evolve. While its reputation for controversy persisted, the board began to emphasize a more structured form of discourse, with users self-organizing into various cliques or "crews" (e.g., the Daycrew and NightCrew) and developing unique board-specific traditions, language, and humor.

Notable Events:

• 2007 Lawsuit (“LOLsuit”):

o Background: On June 12, 2007, two Yale Law School students filed a lawsuit against Anthony Ciolli and several anonymous AutoAdmit poasters. The case, Doe v. Ciolli, was filed in the District Court of Connecticut and cited violations of privacy, defamation, infliction of emotional distress, and copyright infringement.

o Details: The plaintiffs claimed their "character, intelligence, appearance, and sexual lives" had been trashed by the defendants. The case drew significant attention in computer and internet law circles. The plaintiffs successfully obtained subpoenas from ISPs to uncover some anonymous defendants.

o Ciolli's Counter-Suit: In March 2008, Anthony Ciolli filed his own suit against several individuals and entities, including Heide Iravani, Brittan Heller, Ross Chanin, Reputation Defender, and the law firm Keker & Van Nest. This countersuit added another layer of complexity and legal intrigue to the already contentious case, reflecting the board's often litigious culture.

• Doobs Incident:

o Background: Doobs, a college student on AutoAdmit, became notorious for gathering personal information about other poasters, contacting them without prior interaction, adding them as Facebook friends, and sharing the information he gathered to gain trust.

o Escalation: The situation escalated when Doobs' real name was revealed on the board. He attempted to gain access to Rach's master account to mass-delete threads that outed him or documented his stalking. When his request was refused, he threatened another poaster, 'bel,' via text message. Bel poasted screenshots of these texts, providing undeniable evidence of Doobs' behavior.

o Outcome: As the board turned against Doobs, many poasters found out he had shared their information without consent, leading to several long-time poasters retiring. Although Doobs denied the allegations, bel poasted gchat transcripts that contradicted his claims. Eventually, Doobs agreed to retire but continued to poast under a new moniker, deleting most threads that compiled his stalker behavior. This incident became emblematic of the board's volatile and often treacherous social dynamics.

• Charles Outing Incident: In July 2020, Blake Neff, who poasted as "CharlesXII" on AutoAdmit, was outed by CNN for his years of racist and sexist comments. Some of his notable poasts included mocking the Washington Redskins name change, commenting, "the only people who care are 'white libs and their university-‘educated’ pets'," and in response to a thread, “I wouldn’t get LASIK from an Asian for free, so no.” After the outing, Neff resigned from his role at Fox News, intensifying concerns about doxxing on the board. This incident highlighted the risks of anonymity, leading users to adopt cryptic monikers to avoid similar exposure.

Community and Culture:

• Poasters: Members of the board are known as 'poasters,' a playful adaptation of the term 'poster.' The term reflects the board's culture, where irreverence and wordplay are common. The board features a range of personalities, including long-standing members such as NeumannMorgenste, Spaceporn, RSF (a.k.a. "The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT"), j shad, toronto unit, zeke morris, Boom (a.k.a. "Young and fresh Bboooooooooom"), Evan39, scholarship, biglaw lives matter, Tommy Turdskin (a.k.a. "Tommy T"), Mainlining (a.k.a. "Mainlining" or his current moniker as of 10/15/2024 “Mahchine'ing the $ecret truth of the univer$e”), Nippon Professional Baseball, gibberish, OldHLSDude, Gay Grandpa, bloomington, "Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle," "animeboi," "Lionel Tiger," "UhOh," "FizzKidd," "hank_scorpio," "Secret Knowledge," "Lex," "Oh, you travel?," "Karlstack," "Paralegal Muhammad," "michael doodikoff," and "MASE."

• Rach and Shitbort Moderation: AutoAdmit has famously been under-moderated, and Rach, the board’s primary admin, is central to this dynamic. Rach allows a laissez-faire approach, intervening minimally to preserve the board's ethos of free speech and minimal censorship. This hands-off moderation style is key to understanding why the board can become such a contentious space. The relatively rare moments when Rach or another mod takes action are often referred to as "mod hammer," and they tend to be notable events within the community, especially when doxxing is involved.

• Reputation: AutoAdmit is known for its misanthropic tendencies, with many members adopting provocative or 'alt-right' personas. Discussions can be contentious, often characterized by dark humor, cynicism, and a mix of serious debate with irreverent banter. The board thrives on a combination of intellectual engagement and lowbrow antics, which can lead to heated exchanges, trolling, and satirical mockery.

• Free Speech and its Boundaries: AutoAdmit prominently declares itself as “the most prestigious law school discussion board in the world” and a firm supporter of "the marketplace of ideas and freedom of expression." This reflects the board’s foundational commitment to free speech, allowing for a wide-ranging, often unfiltered exchange of ideas. While the platform encourages debate on virtually any topic, poasters are still expected to self-moderate by avoiding doxxing, harassment, and rule-breaking behaviors, balancing the ethos of unrestricted expression with community standards.

• Daycrew & NightCrew:

o Daycrew: The Daycrew perceives themselves as superior to the NightCrew, considering themselves more aggressive, assertive, and intellectually rigorous. They are often described as "mean, cruel, aggressive, likely on drugs, unemployed, conservative." Their presence dominates daytime discussions, where debates are fierce and combative.

o NightCrew: Known for their more relaxed and whimsical demeanor, the NightCrew generally acknowledges that the Daycrew poasts better news articles. An example of a poaster's view on the difference is reflected in the August 28th, 2014 poast: "the night crew is a lot nicer and more chill, whimsical, even; day crew is mean, cruel, aggressive, likely on drugs, unemployed, conservative." The NightCrew provides a counterbalance to the intensity of the Daycrew, offering humor, lightheartedness, and offbeat commentary during late-night hours. The transition from DayCrew to NightCrew marks a shift from contentious debates to lighter, more whimsical conversations, though both maintain AutoAdmit's signature blend of irreverence and satire.

Common XO Practices, Themes, Jokes, and Internal References:

• Blank-Bumping: A technique used to show support for a poast by bumping it up the board without adding new content. This method is akin to a 'like' but is meant to amplify visibility and endorsement of poasts. Blank-bumping has become a cultural meme in itself, symbolizing silent agreement or approval, often without the need for further elaboration.

• Grand Proclamations: Poasters often claim they have "made it" in life or career. When sharing negative experiences, others respond with "you maed it," a humorous misspelling of "made it," highlighting the ironic detachment and self-deprecation that characterize much of the board's culture. This practice reflects the board's penchant for mocking both genuine achievement and perceived failure.

• Dance Party: A sizable portion of poasters attempt to do a "Dance Party" at least thrice daily. This practice was inspired by Mainlining's July 22, 2014 poast, which shared a video of Sean Clinch Stephenson, an American therapist, self-help author, and motivational speaker with osteogenesis imperfecta. Despite his challenges, Sean married Mindie Kniss and promoted a "Dance Party" routine. Many XO'ers adopted this routine, believing "life is meant to be silly," as quoted by Sean. The Dance Party has since become a playful tradition, symbolizing a refusal to take life too seriously.

• "I Really Like It Here": When a poaster replies to a thread heading or internal poast with "I really like it here," it usually indicates their approval of a dark or jarring preceding poast. It is an XO meme that playfully or darkly acknowledges the extremity or unexpected nature of a previous comment.

• "Maeking It" and "Maed It": This phrase is a hallmark of AutoAdmit culture, often used ironically to celebrate failures or exaggerated achievements, undercutting seriousness with dark humor. The deliberately misspelled forms "maeking it" or "maed it," refers to the concept of success—or, more frequently, the ironic or mocking acknowledgment of supposed success. The phrase is typically used either to poke fun at exaggerated claims of achievement or as a sarcastic nod to situations where someone has failed spectacularly but is humorously deemed to have "maed it" in some absurd way.

o In the early days of the board, "maeking it" was used earnestly by poasters to announce genuine career or life accomplishments, but over time, the term evolved into something more sardonic. Now, when someone recounts a particularly negative experience—whether it’s professional failure, personal embarrassment, or even absurd life challenges—other poasters will respond with "you maed it" as a form of backhanded praise, mocking the concept of success by applying it to situations that are far from ideal.

o For instance, a poaster might share an anecdote about being fired from a prestigious job or losing a significant amount of money, only for others to chime in with responses like, "Congratulations, you’ve finally maed it." The phrase encapsulates the board’s ethos of ironic detachment, where achievements and failures alike are subject to a cynical, dark-humored lens. To "maek it" on AutoAdmit is often to fall short in real life, but to be celebrated for one's failures in the distinctive, sardonic community humor of the board.

• "Just Jump": A staple phrase on AutoAdmit, embodying the board’s dark humor and nihilistic undertones. It originated from an old meme tied to giving up in the face of overwhelming challenges, but its meaning has evolved over time.

o The phrase is typically used in response to a poaster expressing frustration or despair, with "Just Jump" serving as a mockingly exaggerated suggestion to give up. It reflects the board’s irreverent attitude toward life’s difficulties, where problems are often met with humor, no matter how bleak. In these contexts, "Just Jump" essentially means, "If it’s that bad, why not go all the way?"

o However, the phrase is versatile. In some cases, it signals an acknowledgment of a problem’s absurdity, while in others, it can be a call to take a leap of faith. This dual meaning reflects AutoAdmit's unique ability to blend cynicism with moments of unexpected motivation, all wrapped in the board’s signature ironic tone.

• “CLAUSE 9.2 AND THE WAY IT WORKS WITH 7.6”: October 2015 Original Poast and Its Impact: The "CLAUSE 9.2 AND THE WAY IT WORKS WITH 7.6,” AutoAdmit thread features the original poaster including a hyperlink, directing poasters to the 1:26 minute mark of the now infamous Jones Day promotional video featuring then-Partner-in-Charge Wesley Johnson (New York Office) describing his love of “all-nighters” and being “in the zone” around 3:00 AM while reviewing legal documents.

o Poasters mocked Johnson's robotic tone and fixated on his 'dead gray blue eyes,' drawing comparisons to the White Walkers from Game of Thrones. In the YouTube video, comments curiously disabled, Wesley Johnson states, with bloodshot eyes: “and this may sound bizarre, but my best memories of the practice of law are the all-nighters. Staying up all night to a contract and at some point, starting at 3:00 in the morning, you’re ‘in the zone’ and you’re just looking at Clause 9.2 and the way it works with 7.6…and there’s an intricacy and an intellectual rigor, which is appealing, but, it’s all about the written word.”

o Direct responses in the thread include:

 On August 31, 2015, a now-scrambled moniker poasted: “the time-lapse steam coming off the skyline stock footage because they knew there was no way on earth could they go to the actual footage of his face--as mask of glee and death all at the same time--when he talks about all nighters. It was at that very moment, where someone was like "we can't go with this. he looks like palpatine." just lol.”

 On August 19, 2015, a now-scrambled moniker wrote: “this guy is a psychopath among psychopaths. he's out-psychoed all the other partners at a big nyc firm”

 On August 19, 2015, a now-scrambled moniker poasted: “on balance section 9.2 is in balance with section 7.6”

 On October 9, 2015, a now-scrambled moniker wrote: “nothing more than this has given me pause about going to law school”

 On October 27, 2015, a now-scrambled moniker responded to the poast immediately above, writing “On Balance, In Balance” hyperlinking the infamous Kirkland & Ellis Recruiting Video.

o 2006 Kirkland & Ellis Recruiting Video titled “…On The Work-Life Balance”:

 The Video and Its Context: The thread centers around a Kirkland & Ellis recruiting video from approximately 2006, titled "On The Work-Life Balance." The video features several attorneys, including Anita L. Schick, discussing the supposed balance between professional obligations and personal life in BigLaw. Users on AutoAdmit find the video ironic, considering the reality of relentless work hours in firms like Kirkland.

 The Tragic Outcome: A key focal point in the thread is the unfortunate death of Anita Schick in 2009. Schick, 27 weeks pregnant and seemingly in good health, passed away unexpectedly in her sleep, raising questions about whether overwork at Kirkland contributed to her death. This aspect of the thread sparked both sympathy and biting commentary on the demanding nature of BigLaw and its impact on personal well-being. Some poasters, while expressing sadness over her passing, also cynically point to the disconnect between Kirkland’s portrayal of a balanced life and the reality of intense workloads, with one user poignantly noting, “Oh balance, her death remains in balance.”

 Reactions and Discussion: Poaster reactions range from sincere expressions of sadness over Schick’s death to scathing critiques of the firm. Some users express shock and disgust, describing the video as emblematic of a "cultish" culture in BigLaw. One poaster commented, “These videos would be amazing evidence in a wrongful death suit against K&E.” Others engage in dark humor, referring to her as an “equity partner in heaven,” which captures the bleak resignation many feel about the sacrifices associated with prestigious legal careers.

 Recurring Themes: The thread revisits several recurring themes, including:

 Work-Life Balance: There is extensive critique on the unrealistic depiction of balance in the video, with multiple poasters arguing that no such balance exists in BigLaw.

 Overwork and Burnout: Users link the relentless billable hours and demanding culture to physical and mental health deterioration, making Schick’s story a tragic example.

 Attire and Appearances: There is also humorous commentary on the dated appearance of the video participants, including baggy suits and outdated fashion trends from the mid-2000s.

 Disillusionment with BigLaw: Several poasters lament the grueling nature of the legal profession, with one user remarking, “Man, bill 30,000 hours as a slave, then die.”

 Poaster Interactions: The thread is marked by poasters repeatedly bumping the poast to continue the discussion over several years, showing its longevity as a talking point in AutoAdmit culture. Poasters frequently provide updated links, additional context, and dark humor, all contributing to a dialogue that is equal parts satire, critique, and reflection on the realities of legal work. One user sarcastically noted, "It's a bittersweet symphony, bro," capturing the pervasive cynicism.

 Long-Term Engagement: The thread's endurance over many years, with contributions spanning nearly a decade, suggests that it has taken on a legendary status in the AutoAdmit community. Users continue to reference the video as a cautionary tale about the dangers of overwork in BigLaw and the disconnect between corporate marketing and reality.

• "The WRITTEN WORD": A satirical reflection tied to the YouTube video featuring Wesley Johnson's claim that written work is paramount in legal success. This phrase became a core part of the ongoing humor in the thread, symbolizing the drudgery of BigLaw.

• “OH, THE INTELLECTUAL RIGOR”: Another frequently invoked phrase, mocking the perceived intensity and focus that Wesley Johnson placed on trivial aspects of legal clauses, in his now infamous YouTube Jones Day video.

• "180,” “120,” "lol,” and “LJL”: Poasters often expressed agreement or amusement through these shorthand expressions. "180" became a high form of praise for especially cutting or insightful commentary, reflecting the highest LSAT score, with “120” used by poasters to indicate disapproval of a poast or thread.

• “Wait”: On AutoAdmit, the phrase "wait" is often used in response to a poaster claiming they are "done with this shithole" or announcing their "retirement" from the shitbort. “Wait” is a common reaction to these dramatic exits, signaling disbelief or mocking the cyclical nature of such declarations. Additionally, when a poaster, often in a facetious manner, claims they are about to "killself" (an AutoAdmit term for committing suicide), poasters may join the thread and response simply with "wait," adding a layer of sarcastic or dark humor to the situation. In short, the use of "wait" has become a staple of the board’s irreverent and satirical culture.

• “Of Counsel”: The "Of Counsel" meme began around 2021-2022 and has since become a staple on the shitbort. Likely initially popularized by the poaster Mainlining, the joke plays on the peculiar role and ambiguous status of an "Of Counsel" attorney in law firms. On AutoAdmit, this has spiraled into various parodic and absurd contexts where being "Of Counsel" is mocked as a position of both prestige and inconsequentiality. Original poast titles tied to the joke include:

o "HE WAS OF COUNSEL OF ROME" (referring to Caesar's comment to the kid Pharoah while visiting Egypt in HBO Rome Season 1)

o "JD Vance, Of Counsel to the President"

o "'You will not replace us,' Of Counsel sobs at summer associate welcome event"

o "1yo Of Counsel googling 2 yo isn't speaking yet"

o "Black comedian: 'Of Counsels walk like this' stiff walk 'but service partners walk like this'"

These exaggerated scenarios reflect the board's penchant for blending legal terminology with humor, poking fun at the sometimes nebulous and often glorified nature of the "Of Counsel" title in the legal world.

• New York Times Wedding Section: The board has a longstanding fascination with the New York Times Wedding section, which has been a fertile ground for XO poasters to mock and critique. This recurring theme reflects the board's interest in social and cultural commentary through a humorous and often satirical lens. It also serves as a microcosm of the board's broader critique of societal norms, elitism, and perceived pretentiousness.

• Elderly Individuals: The board often discusses the living status of elderly individuals, with particular attention to figures like Henry Kissinger (until his passing) and former U.S. President Jimmy Carter. These discussions blend morbid humor with genuine curiosity about mortality and the passage of time. Recent poasts about Carter include:

o "great hospice up here" (Jimmy Carter scaling mt everest)

o "Jimmy Carter pulling out his rock-hard 8-incher, staring at hospice lady"

• “Pep” and “Tilapia”: The "Pep" meme on AutoAdmit, started by Mainlining in 2022, humorously refers to the indulgence in simple, often exaggerated comfort foods—primarily pepperoni. Even before the shitbort’s affection for “pep,” poasters would comment on the joy of eating “Tilapia” and drinking Mountain Dew. Threads with titles like "Pepperoni crusted tilapia" and "What'$ your go to pep" mock the relentless pursuit of satisfaction through quirky food combinations. "Pep" and “Tilapia” and “Mountain Dew” have since evolved into a symbol of lighthearted escapism, often used sarcastically to highlight absurd or indulgent choices in food and lifestyle. It adds to the board’s self-deprecating humor surrounding consumer culture.

• Scrambled Moniker: For the past few years, the board’s programmed practice is to change poast usernames one-week after the poast, likely to prevent doxxing.

• So-called “Quotemos” and “Pumos”: Refers to poasters who choose essentially indecipherable monikers composed of complex or repetitive sequences of punctuation marks, often making them difficult to identify or address, even with the one-week scrambling rule in effect.

• Violating the Law of the Land: Refers to the improper behavior of outing poasters, leading to the general public learning their identities and violating their privacy.

• “Age is Flame”: A term that humorously refers to older poasters, often in a sarcastic or ironic manner. While some poasters use it to express their vitality despite being in their 40s, others invoke the term when discussing figures like Jimmy Carter, who has been in hospice for several years. It mocks the delusion of perpetual youth or jokingly embraces one’s advancing age with bravado.

AutoAdmit Poaster Profiles:

The Holy Trinity:

1. Boom (also referred to as “Bboom” or more recently “Young and fresh Bboooooooooom (Fraud@fraud.com?)”:

o Background: Shitbort’s Boom, a prominent figure on AutoAdmit, is recognized for his cryptic style, blending confrontation with dark humor. His moniker evolves frequently, yet his influence on board culture remains consistent.

o Behavior and Controversies: Boom frequently shares links related to the multinational corporation Archer-Daniels-Midland Company (ADM), suggesting that ADM’s actions may have harmed him. He has hinted that ADM's actions might have left him bald, wheelchair-bound (albeit in a pimped-out wheelchair, ghastly to most observers), and mentally impaired. This behavior suggests that he, Mainlining, or Evan39 (or even others on the shitbort rooting for some or all of the three) might take pleasure in ADM’s misfortunes or have a vendetta against the company. Boom's behavior is often characterized by a mix of cryptic comments and detailed poasts about ADM’s stock performance and strange incidents involving ADM’s properties, such as fires.

o Boom’s May 21st, 2024 poast directed to the poaster Mainlining, titled: “mainlining I'm writiing here and tell me what you think...” (title deliberately misspelled, a trademark of Boom’s poasting style); Boom’s original poast is copied and pasted below:

 I had a good loving family.. my biological dad was awful I was moved all over the world until age 5 and treated awfull at 5 I started living with my grandma and step grandfather..I was treated terrible in Kindergarten at age 5 I think people may have been jealous..my grandparents made sure I had what I need from 6-13 I always played sports outside of school and went to camps all summer and lived in hospitals growing up because my grandma was always sick..at 14 she died and I had a breakdown..I.was quiet and graduated hs early but still stayed an extra year.. my mom got sick throughout hs and my grandpa too..they were coming for me with sports and I always made it to school and was always in hospitals and played as many pick up games as I could..at 17-18 I left hs and then it all went to shit..I.had no clue and hated the crap hole place I was living worked 2 jobs and went to college in the area..my family was sick so I didn't get to go to the ivy or other schools I got into.. at 20 I starting dated and have only used interney since then I never made many friend and my family all died my gpa in 08 my grandma at 14 years...I was working, school, got chem eng degree from 18-22 company tossed me out at 26 now am 30 and have been fighting them since..I am totally lost now what should I do? I have 5 vehicles with stuff inside, 5 storage lockers full of stuff and apt full of stuff also a cabin, 2 homes and yard a hidden safe some bank accounts, cds, old $ and coins and some uncashed checks..what did I do wrong and what should I have done and what can I do yet? This is the shortest version.

o Boom Car Wash, LLC: Boom and other poasters routinely acknowledge the company called “Boom CarWash, LLC” in poasts, adding another layer to his complex persona. This entity appears to be part of Boom’s ongoing narrative or personal branding efforts. In May 2023, Denver-based news articles indicated that Boom CarWash LLC had purchased Denver’s historic, family run Lake Steam Baths on West Colfax for $ million. (Curiously, “BOOM CARWASH LLC” is a Colorado Limited-Liability Company filed on August 12, 2022. The company's filing status is listed as Good Standing and its File Number is 20221782864).

o Gambling Views: Over the years, Boom has expressed contradictory views on gambling, showing fascination with it and mentioning his love for Vegas, which he sometimes refers to as "Vega$,” along with other locations such as Cripple Creek in Colorado. For example, he once poasted the subject line: "Sports fraud now is weird gambling 😭😞 fraud 😞🤥." Additionally, he has poasted: "Hit up some casinos..mined for gold in Rockies! Now chilling in Denver(Boom)."

o Notable Poasts: One of his most famous poasts was about a decade ago when he stated: "I want to be hit on the head with a baseball bat on live TV."

o Early Criticisms: In his earlier years, Boom repeatedly lambasted sports as fraudulent, using terms like "sporTTT" (the three T's representing "third tier shithole" law schools).

o Key Characteristics: Boom's poasts are often enigmatic, blending humor, sarcasm, and social commentary. He frequently mentions age as a positive attribute, using phrases like "age is flame," and has a strong disdain for modern tattoos. He also claims to be a victim of the corporation ADM, although this is likely satirical.

o Quotes:

 "I'm 84 years old&bald am a billionaire Seattle lawyer poast as boom/main/evan39 etc."

 "I'm going to kill myself in a grizzly bear attack on Pay-Per-View."

 "I want to be hit on the head with a baseball bat on live TV."

 “It's all complete fraud, scams and dumb luck” (October 15, 2024 at 11:19 PM)

 “Tow truck frauds and rent a cops need beatings also truckers and cabbies” (Boom OP, dated 06/18/18, with body content: “All trash.”

 “I will use my 50 caliber on you Fraud tow driver or just a close range shotgun b” (Boom OP, dated 10/15/18, with body content finishing the thread title “Low to your face.”)

2. Evan39:

o Background: Evan39 is known for his purported role as a grocery store worker, although many suspect he is actually a high-profile Seattle-based lawyer, likely at Perkins Coie’s Seattle office. He professes to be gay, which he occasionally references in his interactions. His poasts often include fake articles and complaints about societal issues.

o Key Characteristics: Evan39 frequently interacts with the poasters Boom and Mainlining, and often responds to poasters with phrases like "Hdy" or "How dare you!" His contributions often touch on issues of homelessness and his perceived role in society.

o Fake News Article Excerpts: A hallmark of Evan39's poasting style involves creating fake excerpts from supposed news articles, often just a few paragraphs long, which he presents in a deadpan manner before often linking to a fabricated or misleading source. These fake articles typically cover exaggerated or absurd topics, such as bizarre social issues or conspiracies, designed to either bait other poasters into engaging with the content or add a layer of humor to an ongoing thread. The links, of course, never lead to real articles but instead reinforce Evan39's penchant for satire and mischief, further cementing his reputation as a master troll.

 A prime example occurred with Evan39’s response to Mainlining’s January 26th, 2022 11:19 AM original poast titled “Chuck McGill (in his prime) v. 1 Howard Hamlin and 1 Cliff Main both in prime” - Evan39 responded approximately just 10 minutes later with the following:

 "The courtroom falls silent as Chuck McGill walks in, throwing aside the oaken doors. Across the audience in hushed tones little phrases burble forth--"That's Chuck McGill." "I heard he single handedly--" "Did you know he achieved an en banc reversal of--" "They say he led Chevron back from the brink." "I watched him reduce a PhD from Harvard down to--" The judge's eyes light on him. "Mr. McGill. It's a pleasure to have you in this courtroom. I hope we serve as an appropriately honorable forum for your proceeding." He clears his throat and in dulcet honeytones responds: "The pleasure is mine, your honor. I'm here in the name of justice. Nothing more or less." A smatter of applause percolate up from the assembly, others joining in, growing now into a roar. People rise to their feet. One man, a middle-aged father in an Adidas jersey bearing the name of some peregrine "football" club, shouts out in exultation "Long live Chuck McGill! Long live the Empire of Law!"

o Quotes:

 "Yes friend very $ick and $ad on men and women both! All look like trash :(."

 “Yes friend I $ee the way ahead. It's the "only" way.” (September 23, 2024 poast, responding within Mainlining’s 9/23/2024 poast titled “evan ...Open your eyes” with Mainlining’s OP simply stating “Open them or the Mahchine will staple your eyelids to your forehead.”

 “Stayed in a filthy prole motel (evan39)” - Evan39 poast dated 07/26/2015, with Evan39’s original poast body content copied and pasted below:

 I took a short road trip the other day and was stunned to find that every hotel for miles was booked solid. I thought about sleeping in my car, but finally found a cheap motel that had exactly one room available. I checked in and found that it was dirty, with stains on the sheets, floor, and even the curtains. How the fuck do stains get on curtains? In any event, I went to sleep.

 I thought I was dreaming, but woke up to find that some guy was actually trying to open my door. I watched him through the peephole and was about to call the police. He finally left, and I was completely terrified. Suddenly, the turdskin at the front desk called and said that he had "accidentally" given my room to someone else. What kind of fucked up motel gives your room to someone else? This one, apparently. He told me that I could stay, and I assumed the worst was over for the night. Wrong!

 Less than an hour after that fiasco, I heard a prole couple fighting in the hallway right outside my door. The chick was crying and the guy started yelling. It seems that she had "cheated" with someone else, and now all hell was breaking loose. The fighting continued and before long they were in the parking lot yelling and screaming some more. I watched the guy drive off in a shitty car, but got scared when he returned and just sat outside my room for several minutes; I could hear the chick sobbing. To add to the general insanity of the night, another couple upstairs was having loud, almost violent sex for what seemed like hours.

 I woke up early the next morning and the guy at the counter offered me some nasty donuts and coffee. I declined and got the hell out of there.

3. Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Universe (a.k.a. "Mainlining" or his current moniker as of 10/15/2024 “Mahchine'ing the $ecret truth of the univer$e”):

o Background: Long-standing, decade-plus poaster, known for his interactions with Boom and Evan39, poasts about climbing mountains, fascination with grizzly bears, “fraudulent” historical structures (often discusses his disdain for historical structures, believing many to be fraudulent reconstructions or simply made up), and the plausibility of end-of-the-world scenarios occurring in his lifetime, particularly those tied to the Western United States such as the Yellowstone Super volcano, California’s Big One, or the fault line near Seattle.

o End-of-the-World Scenarios: Mainlining has expressed a desire for an Earth-ending event, such as the Vredefort impact structure or the Yellowstone Caldera. His poasts reflect a fascination with catastrophic events and their potential to reshape or end human civilization.

 Mainlining's Historical Structure Skepticism: Mainlining frequently expresses distrust of reconstructed historical sites, accusing archaeologists and historians of perpetuating "frauds." He argues that many such sites, including museum dinosaur fossils, are partly fabricated or inauthentic. His skepticism extends beyond historical structures to a broader critique of how history is presented to the public. This recurring theme in his posts illustrates his general distrust of institutional narratives, while also serving

4o mini

You said:

Continue

ChatGPT said:

ChatGPT

to highlight his penchant for intellectual debate and inquiry. Mainlining's skepticism often invites spirited discussions among other poasters, who sometimes challenge or engage with his views, creating a dynamic interplay of ideas.

• Philosophical Engagement: Mainlining often delves into philosophical discussions, examining the nature of truth, reality, and the human condition. His interactions with Boom and Evan39 frequently explore existential themes, creating a unique blend of humor, absurdity, and deep contemplation. Mainlining's style often combines intellectual rigor with dark humor, making him a thought-provoking presence on the board.

• Quotes:

o "If you believe everything you read in the papers, you're already doomed."

o "The only true history is the one that's buried, forgotten, or never recorded."

o “The mountains are a lie. They're just piles of dirt pretending to be something they're not.”

o "The last thing we need is more proof that humans are as fragile as our history suggests."

Community Dynamics and Cultural Nuances:

• Evolving Humor Styles: The humor on AutoAdmit has evolved over the years, blending dark humor with absurdity and self-deprecation. Many poasters engage in "trolling" as a form of humor, often pushing the boundaries of acceptable discourse to elicit strong reactions. The interplay of irony, satire, and genuine reflection creates a rich tapestry of interactions that defines the AutoAdmit culture.

• Influence of Social Media: The rise of social media platforms has influenced the dynamics on AutoAdmit, with poasters increasingly referencing Twitter, Reddit, and other platforms in their discussions. This blending of online cultures has led to a cross-pollination of ideas, humor, and memes, further enriching the board's content.

• Camaraderie and Rivalries: Despite the contentious nature of many discussions, a sense of camaraderie exists among poasters. Long-standing rivalries, such as between Boom and Evan39, often serve as a source of entertainment and engagement, with other members frequently weighing in to offer support, critique, or humorous commentary.

Legacy and Influence:

• Impact on Legal Discourse: AutoAdmit has played a significant role in shaping discussions about legal education, the profession, and societal issues. The board's irreverent approach to serious topics has inspired many legal professionals and students to engage in candid conversations about their experiences and perspectives.

• Cultural Commentary: The board serves as a lens through which broader societal trends can be examined. Discussions often touch on themes such as elitism, privilege, societal decay, and the absurdities of modern life. Through humor and critique, AutoAdmit provides a unique perspective on the challenges and contradictions of contemporary existence.

• Future of AutoAdmit: As the board continues to evolve, its legacy as a space for unfiltered discourse, humor, and community engagement will likely endure. The interplay of diverse perspectives, irreverent humor, and deep introspection ensures that AutoAdmit remains a dynamic and influential force within the online legal and social landscape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658505&forum_id=2...id.#48513280)

Ask it how many politicians poast here and how influential we are relative to other shit social media and also ask it how striver that question is and if it's on brand for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658505&forum_id=2...id.#48513283)

Introducing AuthorMatch: Revolutionizing Content Discovery and Connection

Overview:

In today’s fast-paced, multi-platform world, content creators are everywhere, sharing their ideas, passions, and expertise across blogs, social media, podcasts, videos, and beyond. But how do you ensure that you’re never missing a beat from your favorite creators, no matter where they post? Meet AuthorMatch, the cutting-edge solution designed to help users seamlessly discover, track, and engage with content from the same creator across multiple platforms. Whether you’re a fan, a researcher, or a business seeking influencer partnerships, AuthorMatch empowers you to follow the voices that matter most, in one unified experience.

How It Works:

AuthorMatch harnesses the power of advanced machine learning and natural language processing to detect and analyze an author’s unique style—looking beyond simple keywords to deeply understand their vocabulary, sentence structure, tone, and even timestamps of their content. By mapping these elements to create a detailed “digital fingerprint,” AuthorMatch can instantly recognize and link related content, even across disparate platforms like Twitter, Medium, LinkedIn, YouTube, Instagram, and more.

Here’s what sets AuthorMatch apart:

1. Cross-Platform Tracking:

AuthorMatch connects the dots across blogs, social media, forums, podcasts, videos, and other online spaces. If your favorite creator posts on five different platforms, you’ll receive all their updates in one place, in real time—without the need to manually search through each.

2. Content Synching:

Stay updated with a smart feed that pulls all the latest content from the creators you follow, whether it’s a tweet, a new blog entry, or a live stream. The technology prioritizes notifications based on relevance, frequency, and the type of content, so you’re always in the know, without overwhelming alerts.

3. Customizable Alerts:

Don’t just get notifications for every post—choose what matters most. Set up personalized alerts for specific keywords, topics, or types of content, and receive notifications when your favorite creator shares something new that fits your interests. Whether it’s a new article about tech, a podcast episode on philosophy, or an Instagram post about a new project, AuthorMatch curates your feed to fit your preferences.

4. Creator Insights:

Not just for fans—AuthorMatch is also a powerful tool for content creators, businesses, and researchers. Gain insights into a creator’s publishing behavior, the platforms they frequent, and the topics they engage with most. For businesses or marketing teams, AuthorMatch provides a detailed view of influencer activity, making it easier to spot the right partnerships and track the impact of marketing campaigns.

5. Smart Search:

Discover new creators who share similar writing styles and topics by using our intuitive “style match” search. If you like one creator’s tone or content focus, AuthorMatch will recommend others whose voice matches or complements theirs, making it easier to build your content ecosystem and expand your personal or brand network.

6. Seamless Integration:

AuthorMatch integrates effortlessly into your daily browsing experience. Whether through a browser extension, mobile app, or website widget, stay connected and updated without disrupting your workflow. View content from multiple platforms in a clean, unified interface that saves you time and effort.

Why It Matters:

In an age where information is abundant and creators are prolific, it’s easy to miss important updates, valuable insights, or exciting new projects. AuthorMatch solves this problem by bringing content from different sources together, allowing users to maintain an ongoing connection with the creators they care about most—without having to search across platforms or filter through irrelevant content.

For creators, AuthorMatch amplifies visibility, allowing them to reach a more dedicated and engaged audience who wants to follow them across all their digital spaces. By increasing discoverability and engagement, creators can build stronger, more lasting relationships with their communities.

The Opportunity:

AuthorMatch opens up new possibilities for content curation, discovery, and engagement. It’s a tool not just for users but for brands, influencers, and marketing agencies seeking smarter, more efficient ways to engage with their target audiences. The demand for efficient content management tools has never been higher, and AuthorMatch is poised to be the first-of-its-kind solution that brings true cross-platform content discovery to the masses.

Next Steps:

• Build out advanced algorithms for content analysis and fingerprinting.

• Integrate with major social media and content platforms (Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, etc.).

• Develop both web-based and mobile applications to deliver seamless user experiences.

• Incorporate social sharing and creator tools to encourage network building and collaboration.

Target Market:

• End Users: Fans, followers, readers, researchers, and anyone looking to keep up with their favorite creators across platforms.

• Businesses/Marketers: Brands looking for influencer partnerships and marketing teams seeking cross-platform content tracking.

• Content Creators: Bloggers, vloggers, podcasters, authors, and social media influencers aiming to grow their audience and engagement across multiple platforms.

Conclusion:

AuthorMatch is more than just a tool—it’s the key to unlocking the full potential of the creator economy. By seamlessly connecting audiences with content across platforms, it creates a richer, more engaging experience for both users and creators. We are building a future where discovering and engaging with content is effortless, intelligent, and tailored to your preferences—one where the digital ecosystem feels more connected and personal than ever before.

Are you ready to never miss a message again? Join us in bringing AuthorMatch to life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658505&forum_id=2...id.#48513340)

????????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5658505&forum_id=2...id.#48519989)