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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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trip abusive doctorate spot
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Glittery violet masturbator becky
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
trip abusive doctorate spot
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Glittery violet masturbator becky
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
trip abusive doctorate spot
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
vigorous house-broken candlestick maker cruise ship
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
trip abusive doctorate spot
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sepia shrine pervert
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Irradiated vermilion mad-dog skullcap
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fuchsia antidepressant drug
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vigorous house-broken candlestick maker cruise ship
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know-it-all location
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
fuchsia antidepressant drug
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Glittery violet masturbator becky
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
fuchsia antidepressant drug
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
trip abusive doctorate spot
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
fuchsia antidepressant drug
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Glittery violet masturbator becky
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
trip abusive doctorate spot
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
fuchsia antidepressant drug
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Stimulating Silver Associate
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
fuchsia antidepressant drug
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Razzle church building
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Adventurous garrison fortuitous meteor
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Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Contagious Kitchen Water Buffalo
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Mind-boggling Rigor Ticket Booth
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
bearded bawdyhouse
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
big cyan state
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
drunken national security agency hell
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
trip abusive doctorate spot
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Stimulating Silver Associate
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
trip abusive doctorate spot
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
drunken national security agency hell
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Stimulating Silver Associate
  07/07/25
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Swollen Field
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
drunken national security agency hell
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
bearded bawdyhouse
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Stimulating Silver Associate
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Swollen Field
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
drunken national security agency hell
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Swollen Field
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
drunken national security agency hell
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
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so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
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most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
drunken national security agency hell
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Contagious Kitchen Water Buffalo
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Swollen Field
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trip abusive doctorate spot
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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fuchsia antidepressant drug
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Swollen Field
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trip abusive doctorate spot
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Underhanded Spectacular Double Fault Laser Beams
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
galvanic sapphire point
  07/11/25
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trip abusive doctorate spot
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
disco fries
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: trip abusive doctorate spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Glittery violet masturbator becky

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: trip abusive doctorate spot

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Glittery violet masturbator becky

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: trip abusive doctorate spot

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: vigorous house-broken candlestick maker cruise ship

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: trip abusive doctorate spot

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: sepia shrine pervert



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Irradiated vermilion mad-dog skullcap

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: fuchsia antidepressant drug



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: vigorous house-broken candlestick maker cruise ship



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: diverse liquid oxygen ceo



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Contagious Kitchen Water Buffalo



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Vibrant Scourge Upon The Earth Coldplay Fan



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: big cyan state



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Jet Electric Furnace Main People



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Swollen Field



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Marvelous cowardly old irish cottage



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Alcoholic soul-stirring home



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: galvanic sapphire point



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Haunting Mauve Heaven Newt



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored Resort



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: know-it-all location



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: fuchsia antidepressant drug

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Glittery violet masturbator becky

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: fuchsia antidepressant drug

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: trip abusive doctorate spot

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: fuchsia antidepressant drug

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Glittery violet masturbator becky

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: trip abusive doctorate spot

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: fuchsia antidepressant drug

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Stimulating Silver Associate

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: fuchsia antidepressant drug

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Razzle church building

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Adventurous garrison fortuitous meteor

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang ( )



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Contagious Kitchen Water Buffalo

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Rigor Ticket Booth

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: bearded bawdyhouse

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: big cyan state

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: drunken national security agency hell

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: trip abusive doctorate spot

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Stimulating Silver Associate

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: trip abusive doctorate spot

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: drunken national security agency hell

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Stimulating Silver Associate

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Swollen Field



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: drunken national security agency hell

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: bearded bawdyhouse

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Stimulating Silver Associate

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Swollen Field

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: drunken national security agency hell

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Swollen Field

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: drunken national security agency hell

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: drunken national security agency hell

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Contagious Kitchen Water Buffalo



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Swollen Field

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: trip abusive doctorate spot



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Magenta black woman center

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: fuchsia antidepressant drug



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Swollen Field



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: trip abusive doctorate spot



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Underhanded Spectacular Double Fault Laser Beams

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: galvanic sapphire point

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: trip abusive doctorate spot



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49099235)