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Hypo: $5 million if you can beat 1 player from each NFL team in fist fight

You choose the player, anyone from roster / practice squad ...
Dead tanning salon
  01/04/25
its not even worth it for 32 fistfights with random people l...
mind-boggling demanding sanctuary
  01/04/25
I could beat 32 random Hmongs
Dead tanning salon
  01/04/25
Easy. I'll just take the oldest kicker on each team and ins...
Poppy nudist house fat ankles
  01/04/25
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brindle wagecucks
  01/04/25
This is a stupid hypo. Not many people here would have a sh...
concupiscible international law enforcement agency ticket booth
  01/04/25
Im a pretty strong dude and i used to box so I'd probably fu...
Dead tanning salon
  01/04/25
I really doubt it, but I wish you were right
Sooty swollen theater stage
  01/04/25
*grabs popcorn and settles in*
Supple market
  01/04/25
Absolutely not possible. These people are a different specie...
Sooty swollen theater stage
  01/04/25
this is more doable than first glance. average nfl kicker is...
rusted indecent point
  01/04/25
that's not enough money in 2025 you faggy gen xer
Ruddy Laughsome Multi-billionaire Hominid
  01/04/25
You can keep working afterwards kike
Dead tanning salon
  01/05/25
Define beat
topaz sweet tailpipe home
  01/04/25
Sure, I’d just pick the goalie from each team. Goalies...
unhinged mauve kitty cat
  01/04/25
lol, name an NFL goalie.
zombie-like provocative double fault place of business
  01/05/25
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Supple market
  04/10/25


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Date: January 4th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Dead tanning salon

You choose the player, anyone from roster / practice squad

Could you do it?



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Date: January 4th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling demanding sanctuary

its not even worth it for 32 fistfights with random people lol

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Date: January 4th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Dead tanning salon

I could beat 32 random Hmongs

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Date: January 4th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Poppy nudist house fat ankles

Easy. I'll just take the oldest kicker on each team and insist that two strikes qualifies to meet this definition of "beat"

verb

1.

strike (a person or an animal) repeatedly and violently so as to hurt or injure them

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Date: January 4th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: brindle wagecucks



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Date: January 4th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: concupiscible international law enforcement agency ticket booth

This is a stupid hypo. Not many people here would have a shot in just a single fight against one NFL player of their choice. Who’s it going to be? Jason Peters (oldest including practice squads)? Aaron Rodgers (oldest active)? Matt Prater or Nick Folk (oldest kickers)?

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Date: January 4th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Dead tanning salon

Im a pretty strong dude and i used to box so I'd probably fuck up most kickers and a decent amount of backup QBs too. Also some long snappers can be pussies. Then some of these corners and WRs are bitchy little twinks too. I'd have this player holding my inside out pants pocket everywhere we went https://x.com/ramsnfl/status/1864467448290005372?s=46

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Date: January 4th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Sooty swollen theater stage

I really doubt it, but I wish you were right

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Date: January 4th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Supple market

*grabs popcorn and settles in*

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Date: January 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Sooty swollen theater stage

Absolutely not possible. These people are a different species from us.

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Date: January 4th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: rusted indecent point

this is more doable than first glance. average nfl kicker is 6'0 200lbs and not super athletic. but how long between fights are we doing? if it's not at least a week between each fight, you're gonna get exhausted.

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Date: January 4th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Ruddy Laughsome Multi-billionaire Hominid

that's not enough money in 2025 you faggy gen xer

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Date: January 5th, 2025 2:24 AM
Author: Dead tanning salon

You can keep working afterwards kike

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Date: January 4th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: topaz sweet tailpipe home

Define beat

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Date: January 4th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: unhinged mauve kitty cat

Sure, I’d just pick the goalie from each team. Goalies can’t scrap.(RSF will back me up on this)

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Date: January 5th, 2025 2:29 AM
Author: zombie-like provocative double fault place of business

lol, name an NFL goalie.

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Date: April 10th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Supple market



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