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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Fantasy-prone lavender parlor karate
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Floppy point
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Salmon Theater Stage
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
mahogany racy rehab
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Fantasy-prone lavender parlor karate
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
mahogany racy rehab
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Pearly hominid
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Pearly hominid
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The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
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Vivacious range
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Trip Elite Address Antidepressant Drug
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
gaped macaca
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Trip Elite Address Antidepressant Drug
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
mahogany racy rehab
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
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learning disabled casino
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It's both
indecent reading party chapel
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Bonkers plaza indirect expression
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Ocher clown
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Provocative chocolate indian lodge
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Floppy point
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
burgundy foreskin
  06/27/25
lmfao
gaped macaca
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
sick volcanic crater
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Bonkers plaza indirect expression
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
sick volcanic crater
  06/27/25
lmao
Pearly hominid
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
mahogany racy rehab
  06/27/25
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low-t walnut pisswyrm laser beams
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It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Pearly hominid
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
at-the-ready charismatic stage people who are hurt
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Pearly hominid
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Trip Elite Address Antidepressant Drug
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
at-the-ready charismatic stage people who are hurt
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Trip Elite Address Antidepressant Drug
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Bonkers plaza indirect expression
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
sick volcanic crater
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Pearly hominid
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Bonkers plaza indirect expression
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Thriller trailer park
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TiTscR
multi-colored candlestick maker
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Fantasy-prone lavender parlor karate
  06/27/25
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Fantasy-prone lavender parlor karate
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Ocher clown
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
thirsty histrionic market
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
plum nursing home
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Abnormal splenetic stock car
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Mind-boggling Useless Faggot Firefighter Temple
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
thirsty histrionic market
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
zippy amber locus
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Provocative chocolate indian lodge
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It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Pearly hominid
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Mind-boggling Useless Faggot Firefighter Temple
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
thirsty histrionic market
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lavender parlor karate



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Floppy point

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Salmon Theater Stage



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: mahogany racy rehab

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lavender parlor karate

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: mahogany racy rehab

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal galvanic mood masturbator



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Bonkers plaza indirect expression



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Pearly hominid



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Pearly hominid



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Nofapping talented location preventive strike

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Vivacious range



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Trip Elite Address Antidepressant Drug

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: gaped macaca

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Trip Elite Address Antidepressant Drug

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: mahogany racy rehab

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Trip Elite Address Antidepressant Drug

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: learning disabled casino



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: indecent reading party chapel

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Bonkers plaza indirect expression



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Ocher clown

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Provocative chocolate indian lodge

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Floppy point

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: burgundy foreskin

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: gaped macaca

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: sick volcanic crater

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Bonkers plaza indirect expression

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: sick volcanic crater

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Pearly hominid

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: mahogany racy rehab

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: low-t walnut pisswyrm laser beams



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Pearly hominid

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic stage people who are hurt

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Pearly hominid

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Trip Elite Address Antidepressant Drug

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: at-the-ready charismatic stage people who are hurt

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Trip Elite Address Antidepressant Drug

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Bonkers plaza indirect expression

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: sick volcanic crater

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Pearly hominid

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Bonkers plaza indirect expression

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Thriller trailer park

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: multi-colored candlestick maker

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lavender parlor karate

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lavender parlor karate



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Ocher clown

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: thirsty histrionic market

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: plum nursing home

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Abnormal splenetic stock car

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Useless Faggot Firefighter Temple

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: thirsty histrionic market

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: zippy amber locus

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Provocative chocolate indian lodge

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Pearly hominid

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Useless Faggot Firefighter Temple

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: thirsty histrionic market

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055482)