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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Exciting crusty new version
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Heady foreskin
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Exciting crusty new version
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Heady foreskin
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Exciting crusty new version
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Lake pontificating pit really tough guy
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
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trip spruce party of the first part
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fishy brunch
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Thriller newt locale
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Heady foreskin
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Thriller newt locale
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Exciting crusty new version
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Thriller newt locale
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Heady foreskin
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Exciting crusty new version
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Thriller newt locale
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
lascivious mustard location scourge upon the earth
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Thriller newt locale
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Disrespectful plaza
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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fishy brunch
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Cracking parlour
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Stirring Friendly Grandma
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Excitant topaz cruise ship
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
brindle exhilarant windowlicker
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
cheese-eating passionate step-uncle's house
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Exciting crusty new version
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
lascivious mustard location scourge upon the earth
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Exciting crusty new version
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
cheese-eating passionate step-uncle's house
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
lascivious mustard location scourge upon the earth
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bipolar toilet seat
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
cheese-eating passionate step-uncle's house
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cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Excitant topaz cruise ship
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
lascivious mustard location scourge upon the earth
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I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
bipolar toilet seat
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
cheese-eating passionate step-uncle's house
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
bipolar toilet seat
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
cheese-eating passionate step-uncle's house
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
bipolar toilet seat
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
cheese-eating passionate step-uncle's house
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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No 40k for you
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Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Exciting crusty new version
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based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
French main people
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
electric hominid
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Exciting crusty new version
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Aqua seedy blood rage kitty cat
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Exciting crusty new version



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Heady foreskin

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Exciting crusty new version

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Heady foreskin

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Exciting crusty new version

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Lake pontificating pit really tough guy

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Exciting crusty new version

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: trip spruce party of the first part



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: comical glassy useless brakes

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Thriller newt locale



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Lake pontificating pit really tough guy



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Laughsome territorial sex offender shrine



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Cracking parlour



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Big jade box office



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant windowlicker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Buff University Mad Cow Disease



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: bipolar toilet seat



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: glittery unholy keepsake machete



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Cerebral tantric station



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: electric hominid



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: magical primrose area dysfunction



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Effete Faggot Firefighter



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: fishy brunch



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Thriller newt locale

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Heady foreskin

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Thriller newt locale

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Exciting crusty new version

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Thriller newt locale

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Heady foreskin

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Exciting crusty new version

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Thriller newt locale

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: lascivious mustard location scourge upon the earth

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Thriller newt locale

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Disrespectful plaza

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy charismatic space electric furnace

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: fishy brunch



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Cracking parlour

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Stirring Friendly Grandma

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Excitant topaz cruise ship

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: brindle exhilarant windowlicker

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: cheese-eating passionate step-uncle's house

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Exciting crusty new version

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: lascivious mustard location scourge upon the earth

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Exciting crusty new version

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: cheese-eating passionate step-uncle's house

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: lascivious mustard location scourge upon the earth

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: bipolar toilet seat



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: cheese-eating passionate step-uncle's house

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Excitant topaz cruise ship

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: lascivious mustard location scourge upon the earth

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: bipolar toilet seat

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: cheese-eating passionate step-uncle's house

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: bipolar toilet seat

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: cheese-eating passionate step-uncle's house

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: bipolar toilet seat

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: cheese-eating passionate step-uncle's house

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: cheese-eating passionate step-uncle's house

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Cracking parlour



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: bipolar toilet seat

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Exciting crusty new version



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: aquamarine aggressive ape

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Thriller newt locale



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: bipolar toilet seat



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Exciting crusty new version



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: French main people

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: electric hominid

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Exciting crusty new version



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Aqua seedy blood rage kitty cat

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49099235)