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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:07 PM
Author: hairless heady location candlestick maker

"So ju are dating my roommate Tessa?" she asks you. "Are ju guys serious?"

You look at her. Your girlfriend stepped out to get coffee and you expect her back at any moment.

"Yeah, um, Tessa's great."

Sandy raises her eyebrows at this, still pretending to look for something in the pile of laundry. She bends over farther. There is a hint of cheek under the towel.

"I think Tessa borrowed my, how you say, my jumper... I dont know why. She's so flat, it barely fits her, right?" she says.

You swallow. She stands back up and faces you. "Do ju like that? Flat girls? Or ju like curves?"

Her grip on the towel is hesitant. She's waiting for your answer.

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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:10 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:10 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:11 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:39 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:11 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:32 PM
Author: hairless heady location candlestick maker

Three things happen entirely at once. The towel drops, the door behind you swings open, and Sandy's two dark brown nipples stare at you. They become twin focal points of the entire room. Of the entire city of Boston.

You, and Tessa behind you, stare dumbfounded at her big cinnamon tits.

"My towel break," she shrugs to Tessa, stepping across the small room completely naked. Her body drips water onto the dorm room floor and the piles of laundry, her hand reaches out to give your penis a clandestine, firm squeeze as she goes by.

In the exact moment she grips your cock, through your college khakis, her wild dark eyes make contact with yours, and then she passes. Out of the room, into another. Out of your life.

"Starbucks downstairs was out of fucking pumpkin," Tessa breaks the silence. "Let's Uber to the one on Beacon. Come on, Im fucking starving."

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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:42 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2021 6:00 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2021 10:42 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:00 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:04 PM
Author: titillating mental disorder heaven

Plot hole: Uber wasn’t in Boston until after AOC graduated

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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:10 PM
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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:36 AM
Author: Dead Bossy Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42111589)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 7:09 AM
Author: outnumbered community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42112127)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: curious citrine selfie theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42112571)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:26 AM
Author: galvanic slate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42112584)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: tan startling range potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42114354)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 6:55 PM
Author: Chocolate school keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42115675)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 8:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42116240)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: electric chad coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42116248)



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Date: March 22nd, 2021 10:14 AM
Author: hairless heady location candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42145377)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:07 PM
Author: Apoplectic chest-beating church mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42234136)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Sienna Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42234186)



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Date: May 5th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Apoplectic chest-beating church mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42405503)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 8:53 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#43075043)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:19 AM
Author: cocky aquamarine address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#43075374)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: amber soul-stirring center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#43075393)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: Apoplectic chest-beating church mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#44345766)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 5:20 PM
Author: vigorous karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#44517037)



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Date: July 13th, 2023 8:38 AM
Author: Bearded contagious masturbator headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#46542369)



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Date: July 13th, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy pit son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#46542682)



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Date: July 16th, 2024 11:36 AM
Author: Bright trust fund office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#47851459)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:48 PM
Author: pungent crackhouse police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#47868068)



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Date: July 29th, 2024 3:34 PM
Author: Provocative menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#47905826)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Exciting point reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#48465049)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: henna feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#49074088)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#49606740)



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Date: April 6th, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: Useless bateful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42234123)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:39 PM
Author: Judgmental cordovan jap

love “your college khakis”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#44346055)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: seedy indian lodge electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#47868218)



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Date: December 22nd, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Jet flirting private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#45675278)



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Date: July 29th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: Dull milk

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#47905532)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:12 PM
Author: shaky step-uncle's house turdskin

very well-crafted title and OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42108881)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Honey-headed Self-centered Patrolman

tweet this to @AOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42109001)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Chestnut Dopamine Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42111229)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:13 PM
Author: hairraiser corner

This is very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42108889)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 4:21 PM
Author: crystalline filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42108928)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:54 PM
Author: Glassy pea-brained lay

I can never get into these because it’s obvious that she’s a native English speaker and her Spanish is shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42109418)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 5:58 PM
Author: hairraiser corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42109438)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:27 PM
Author: Gold histrionic black woman boiling water

Sometimes she has an accent

https://youtu.be/-J8PJfvGzWg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42111288)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Azure native

Truly sick people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42111656)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:56 AM
Author: Judgmental cordovan jap

I DONT FEEL NO WAYS TIRED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42111671)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 1:01 AM
Author: Azure native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42111689)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Harsh smoky parlor really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#44849845)



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Date: July 13th, 2023 8:16 AM
Author: naked brethren deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#46542348)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Harsh smoky parlor really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#44849846)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 6:00 PM
Author: stirring rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42109447)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: Deranged nudist library

a wonderful op, the only problem is she has no accent. that thing she's putting on right now in public is her trying to have an accent. she's basically a white girl from westchester.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42111205)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:18 PM
Author: 180 primrose dilemma juggernaut

Next you're gonna tell me Sotomayor doesn't moonlight at Sbarro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42111257)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Deranged nudist library

it works better with her because she looks a little more wetback. aoc has sharp features.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42111277)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:50 AM
Author: Judgmental cordovan jap

There is a well established xo canon of AOC poasts where she is a true blue wetback. It’s an enjoyable fiction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42111650)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 2:54 PM
Author: crystalline filthpig

Is it in the Sbarro Sonia universe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42114224)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 3:12 PM
Author: Judgmental cordovan jap

Makes sense that it would be, maybe we’ll see some cross over in the future!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42114349)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 6:40 PM
Author: Deranged nudist library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42115588)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: electric chad coffee pot

Welcome to the AutoAdmit Cinematic Universe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42116255)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Apoplectic chest-beating church mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#44345771)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: red corn cake institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#49074051)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:08 PM
Author: Jade razzle codepig

you don't get to see a hint of cheek under the towell without seeing the full taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42111214)



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Date: March 15th, 2021 11:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed Self-centered Patrolman

https://media.giphy.com/media/43LnbtgXbQyquKIlTX/giphy.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42111234)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 12:52 AM
Author: Azure native

Knew exactly what this would be and it’s worth the click every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42111660)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:19 AM
Author: Maize locus

“My towel break”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42112534)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:27 AM
Author: Silver shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42112590)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pearl Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42115634)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: Floppy Indigo Useless Brakes Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42115639)



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Date: April 22nd, 2021 9:15 AM
Author: Coiffed copper property striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42328373)



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Date: April 22nd, 2021 9:16 AM
Author: rusted athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42328383)



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Date: May 9th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: Shimmering cerebral stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42429073)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Boyish Lake Nibblets Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42681189)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 8:58 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pearl Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#43075060)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: Buck-toothed background story garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#43075485)



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Date: September 19th, 2021 10:57 AM
Author: house-broken appetizing principal's office jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#43140672)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Apoplectic chest-beating church mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#44345768)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Concupiscible hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#44345774)



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Date: July 12th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: red corn cake institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#46538523)



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Date: July 13th, 2023 8:13 AM
Author: Useless bateful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#46542347)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: red corn cake institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#47606125)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Exhilarant meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#47606187)



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Date: July 29th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: red corn cake institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#47905513)



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Date: July 29th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#47905516)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 9:54 AM
Author: red corn cake institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#48464997)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: henna feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#49074090)



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Date: March 16th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: galvanic slate base

ITT: 180 Content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42112592)



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Date: April 22nd, 2021 8:06 AM
Author: rusted athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42328177)



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Date: April 22nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: galvanic slate base

Moar, plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42328260)



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Date: May 5th, 2021 11:45 AM
Author: rusted athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42405499)



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Date: May 23rd, 2021 12:05 AM
Author: hairless heady location candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42506731)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling out-of-control dingle berry plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42680375)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 6:25 PM
Author: pungent crackhouse police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#42681168)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: rusted athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#43051678)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 9:00 AM
Author: crystalline filthpig

Critics.

https://www.reddit.com/r/redscareforcishetmen/comments/nhepsg/ocasio_cortes_holding_towel_over_wet_chest_as_she/gyvwna0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#43075071)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:21 AM
Author: henna feces

Reminder: Libs are humorless and so will never praise anything that appears to make light of something they think is "serious."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#43075378)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 10:45 AM
Author: Diverse Hateful International Law Enforcement Agency National Security Agency

subreddit banned lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#46929947)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 10:38 AM
Author: Buck-toothed background story garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#43075477)



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Date: September 19th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: titillating mental disorder heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#43140656)



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Date: October 4th, 2021 12:09 PM
Author: hairless heady location candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#43219586)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: rusted athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#43531793)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 7:05 AM
Author: red corn cake institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#43769722)



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Date: February 17th, 2022 1:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant meetinghouse



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Date: March 9th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling out-of-control dingle berry plaza

Just posted this in a 4 chan thread. One of you fuckers did too 30 seconds after me. https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/366263393#p366267335

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#44119004)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:56 AM
Author: red corn cake institution



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Apoplectic chest-beating church mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#44345773)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 12:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#44346058)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#44517047)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 11:41 AM
Author: Useless bateful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#44849411)



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Date: July 14th, 2022 12:23 PM
Author: Buck-toothed background story garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#44849798)



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Date: December 22nd, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: angry cruise ship

i was in jail at the moment this thread was made

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#45675314)



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Date: July 12th, 2023 10:38 AM
Author: Exhilarant meetinghouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#46538535)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: henna feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#49074092)



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Date: January 22nd, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: red corn cake institution



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 2:51 PM
Author: Useless bateful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#46878883)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 10:12 AM
Author: red corn cake institution



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Date: April 24th, 2024 1:43 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy pit son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#47606093)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: pungent crackhouse police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4788128&forum_id=2...id.#47868076)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:13 PM
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