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Talented Hospital Legend
  04/11/26
saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
olive embarrassed to the bone prole
  04/11/26
I saved one life
fuchsia point
  04/11/26
only #2 is remotely unique
Stimulating resort pisswyrm
  04/13/26
Where to start
Kink-friendly saffron hall new version
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olive embarrassed to the bone prole
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vigorous flirting ticket booth liquid oxygen
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out-of-control pit
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floppy bat-shit-crazy indirect expression site
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Sapphire Dashing Multi-billionaire Hissy Fit
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shaky newt
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Glittery church becky
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grizzly police squad
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Racy bat shit crazy boiling water
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Multi-colored Roast Beef
  04/15/26
Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
Indigo passionate codepig parlour
  04/11/26
I'm probably the only poaster to intentionally kill someone
lascivious abnormal keepsake machete haunted graveyard
  04/11/26
that's kinda cool
slate metal gaping
  04/11/26
Explain?
vigorous flirting ticket booth liquid oxygen
  04/11/26
B&e I'm in Texas It was on the news for a few days w ...
lascivious abnormal keepsake machete haunted graveyard
  04/12/26
Self defense?
Twisted exciting love of her life
  04/12/26
180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
olive embarrassed to the bone prole
  04/12/26
Ricky
Indigo passionate codepig parlour
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shaky newt
  04/11/26
(Rudolph)
Emerald rough-skinned travel guidebook
  04/11/26
I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
peach fantasy-prone sneaky criminal
  04/12/26
Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
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  04/16/26
Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Azure set
  04/11/26
also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
slate metal gaping
  04/11/26
Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Azure set
  04/11/26
those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
slate metal gaping
  04/11/26
All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Azure set
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
Diverse violent knife
  04/11/26
lol wow, holy shit
slate metal gaping
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
vigorous flirting ticket booth liquid oxygen
  04/11/26
Okay, I lol’d
Indigo passionate codepig parlour
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Offensive Useless Brakes
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Dull motley den
  04/11/26
lmao
Marvelous rambunctious box office
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purple cuck queen of the night
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Razzle Garrison Candlestick Maker
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avocado aromatic toilet seat
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floppy bat-shit-crazy indirect expression site
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Flesh cowardly piazza affirmative action
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Multi-colored Roast Beef
  04/15/26
180
Kink-friendly saffron hall new version
  04/12/26
Pumo scum
Azure set
  04/13/26
What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
'"'''''''''''''"'
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
cheese-eating puce community account
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
Wonderful sound barrier rehab
  04/11/26
that is brave
fuchsia point
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
Wonderful sound barrier rehab
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
fuchsia point
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
cheese-eating puce community account
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
magenta frum senate
  04/11/26
it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
slate metal gaping
  04/11/26
We've got time
Dull motley den
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shaky newt
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transparent curious spot pocket flask
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Indigo passionate codepig parlour
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
slate metal gaping
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peach fantasy-prone sneaky criminal
  04/12/26
You should have let him know that you had recorded the conve...
Azure set
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avocado aromatic toilet seat
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Shivering chad heaven
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
transparent curious spot pocket flask
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wow
shaky newt
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soul-stirring milky area
  04/12/26
most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a ro...
trip yellow quadroon
  04/13/26
lol
shaky newt
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Deranged step-uncle's house boistinker
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grizzly police squad
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
slate metal gaping
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
slate metal gaping
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avocado aromatic toilet seat
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
Mischievous gaped menage son of senegal
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Driven a Zamboni
Marvelous rambunctious box office
  04/11/26
180 wholesome unique experience
vigorous flirting ticket booth liquid oxygen
  04/11/26
tyty
Marvelous rambunctious box office
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
Histrionic apoplectic partner dysfunction
  04/14/26
Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
Marvelous rambunctious box office
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180
Racy bat shit crazy boiling water
  04/15/26
(stone cold steve austin tp)
Spectacular Sexy Abode Therapy
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
purple cuck queen of the night
  04/11/26
Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
Azure set
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shaky newt
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Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite ...
Bearded space
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magenta frum senate
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wtf
chestnut adventurous stag film cumskin
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peach fantasy-prone sneaky criminal
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avocado aromatic toilet seat
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lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an aw...
useless pontificating market
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I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but ...
Geriatric indian lodge kitty
  04/12/26
part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
confused aqua temple azn
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
Geriatric indian lodge kitty
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Judas Jones
  04/17/26
I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
peach fantasy-prone sneaky criminal
  04/12/26
I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
Glittery church becky
  04/12/26
Winner
Kink-friendly saffron hall new version
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out-of-control pit
  04/12/26
I smoked crack with him.
man o' war
  04/17/26
I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
chestnut adventurous stag film cumskin
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vigorous flirting ticket booth liquid oxygen
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
Razzle Garrison Candlestick Maker
  04/12/26
Narcissist
magenta frum senate
  04/12/26
Coon
Razzle Garrison Candlestick Maker
  04/12/26
Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
sick turquoise kitchen
  04/12/26
It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
Razzle Garrison Candlestick Maker
  04/12/26
You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
sick turquoise kitchen
  04/12/26
?
Razzle Garrison Candlestick Maker
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
sick turquoise kitchen
  04/12/26
It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
Razzle Garrison Candlestick Maker
  04/12/26
Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
sick turquoise kitchen
  04/12/26
Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
Razzle Garrison Candlestick Maker
  04/12/26
Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
sick turquoise kitchen
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
medicated coral tattoo
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
sick turquoise kitchen
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
Obey My Commands at All Times
  04/15/26
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
Meteorito
  04/17/26
ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
Buff Learning Disabled Lay Ape
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lascivious abnormal keepsake machete haunted graveyard
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
tan faggotry
  04/12/26
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Razzle Garrison Candlestick Maker
  04/12/26
It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
floppy bat-shit-crazy indirect expression site
  04/12/26
We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
tan faggotry
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
maroon location
  04/12/26
Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
tan faggotry
  04/13/26
how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  04/15/26
what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
shaky newt
  04/12/26
She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
tan faggotry
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
nighttime smoky cuckold
  04/13/26
many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
Erotic cruise ship
  04/13/26
I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
tan faggotry
  04/13/26
hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
Erotic cruise ship
  04/13/26
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shaky newt
  04/13/26
No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
tan faggotry
  04/13/26
Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
maroon location
  04/13/26
you're 60?
comical chapel double fault
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shaky newt
  04/13/26
tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
excitant costumed national security agency institution
  04/12/26
(definitely not a CSLG alt)
transparent curious spot pocket flask
  04/12/26
At the same time? Hotel or full size?
Geriatric indian lodge kitty
  04/12/26
Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
excitant costumed national security agency institution
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
comical chapel double fault
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
Geriatric indian lodge kitty
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
comical chapel double fault
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
floppy bat-shit-crazy indirect expression site
  04/12/26
180
Deranged step-uncle's house boistinker
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
chest-beating soggy famous landscape painting
  04/12/26
180!
Deranged step-uncle's house boistinker
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
medicated coral tattoo
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
floppy bat-shit-crazy indirect expression site
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
Kenneth Play
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
confused aqua temple azn
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
shaky newt
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
confused aqua temple azn
  04/14/26
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shaky newt
  04/14/26
Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
Jade adulterous theater
  04/12/26
I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
confused aqua temple azn
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
vigorous flirting ticket booth liquid oxygen
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
Erotic cruise ship
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
hairraiser frisky gunner
  04/13/26
Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
Mahogany appetizing dog poop
  04/13/26
my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
comical chapel double fault
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
Erotic cruise ship
  04/13/26
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Jade adulterous theater
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...
comical chapel double fault
  04/14/26
I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
Cordovan School Cafeteria
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Dun angry ladyboy
  04/13/26
Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
Offensive Useless Brakes
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
Fiercely-loyal vibrant nursing home
  04/13/26
ouch
shaky newt
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
Fiercely-loyal vibrant nursing home
  04/13/26
your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
shaky newt
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
Fiercely-loyal vibrant nursing home
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
shaky newt
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
purple cuck queen of the night
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
grizzly police squad
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
Fiercely-loyal vibrant nursing home
  04/14/26
180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
purple cuck queen of the night
  04/15/26
not me
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Fiercely-loyal vibrant nursing home
  04/14/26
genuine lol
Bronze Sanctuary Factory Reset Button
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purple cuck queen of the night
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180
maroon location
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180
confused aqua temple azn
  04/14/26
A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  04/16/26
My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Judas Jones
  04/17/26
FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
orchid thriller public bath
  04/13/26
180
Deranged step-uncle's house boistinker
  04/14/26
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orchid thriller public bath
  04/14/26
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Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)
  04/17/26
JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
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😎
cowgod
  04/16/26
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Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)
  04/17/26
Reenacted “Tubgirl”
Concupiscible shimmering state
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sienna milk
  04/15/26
As the director or the, uh, talent?
nuke mecca
  04/15/26
posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
abusive parlor half-breed
  04/14/26
Four Saudi guys separately in one day
slippery brindle principal's office mental disorder
  04/14/26
Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
purple cuck queen of the night
  04/14/26
Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
floppy bat-shit-crazy indirect expression site
  04/14/26
No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
purple cuck queen of the night
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
Bronze Sanctuary Factory Reset Button
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
purple cuck queen of the night
  04/15/26
unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
sealclubber
  04/15/26
I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
chilmata
  04/15/26
it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
sealclubber
  04/15/26
I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
chilmata
  04/15/26
Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
oomox
  04/16/26
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non stop prop op from israel
  04/16/26
Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Ultramarine Blood Rage
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
Multi-colored Roast Beef
  04/15/26
excited?
Kenneth Play
  04/15/26
Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
Kenneth Play
  04/15/26
Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  04/15/26
...
Kenneth Play
  04/16/26
...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  04/17/26
- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Multi-colored Roast Beef
  04/15/26
...
Kenneth Play
  04/15/26
...
Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)
  04/15/26
Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  04/15/26
Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
Amanda Reckonwith
  04/16/26
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Moishe "Moose" Goldberg
  04/16/26
i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp
  04/16/26
how'd you get away
Kenneth Play
  04/17/26
Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
Dinowhore6969
  04/16/26
Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
Mideast "Peace" "Agreement"
  04/17/26
...
Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
Only sane guy in the room
  04/17/26
climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
Metaphysics is Gay
  04/17/26
I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Art Pepper Jr.
  04/17/26
Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Art Pepper Jr.
  04/17/26
fkk it's too outable to say
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Talented Hospital Legend



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: olive embarrassed to the bone prole

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: fuchsia point

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Stimulating resort pisswyrm

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Kink-friendly saffron hall new version

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: olive embarrassed to the bone prole



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: vigorous flirting ticket booth liquid oxygen



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: out-of-control pit



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: floppy bat-shit-crazy indirect expression site



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: Sapphire Dashing Multi-billionaire Hissy Fit



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: shaky newt



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Glittery church becky



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: grizzly police squad



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Racy bat shit crazy boiling water



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: Multi-colored Roast Beef



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Indigo passionate codepig parlour

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: lascivious abnormal keepsake machete haunted graveyard

I'm probably the only poaster to intentionally kill someone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: slate metal gaping

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: vigorous flirting ticket booth liquid oxygen

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: lascivious abnormal keepsake machete haunted graveyard

B&e I'm in Texas

It was on the news for a few days w that one black grifter trying to get me got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Twisted exciting love of her life

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: olive embarrassed to the bone prole

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Indigo passionate codepig parlour

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: shaky newt

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Emerald rough-skinned travel guidebook

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: peach fantasy-prone sneaky criminal

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,..,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Azure set

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: slate metal gaping

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Azure set

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: slate metal gaping

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Azure set

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Diverse violent knife

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: slate metal gaping

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: vigorous flirting ticket booth liquid oxygen

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Indigo passionate codepig parlour

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Offensive Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Dull motley den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Marvelous rambunctious box office

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: purple cuck queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Razzle Garrison Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: avocado aromatic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: floppy bat-shit-crazy indirect expression site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Flesh cowardly piazza affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Multi-colored Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Kink-friendly saffron hall new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Azure set

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: '"'''''''''''''"'

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: cheese-eating puce community account

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Wonderful sound barrier rehab

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: fuchsia point

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Wonderful sound barrier rehab

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: fuchsia point

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: cheese-eating puce community account

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: magenta frum senate

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: slate metal gaping

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Dull motley den

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: shaky newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: transparent curious spot pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Indigo passionate codepig parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: slate metal gaping

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: peach fantasy-prone sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Azure set

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: avocado aromatic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: Shivering chad heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: transparent curious spot pocket flask

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: shaky newt

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: soul-stirring milky area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: trip yellow quadroon

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: shaky newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Deranged step-uncle's house boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: grizzly police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: slate metal gaping

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: slate metal gaping

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: avocado aromatic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Mischievous gaped menage son of senegal

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811592)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Marvelous rambunctious box office

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: vigorous flirting ticket booth liquid oxygen

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Marvelous rambunctious box office

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Histrionic apoplectic partner dysfunction

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Marvelous rambunctious box office

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Racy bat shit crazy boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Spectacular Sexy Abode Therapy

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: purple cuck queen of the night

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Azure set

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: shaky newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Bearded space

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: magenta frum senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: chestnut adventurous stag film cumskin

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: peach fantasy-prone sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: avocado aromatic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: useless pontificating market

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Geriatric indian lodge kitty

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: confused aqua temple azn

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Geriatric indian lodge kitty

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: peach fantasy-prone sneaky criminal

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Glittery church becky

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Kink-friendly saffron hall new version

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: out-of-control pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: man o' war (🫢🏾)

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: chestnut adventurous stag film cumskin

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: vigorous flirting ticket booth liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Razzle Garrison Candlestick Maker

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: magenta frum senate

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Razzle Garrison Candlestick Maker

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: sick turquoise kitchen

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Razzle Garrison Candlestick Maker

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: sick turquoise kitchen

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Razzle Garrison Candlestick Maker

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: sick turquoise kitchen

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Razzle Garrison Candlestick Maker

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: sick turquoise kitchen

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Razzle Garrison Candlestick Maker

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: sick turquoise kitchen

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: medicated coral tattoo

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: sick turquoise kitchen

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Obey My Commands at All Times

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Meteorito

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Buff Learning Disabled Lay Ape

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: lascivious abnormal keepsake machete haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: tan faggotry

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Razzle Garrison Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: floppy bat-shit-crazy indirect expression site

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: tan faggotry

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: maroon location

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: tan faggotry

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: shaky newt

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: tan faggotry

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: nighttime smoky cuckold

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Erotic cruise ship

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: tan faggotry

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Erotic cruise ship

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: shaky newt

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: tan faggotry

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: maroon location

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: comical chapel double fault

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: shaky newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: excitant costumed national security agency institution

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: transparent curious spot pocket flask

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Geriatric indian lodge kitty

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: excitant costumed national security agency institution

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: comical chapel double fault

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Geriatric indian lodge kitty

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: comical chapel double fault

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: floppy bat-shit-crazy indirect expression site

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Deranged step-uncle's house boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: chest-beating soggy famous landscape painting

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Deranged step-uncle's house boistinker

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: medicated coral tattoo

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: floppy bat-shit-crazy indirect expression site

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: confused aqua temple azn

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: shaky newt

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: confused aqua temple azn

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: shaky newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Jade adulterous theater

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: confused aqua temple azn

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: vigorous flirting ticket booth liquid oxygen

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Erotic cruise ship

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: hairraiser frisky gunner

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Mahogany appetizing dog poop

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: comical chapel double fault

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Erotic cruise ship

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Jade adulterous theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: comical chapel double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Cordovan School Cafeteria

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Dun angry ladyboy

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Offensive Useless Brakes

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal vibrant nursing home

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: shaky newt

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal vibrant nursing home

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: shaky newt

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal vibrant nursing home

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: shaky newt

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: purple cuck queen of the night

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: grizzly police squad

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal vibrant nursing home

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: purple cuck queen of the night

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal vibrant nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Bronze Sanctuary Factory Reset Button

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: purple cuck queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: maroon location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: confused aqua temple azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Judas Jones

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: orchid thriller public bath

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Deranged step-uncle's house boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: orchid thriller public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: cowgod

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible shimmering state

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: sienna milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: nuke mecca

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: abusive parlor half-breed

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: slippery brindle principal's office mental disorder

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: purple cuck queen of the night

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: floppy bat-shit-crazy indirect expression site

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: purple cuck queen of the night

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Bronze Sanctuary Factory Reset Button

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: purple cuck queen of the night

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: sealclubber

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: chilmata

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: sealclubber

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: chilmata

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: oomox

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Ultramarine Blood Rage

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored Roast Beef

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (πŸ¦€ )

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (πŸ¦€ )

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (πŸ¦€ )

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (πŸ¦€ )

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Multi-colored Roast Beef

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Amanda Reckonwith

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Moishe "Moose" Goldberg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Dinowhore6969

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Mideast "Peace" "Agreement" (No Future)

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Only sane guy in the room

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Art Pepper Jr.

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Art Pepper Jr.

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.


fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: peeface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49824367)