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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
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Brilliant stirring abode foreskin
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Ty
chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
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sexy bistre gaping hairy legs
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are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
lascivious lavender pit pisswyrm
  07/14/25
The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
lascivious lavender pit pisswyrm
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
lascivious lavender pit pisswyrm
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
Bespoke sex offender brethren
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
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Aromatic Bearded Cumskin
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it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
Navy Athletic Conference
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who is opposing counsel
drunken nofapping menage wrinkle
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A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
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i wish both you and zurich tp luck
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up-to-no-good hospital
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Comical Parlor
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Glittery pea-brained dingle berry
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9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
greedy set
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
greedy set
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what a stud
Pungent bat-shit-crazy sanctuary
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will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
Kink-friendly School
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I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
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Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
Passionate carmine theater stage
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Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
greedy set
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Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
Passionate carmine theater stage
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Razzmatazz Aquamarine Haunted Graveyard
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The N-word would be a clever wink
Onyx metal juggernaut boistinker
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You're honor I'm gay
Mildly autistic insane home
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"I have sex with men for money"
greedy set
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at least use the word scholarship.
yapping plaza
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Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
yapping plaza
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Bangarang could fly under the radar
Bonkers ocher boiling water
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your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
lascivious lavender pit pisswyrm
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CNN made “jet black” too famous
chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
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I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
lascivious lavender pit pisswyrm
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May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
alcoholic shimmering property tattoo
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Best of luck
floppy therapy hall
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good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
topaz main people theater
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got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
red hominid
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drunken nofapping menage wrinkle
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Pungent bat-shit-crazy sanctuary
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EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
red hominid
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judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
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topaz main people theater
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what is this case over anyway
red hominid
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Where is the link
pale alpha roast beef
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
drunken nofapping menage wrinkle
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Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
pale alpha roast beef
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what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
deranged charismatic point
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looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
Transparent excitant doctorate giraffe
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Here he comes
red hominid
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He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
red hominid
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rookie blunder
violent green church halford
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ahhhhh shit!!!
topaz main people theater
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Wow aren't laws crazy
Indigo high-end corner mood
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Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
pale alpha roast beef
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1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
red hominid
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Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
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red hominid
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Onyx metal juggernaut boistinker
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almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably alre...
Comical Parlor
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Vigorous Really Tough Guy
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Pungent bat-shit-crazy sanctuary
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Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
Indigo high-end corner mood
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why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
red hominid
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Really makes you think huh
pale alpha roast beef
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but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
red hominid
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Indigo high-end corner mood
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Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
deranged charismatic point
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Indigo high-end corner mood
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Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
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Oh epah fucked up
Kink-friendly School
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baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
greedy set
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Indigo high-end corner mood
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Sepia library
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baldmo judge tp
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Razzmatazz Aquamarine Haunted Graveyard
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Hyperactive dashing double fault
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needs legal advice
Underhanded gas station faggotry
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Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
pale alpha roast beef
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Laughsome karate tanning salon
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Imagine?
Onyx metal juggernaut boistinker
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Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
Onyx metal juggernaut boistinker
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"I can turn him straight"
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drunken nofapping menage wrinkle
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pale alpha roast beef
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Onyx metal juggernaut boistinker
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fishy trip pocket flask
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Glittery pea-brained dingle berry
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razzle-dazzle son of senegal
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The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
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Pungent bat-shit-crazy sanctuary
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I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
red hominid
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“If your honors would like…”
Onyx metal juggernaut boistinker
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Tho humble
Kink-friendly School
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we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
Sepia library
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deranged charismatic point
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lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
red hominid
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That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
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red hominid
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he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
Transparent excitant doctorate giraffe
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I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
Onyx metal juggernaut boistinker
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Comical Parlor
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Relatively modest recovery tp
Indigo high-end corner mood
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Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
Indigo high-end corner mood
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red hominid
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Further errors tp
Indigo high-end corner mood
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forwent work
Kink-friendly School
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looking at their firm size tp
red hominid
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Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
pale alpha roast beef
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Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
red hominid
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Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
medicated international law enforcement agency trailer park
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*gayer
Kink-friendly School
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That’s how all people from CA sound
medicated international law enforcement agency trailer park
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Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
greedy set
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He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
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fishy trip pocket flask
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kike
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Vigorous Really Tough Guy
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Mildly autistic insane home
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hot station
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Agreed Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts he...
pale alpha roast beef
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he's just "eccentric"
greedy set
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why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
red hominid
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tls fox
Hyperactive dashing double fault
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https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html je...
red hominid
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lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
Hyperactive dashing double fault
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drunken nofapping menage wrinkle
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"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
pale alpha roast beef
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did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
primrose diverse candlestick maker messiness
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Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
Jet-lagged parlour roommate
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let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
Kink-friendly School
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gonna have to be way more specific
red hominid
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chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
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"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
Beady-eyed Sticky Clown Stain
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chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
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You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
Beady-eyed Sticky Clown Stain
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It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
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Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
Beady-eyed Sticky Clown Stain
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We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
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Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind jury plain...
Beady-eyed Sticky Clown Stain
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Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity....
chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
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Defense taking umbrage tp
red hominid
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I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
Beady-eyed Sticky Clown Stain
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Pungent bat-shit-crazy sanctuary
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Hyperactive dashing double fault
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canary supple immigrant kitchen
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was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
Contagious macaca
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pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
drunken nofapping menage wrinkle
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Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
Awkward Brunch Private Investor
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WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) wh...
Embarrassed to the bone dysfunction
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stfu fag
Kink-friendly School
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It is good to be home.
Embarrassed to the bone dysfunction
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the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polit...
Comical Parlor
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drunken nofapping menage wrinkle
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litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
Underhanded gas station faggotry
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not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
Comical Parlor
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
Underhanded gas station faggotry
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im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
Comical Parlor
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ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
Underhanded gas station faggotry
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He’s really good
fishy trip pocket flask
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im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
odious friendly grandma
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180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
pale alpha roast beef
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as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being h...
Avocado spectacular site legal warrant
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jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
Comical Parlor
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slaveholders were 180 tho
Kink-friendly School
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EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
Avocado spectacular site legal warrant
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Fragrant elastic band rehab
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So thoughtful! So moderate!
alcoholic shimmering property tattoo
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you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you ...
Comical Parlor
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You really aren’t In a position to comment yet. And ...
Honey-headed Stage
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Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. T...
Honey-headed Stage
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ty pumo
chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
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sexy bistre gaping hairy legs
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this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice an...
Comical Parlor
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You have no idea what you are talking about.
Multi-colored Locus Lettuce
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im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk...
Comical Parlor
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crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp
odious friendly grandma
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If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge ta...
razzle-dazzle son of senegal
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Indigo high-end corner mood
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Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time...
hot station
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You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress
house-broken degenerate address
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Gorgeous guy
chest-beating lemon locale goal in life
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So do your black gorillas gf peg you? When you go &ldquo...
Nighttime Exhilarant Temple
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At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White an...
odious friendly grandma
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Brilliant stirring abode foreskin

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: sexy bistre gaping hairy legs



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: lascivious lavender pit pisswyrm

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: lascivious lavender pit pisswyrm

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: lascivious lavender pit pisswyrm

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Bespoke sex offender brethren

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Aromatic Bearded Cumskin



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Navy Athletic Conference

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: drunken nofapping menage wrinkle

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: drunken nofapping menage wrinkle

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Onyx metal juggernaut boistinker



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: up-to-no-good hospital



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Contagious macaca



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Glittery pea-brained dingle berry



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: greedy set

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: greedy set

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Pungent bat-shit-crazy sanctuary

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Kink-friendly School

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Passionate carmine theater stage

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: greedy set

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101549)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Passionate carmine theater stage

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101556)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103242)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Onyx metal juggernaut boistinker

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Mildly autistic insane home

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: greedy set

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: yapping plaza

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: yapping plaza

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Bonkers ocher boiling water

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: lascivious lavender pit pisswyrm

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: lascivious lavender pit pisswyrm

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: alcoholic shimmering property tattoo

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: floppy therapy hall

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: topaz main people theater

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: red hominid

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: drunken nofapping menage wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Pungent bat-shit-crazy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: red hominid

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: drunken nofapping menage wrinkle

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: topaz main people theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: red hominid

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: pale alpha roast beef

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: drunken nofapping menage wrinkle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: pale alpha roast beef

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: deranged charismatic point

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Transparent excitant doctorate giraffe

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: red hominid

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: red hominid

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: violent green church halford

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: topaz main people theater

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Indigo high-end corner mood

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: pale alpha roast beef

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: red hominid

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: deranged charismatic point

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: red hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Onyx metal juggernaut boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Comical Parlor

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Vigorous Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Pungent bat-shit-crazy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Indigo high-end corner mood

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: red hominid

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: pale alpha roast beef

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: red hominid

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Indigo high-end corner mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: deranged charismatic point

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Indigo high-end corner mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Kink-friendly School

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: greedy set

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Indigo high-end corner mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Sepia library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Onyx metal juggernaut boistinker

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Hyperactive dashing double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Sticky Clown Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Glittery pea-brained dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Aquamarine Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Hyperactive dashing double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Underhanded gas station faggotry

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: pale alpha roast beef

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Laughsome karate tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Onyx metal juggernaut boistinker

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Onyx metal juggernaut boistinker

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: red hominid

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: drunken nofapping menage wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: pale alpha roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Onyx metal juggernaut boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive dashing double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: fishy trip pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Avocado spectacular site legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Glittery pea-brained dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Pungent bat-shit-crazy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: red hominid

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Onyx metal juggernaut boistinker

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Kink-friendly School

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Sepia library

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: deranged charismatic point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: red hominid

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: red hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Transparent excitant doctorate giraffe

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Onyx metal juggernaut boistinker

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Comical Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Indigo high-end corner mood

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Indigo high-end corner mood

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: red hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Indigo high-end corner mood

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Kink-friendly School

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: red hominid

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: pale alpha roast beef

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: red hominid

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: medicated international law enforcement agency trailer park

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Kink-friendly School

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: medicated international law enforcement agency trailer park

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: greedy set

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Hyperactive dashing double fault

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: fishy trip pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Navy Athletic Conference

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Glittery pea-brained dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Burgundy shrine becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Vigorous Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Mildly autistic insane home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: hot station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: pale alpha roast beef

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: greedy set

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: red hominid

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Hyperactive dashing double fault

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: red hominid

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive dashing double fault

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: drunken nofapping menage wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: pale alpha roast beef

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: primrose diverse candlestick maker messiness

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Jet-lagged parlour roommate

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Kink-friendly School

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: red hominid

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Sticky Clown Stain

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Sticky Clown Stain

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Sticky Clown Stain

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Sticky Clown Stain

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: red hominid

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Sticky Clown Stain

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Pungent bat-shit-crazy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Hyperactive dashing double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: canary supple immigrant kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Contagious macaca

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: drunken nofapping menage wrinkle

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Awkward Brunch Private Investor

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone dysfunction

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Kink-friendly School

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone dysfunction

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Comical Parlor

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: drunken nofapping menage wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Underhanded gas station faggotry

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Comical Parlor

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Underhanded gas station faggotry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Comical Parlor

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Underhanded gas station faggotry

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: fishy trip pocket flask

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: odious friendly grandma

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: pale alpha roast beef

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Avocado spectacular site legal warrant

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Comical Parlor

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Kink-friendly School

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Avocado spectacular site legal warrant

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Fragrant elastic band rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: alcoholic shimmering property tattoo

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Comical Parlor

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Honey-headed Stage

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Honey-headed Stage

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: sexy bistre gaping hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Comical Parlor

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Multi-colored Locus Lettuce

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Comical Parlor

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: odious friendly grandma

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle son of senegal

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Indigo high-end corner mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: hot station

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: house-broken degenerate address

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: chest-beating lemon locale goal in life

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Nighttime Exhilarant Temple

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: odious friendly grandma

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105370)