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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:11 PM Author: Swashbuckling Sex Offender Rigor I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with him for a while. No sex, just a fistfight. I won. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28103126) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:14 PM Author: Big public bath I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28103150) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:06 PM Author: Godawful arousing puppy boltzmann I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed slapping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28103568) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:57 PM Author: dashing purple ticket booth jew that's not how semper fi claims it went (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28104463) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:48 PM Author: brindle self-centered codepig 180; story plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28106987) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:09 PM Author: Beady-eyed garrison wrinkle Lol I love this story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28109506) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:20 PM Author: Swashbuckling Sex Offender Rigor Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel like typing it out again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28109898) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM Author: thriller pearl center This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was a virgin and then tried to kiss me after I came in her mouth AND she was an insufferable feminist
but it got me out of a dry spell and then I got with much better looking women |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM Author: thriller pearl center No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MAF but I didnt care (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28103557) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:27 PM Author: Primrose theater stage boistinker brits are no good? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28103774) |
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had a cute face so I figured I would give it a shot. |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:55 PM Author: Slap-happy swollen station cumskin Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar, stalked me for years afterwards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28104451) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 8:58 PM Author: Mind-boggling orchid den go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28105961) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 7:09 PM Author: Slap-happy swollen station cumskin Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subject line pretended to be about giving birth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28111963) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:49 PM Author: Vigorous new version space 5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 singles in a group of 6. She would cum with gross theatrics every 90 seconds and sang show tunes afterwards.
I left a watch there when I departed the next morning and she wouldn't leave it with the doorman or send it back to me. she made me COME BACK TO HER PLACE sober and get it from her on the nightstand I left it. |
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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:24 AM Author: sexy lascivious nursing home lol'd at this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#31427667) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:50 PM Author: excitant french chef brunch Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I faced the wall and leaned against it and spread my legs. She went to town on my asshole with her tongue. I enjoyed it for like 2-4 minutes.
Never mind this was one of the best.
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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:59 AM Author: excitant french chef brunch Good times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#31427379) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:20 PM Author: Sepia Voyeur Deer Antler Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freaked out and thought I was dead and called the fire department. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28106148) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:47 PM Author: hairraiser box office black woman Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She had a bit of a troll face, and prided herself on her style. We just got back from Hanks Oyster Bar and I dropped her off. We kissed, but I wasn't feeling it and left pretty quick after dropping her outside. She called a few minutes later as I was down toward Dupont Circle and told me to come back. I did, parked, she was standing in front of her condo building. I kissed her and walked past her toward her condo complex door, and she led me to the elevator and we went up to her studio. It was shit, but she owned it,which she was proud of and had referred to herself as a homeowner about 11 times on our date. No couch, we sat on the bed. She brought out Trader Joe's two buck chuck white wine. We drank a little, started making out, I wasn't really into it. I took her shirt off, she took mine off. Took her pants off, she had a full bush, which was super unattractive. She smelled a little. I finger ed her and my fingers smelled rank. She took my pants off and gave me a bj, but I couldn't get hard as I could still smell my fingers. We tried to have sex, missionary. Couldn't get it up. She said it looked like my little friend wasn't cooperating. I sacked it up, jacked off until I managed to get a semi. Stuck it in, in and out a few times. Couldn't finish. She seemed disappointed. I left quickly, never set up a second date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28106364) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:07 AM Author: hairraiser box office black woman One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was skinny and stylish, but was no more than a 5. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28108759) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:50 PM Author: magenta marvelous school The DC Shrew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28107009) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:06 AM Author: Laughsome French Macaca Ratface This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28108960) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:34 AM Author: contagious elite university lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28108797) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:38 AM Author: ruddy exciting shitlib if this is your worst consider yourself lucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28108805) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:38 PM Author: Self-absorbed maroon spot i loved thenm all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28106845) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:39 PM Author: zombie-like location mines a nightmare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28106858) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:41 PM Author: Mind-boggling orchid den can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire department? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28106888) |
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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:53 PM Author: zombie-like location self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28107035) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:12 AM Author: Beady-eyed garrison wrinkle I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew classmate who PURSUED ME then, after I P+D'd, first, threatened to charge me with rape, second, faked a pregnancy, third, had a mob of law shrews try to beat my ass (LOL), and fourth, drafted an email to my then-girlfriend describing how I cheated on her in very graphic detail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28108842) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:14 AM Author: ruddy exciting shitlib Fast Times at McGeorge Law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28108847) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:15 AM Author: contagious elite university LOL describe the aftermath with the gf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28108851) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM Author: Beady-eyed garrison wrinkle oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell you having two girls read and write about how you plow them is a 180 peak experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28108952) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:51 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Striped Hyena Idea He Suggested Copy paste that shit u ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28109745) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM Author: Laughsome French Macaca Ratface The law shrew mob- describe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28108953) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:24 AM Author: Beady-eyed garrison wrinkle A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night of sake and preparty with this law shrew and the mob. Cop a BJ during the party on my staircase (!!). So, we all go out and meet some classmates who are lame and we decide ( my buddies and I) that we are going to go meet some other girls at another bar. So we ditch the girls we were originally with. Not long after, I start getting text messages from some member of the shrew model like "what the fuck did you guys go" and "what the fuck are you doing to [shrew]". I am just too fucked up to understand the tone or implication of these messages, so I reply like "oh I don't know we went to meet some of the girls yeah shrews okay." The text messages get progressively more violent where the member of the mob will say "we are at x ba. If you come here I'm going to Slap you in the face" my responses are "ok, cool, on our way." We show up to the bar, and I am immediately met by the mob, who questions to me in a convo that goes like this "why did you invite us!to dinner tonight?" Because I thought it would be fun. why did you invite us to the pre-party? Because I thought it would be fun. Why did you invite us to the bars afterwards? Because I thought it would be fun. Why do you leave us for other girls? Because I thought it would be more fun. When I say one, that a hail of slaps and kicks and punches come from the shrew crowd while their faggot white knights lisp on cheering my demise. Instead of going down Jon snow style I high tail it out of there, a gaggle of Menacing shrews screeching in disdain |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:28 AM Author: Laughsome French Macaca Ratface This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28109054) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:31 AM Author: Cheese-eating angry forum lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28109066) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:42 PM Author: Stimulating reading party mental disorder U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28109708) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:44 PM Author: Beady-eyed garrison wrinkle there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28109714) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:52 PM Author: Fear-inspiring Striped Hyena Idea He Suggested 18000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28109750) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:07 PM Author: Maize quadroon parlour Dude, you basically raped those women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28109830) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:25 PM Author: Titillating garnet office 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28109918) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:27 AM Author: gold judgmental theatre got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a diarrhea shit. never again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28109047) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:40 AM Author: Galvanic kitchen Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a bar. My girl was Lille a 5-6....my buddy ended up leaving because his girl wasn't into it. Talked to my girl some more, kissed a bit. We walked out and started making out and I was getting a semi. All of a sudden she said "let's get some food." She picks some Asian ethnic place and orders a bunch of food. We take it back to her apartment. I use her bathroom and have diarrhea for some reason and just feeling like shit. I walk out and feel a little better and then just see her SHOVING that food down her mouth like a monster. Something about it was just a huge turnoff. We go to her room, start making out, get undressed, and then my buddy starts blowing up my phone because I'm the only one with the airbnb key. She didn't like me checking out my phone but we kept making out and I went down on her for a few minutes to try to get into it. But the combination of a lot of alcohol, diarrhea, and just seeing her shove ethnic food down her mouth completely shut my dick off. I said I'll be right back, tried to get hard in the bathroom, but nothing was working. I jizzed without even getting hard for the first time I could remember. Came back to her room and she was passed out. Put my clothes on and got the fuck out of there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28109102) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:10 PM Author: Maize quadroon parlour This sounds like just a normal hook up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28109846) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM Author: Mildly autistic mahogany hell 18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to see her at bar and some drunk hobos attempt to mug me, but theyre too drunk to succeed. They try to push me down and Im just like, "have a good night, thank!" and walk off. Fucking boomers.
Meet this girl outside bar but it is too full. We go to some mexican restaurant and this shrew talks about her failed relationships and shrewdom and shit. She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something. ANyway I'm drinking enough and starting to have a good time so I walk her back to her apt and we make out on her couch. Get on bed and get her clothes off and apparently she used to be pretty overweight and body was saggy and blah and tramp stamp. Pound it for a while, but i can barely get hard with a condom and booze. I can't come. She takes out this giant vibrator and gets herself off while i throat fuck her. I leave without coming and that's that.
I have a few other bad ONS, but this chick's body really ruined it for me. Such a cute face! She got married like 5 months later, ljl. |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:34 PM Author: ebony razzmatazz pervert She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something.
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:41 PM Author: Mildly autistic mahogany hell nah that would be mean
it's one of those undeserving wikipedia pages that people make for themselves
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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:47 PM Author: Wonderful Church Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back to my room, she starts blowing me, than takes my cock out of her mouth and asks, "You're not like a huge liberal or anything are you?". Naturally I responded, "Fuck no," and she said "good" and stuffed my cock back in her mouth and then I came on her face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28110067) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Beady-eyed garrison wrinkle 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28110496) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:39 PM Author: excitant french chef brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28111854) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:41 PM Author: Titillating garnet office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28111858) |
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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:30 PM Author: Exhilarant gay business firm I'd like Julia's input ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28111823) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:42 PM Author: snowy crotch water buffalo Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to go hogging so this was new experience. She comes back with me we start making out and I am pleased to see she has big tits. I was only hoping for a blowjob but she said she doesn't give those to strangers, only fucks. I trooper up and take her to my room. She says she needs to use bathroom. She comes back out and I run in to kiss.it was the worst smell I have ever experienced. It wasn't shit but I don't know anything about gynecology so no clue what it may have been. On the verge of puking I go back to bed and give it a run. After 3 pumps I am reminded of the smell, fake an orgasm and roll over pretending to be asleep. She's like are you serious and I am making light snoring sounds. Realizing she had left when I woke up like 3 hours later was one of my happier moments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#28180688) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:47 PM Author: Glittery church building got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl wanted to see if this mansion 10,000 sq+ (being sold brand new) had a charger outside the house. The key fell out of the lock. We went inside probably 11 bedrooms. fucked the girl in the wine cellar.
another time went to JENKS came out was waiting for a taxi. Girl was heading to same town as me. Randomly met talked in the car. As we got out she invited me over to her place. Had 2 beers fucked her put my pants on and left. Never knew her name or saw her again.
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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:57 PM Author: maniacal aromatic corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#35083093) |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:58 PM Author: cruel-hearted hairless hall travel guidebook met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sat in the wheelchair while she rode me. i walked out, never answered her calls. the residual guilt... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#35083101) |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: Offensive Diverse Shrine Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman year. A few years later we were both in a small seminar together. Couldn’t even look in her direction that semester. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#35083461) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:02 AM Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,.,..,:,.;,.., slightly defective girls can be a lifehack (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2...id.#49598263) |