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Yale Philosopher here. Taking questions on ethical dilemmas.

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Umber Plaza Puppy
  06/18/25
is it gay if i have sex with an identical version of myself?
frozen peach jap
  06/18/25
Only if you're gay
Umber Plaza Puppy
  06/18/25
I can field this one. Giving your own clone a handjob isn't...
mind-boggling alpha
  06/18/25
this checks out ty
frozen peach jap
  06/18/25
who would win in a fight between Duke Nukem and Turok the Di...
Beady-eyed dopamine idiot
  06/18/25
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contagious roast beef temple
  06/18/25
Turok. Not even close too
Umber Plaza Puppy
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sapphire dog poop ticket booth
  06/18/25
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Impressive organic girlfriend national
  06/18/25
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sapphire dog poop ticket booth
  06/18/25
Bold claim.
Beady-eyed dopamine idiot
  06/18/25
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sapphire dog poop ticket booth
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soul-stirring onyx round eye
  06/18/25
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up-to-no-good spectacular nursing home
  06/18/25
would u care to explain Martha Nussbaum's concept of Fragili...
Blue trip lodge old irish cottage
  06/18/25
"Morality is a luxury of the powerful"
Umber Plaza Puppy
  06/18/25
*sang the Whiffenpoofs at the alumni gathering*
Blue trip lodge old irish cottage
  06/18/25
Suicidal lonely bro here. Explain away solipsism.
Cream Sanctuary
  06/18/25
It's a coping mechanism produced by your brain because you a...
Umber Plaza Puppy
  06/18/25
Isn’t that a jew school?
cordovan abode
  06/18/25
No you're thinking of Columbia
Umber Plaza Puppy
  06/18/25
You are not a philosopher
maniacal school cafeteria
  06/18/25
False. I am a prestigious Yale-Accredited Philosopher whose ...
Umber Plaza Puppy
  06/18/25
Is it ethical to dump a non-WOC girlfriend based solely on h...
Tripping useless area
  06/18/25
This depends on your Height If you're 6'4" and above...
Umber Plaza Puppy
  06/18/25
Okay, I lol’d
sapphire dog poop ticket booth
  06/18/25
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arousing insanely creepy potus
  06/18/25
Why does Brian Leiter hate us? Why does Brian Leiter rank Y...
Ruddy cerebral heaven masturbator
  06/18/25
This one's easy. He's Jewish.
Umber Plaza Puppy
  06/18/25
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cordovan abode
  06/18/25


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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Umber Plaza Puppy



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: frozen peach jap

is it gay if i have sex with an identical version of myself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028628)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Umber Plaza Puppy

Only if you're gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028645)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling alpha

I can field this one. Giving your own clone a handjob isn't gay, because masturbation isn't gay. Giving or receiving a blowjob is gay because of you were some sort of contortionist who sucked your own dick, that would be gay. And of course anal sex would be very gay, because sticking a dildo up your own ass is very gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028832)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: frozen peach jap

this checks out ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028863)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dopamine idiot

who would win in a fight between Duke Nukem and Turok the Dinosaur Hunter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028634)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: contagious roast beef temple



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Umber Plaza Puppy

Turok. Not even close too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028648)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: sapphire dog poop ticket booth



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Impressive organic girlfriend national



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: sapphire dog poop ticket booth



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed dopamine idiot

Bold claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028766)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: sapphire dog poop ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028806)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring onyx round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028850)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: up-to-no-good spectacular nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028684)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Blue trip lodge old irish cottage

would u care to explain Martha Nussbaum's concept of Fragility of Goodness? shouldn't goodness be made of sterner stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028640)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Umber Plaza Puppy

"Morality is a luxury of the powerful"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028654)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Blue trip lodge old irish cottage

*sang the Whiffenpoofs at the alumni gathering*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028661)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Cream Sanctuary

Suicidal lonely bro here. Explain away solipsism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028702)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Umber Plaza Puppy

It's a coping mechanism produced by your brain because you are ashamed of yourself compared to others

You have to learn to love yourself and accept that it's okay that you have flaws, and that it's okay that you won't necessarily always measure up to other people in the ways that you wish that you could

All human meaning is derived from one's human relationships with other people. You have to learn to love yourself so that you can allow others to love and appreciate you despite your flaws, and allow yourself to love and appreciate them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028730)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: cordovan abode

Isn’t that a jew school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028727)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Umber Plaza Puppy

No you're thinking of Columbia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028744)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: maniacal school cafeteria

You are not a philosopher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028782)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Umber Plaza Puppy

False. I am a prestigious Yale-Accredited Philosopher whose work and Expert Testimony has even been cited in Supreme Court Cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028789)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Tripping useless area

Is it ethical to dump a non-WOC girlfriend based solely on her race?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028796)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Umber Plaza Puppy

This depends on your Height

If you're 6'4" and above, it's morally acceptable. If you're 6'3" and below, it's a moral transgression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028807)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: sapphire dog poop ticket booth

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49029738)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: arousing insanely creepy potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028856)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Ruddy cerebral heaven masturbator

Why does Brian Leiter hate us?

Why does Brian Leiter rank Yale's philosophy department only as tied for 4th place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028903)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Umber Plaza Puppy

This one's easy. He's Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49028930)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: cordovan abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739916&forum_id=2...id.#49029823)