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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Drab Pistol Legal Warrant
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Beady-eyed Adulterous Trailer Park
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
fragrant school cafeteria shitlib
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
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You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
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I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
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Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
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it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
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when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
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*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Drab Pistol Legal Warrant

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Adulterous Trailer Park

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: fragrant school cafeteria shitlib

where restaurants serve texas toast?

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Adulterous Trailer Park

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Floppy sweet tailpipe



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: effete corner



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Yellow thriller cruise ship

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: effete corner



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: self-centered toaster range

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: irradiated gaping public bath



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: confused crotch toilet seat

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: swashbuckling sinister home ratface

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: racy rebellious background story double fault

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: swashbuckling sinister home ratface



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: snowy casino factory reset button

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: aphrodisiac volcanic crater



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: curious associate



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: stirring big-titted main people chapel



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cerebral school yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Lascivious office



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Cerebral school yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Blue greedy rigpig



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: awkward fantasy-prone persian indian lodge

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: vibrant garnet old irish cottage

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: comical cordovan point

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: motley slimy masturbator

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: sick milky area chad

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cerebral school yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Floppy sweet tailpipe



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: godawful bespoke gas station affirmative action



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: irradiated gaping public bath

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2...id.#49057026)