1. ADMIT that you “squanched him once, squanched him t...	Ultramarine den	06/27/26
2. ADMIT that you claimed on June 12, 2021 that you didn't p...	stubborn ungodly factory reset button brunch	06/27/26
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3. ADMIT that you are the author of the 3/16/23 Autoadmit po...	excitant crackhouse sneaky criminal	06/27/26
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4. ADMIT that you have used terms such as, but not limited t...	White newt	06/27/26
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5. ADMIT that you compared your penis to your "son's&qu...	stubborn ungodly factory reset button brunch	06/27/26
6. ADMIT that a restaurant waitress called the cops based on...	excitant crackhouse sneaky criminal	06/27/26
7. ADMIT that you wrote positively about the Rick and Morty ...	glittery poppy set	06/27/26
8. ADMIT that you masturbate using your index finger and thu...	stubborn ungodly factory reset button brunch	06/27/26
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10. ADMIT that you have taken that poor asian boy you purcha...	holy shit lmao 180	07/08/26

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: Ultramarine den 1. ADMIT that you “squanched him once, squanched him twice, squanched him thrice in the land of rice.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id.#49965718)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: stubborn ungodly factory reset button brunch 2. ADMIT that you claimed on June 12, 2021 that you didn't penetrate him because "he can't feel it." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id.#49965721)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: Ultramarine den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id.#49965757)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:39 PM Author: excitant crackhouse sneaky criminal 3. ADMIT that you are the author of the 3/16/23 Autoadmit post titled "Sp here. If I poast weird rape shit about my kid, it’s not funny and it means" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id.#49965735)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:42 PM Author: Mildly autistic aphrodisiac candlestick maker church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id.#49965739)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:43 PM Author: stubborn ungodly factory reset button brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id.#49965740)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: Ultramarine den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id.#49965758)

Date: July 8th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: holy shit lmao 180 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id.#49986659)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:44 PM Author: White newt 4. ADMIT that you have used terms such as, but not limited to, "boihole" and "kimchi chute" to refer to your alleged minor son's anus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id.#49965742)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:52 PM Author: Ultramarine den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id.#49965759)

Date: June 28th, 2026 5:36 PM Author: excitant crackhouse sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id.#49967478)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:54 PM Author: stubborn ungodly factory reset button brunch 5. ADMIT that you compared your penis to your "son's" and afterward smacked him about the face, chest, neck, back and head with a ruler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id.#49965767)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: excitant crackhouse sneaky criminal 6. ADMIT that a restaurant waitress called the cops based on questionable behavior you exhibited to your minor adopted child. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id.#49965775)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:59 PM Author: glittery poppy set 7. ADMIT that you wrote positively about the Rick and Morty television show conception of "squanching" on the internet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id.#49965781)

Date: June 27th, 2026 8:32 PM Author: stubborn ungodly factory reset button brunch 8. ADMIT that you masturbate using your index finger and thumb and a magnifying glass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id.#49966284)

Date: June 27th, 2026 9:20 PM Author: Ultramarine den 9. ADMIT that you have called your African American clients "niggers" on the internet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id.#49966374)

Date: July 8th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: ''''''"'''"" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id.#49986656)

Date: July 8th, 2026 4:09 PM Author: holy shit lmao 180 (✅🍑) 10. ADMIT that you have taken that poor asian boy you purchased to multiple pedo hangouts including Comet Pingpong Pizza and Great Wolf Lodge and then taunted us and bragged about it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2...id.#49986662)