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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
sable cuckold abode
  11/17/13
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fantasy-prone wine incel
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
irradiated plaza
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Well-lubricated clown
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
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  11/18/13
tp
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  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Razzle-dazzle puce corn cake useless brakes
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not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
fantasy-prone wine incel
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
sable cuckold abode
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
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pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Stimulating Doobsian State
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
bistre new version
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
sable cuckold abode
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Chestnut fragrant range
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see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
sable cuckold abode
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
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You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
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Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
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i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
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I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
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or a gigantic shopping bag
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?
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i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
territorial personal credit line station
  11/18/13
Well?
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  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
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  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Cyan gas station
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
fantasy-prone wine incel
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Jet casino
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Citrine deranged center sound barrier
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Cyan gas station
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you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
sable cuckold abode
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Cyan gas station
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Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Citrine deranged center sound barrier
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Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
sable cuckold abode
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It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Cyan gas station
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even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
sable cuckold abode
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you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria
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You're done here
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(idiot)
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Irate people who are hurt locus
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yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
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right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
sable cuckold abode
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Irate people who are hurt locus
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
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...
Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Irate people who are hurt locus
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
180 university ratface
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only?
Hairraiser idiotic hospital
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because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
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(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
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Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
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i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
sable cuckold abode
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Shitlawyer union won't let them
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lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
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couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Irate people who are hurt locus
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lol
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lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Thirsty Resort
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LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
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lmao.
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
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lol'd irl from picturing this
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Underrated
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chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
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"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria
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Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Mustard Beady-eyed Indirect Expression
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"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria
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I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
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yeah I mean every bit helps
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Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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*legit retard*
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Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
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That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
cowardly frum wrinkle yarmulke
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titcr chip kelly is done here
Irate people who are hurt locus
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yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria
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LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
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show your work, faggot
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cr what a clown lol
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right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria
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"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Mustard Beady-eyed Indirect Expression
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am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria
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LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Mustard Beady-eyed Indirect Expression
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? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria
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i thought you had a ph.d
stirring claret reading party pit
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same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria
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you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
stirring claret reading party pit
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
stirring claret reading party pit
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
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LOL
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(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
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Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
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How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
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The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
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LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
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chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
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worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
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really embarassing
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no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
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According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
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Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
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Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
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these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
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tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
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it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
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the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
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If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
sable cuckold abode
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i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
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(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
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that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
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i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Histrionic Onyx Sweet Tailpipe Multi-billionaire
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Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
sable cuckold abode
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cr the voice of reason
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
sable cuckold abode
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a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
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dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
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happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
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I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
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well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
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show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: curious sanctuary

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: low-t olive meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24547190)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: fantasy-prone wine incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: irradiated plaza

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Well-lubricated clown

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Vivacious Fortuitous Meteor

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle puce corn cake useless brakes

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: fantasy-prone wine incel

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Provocative athletic conference

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Stimulating Doobsian State

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: bistre new version

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Chestnut fragrant range

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Brilliant spot coldplay fan

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: odious cocky native black woman

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Emerald Travel Guidebook Stage



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: mildly autistic razzmatazz orchestra pit

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Racy Shimmering Indian Lodge Puppy

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: cracking fuchsia lettuce

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: vigorous cream menage

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: domesticated fighting death wish

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: territorial personal credit line station

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Glassy shaky giraffe

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: bossy marvelous nursing home brethren

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Cyan gas station

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: fantasy-prone wine incel

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Jet casino

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Citrine deranged center sound barrier

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Cyan gas station

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Cyan gas station

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Citrine deranged center sound barrier

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Cyan gas station

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Crystalline trip locale

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Irate people who are hurt locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser idiotic hospital

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Irate people who are hurt locus

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: bistre new version

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Irate people who are hurt locus

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: 180 university ratface

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser idiotic hospital

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: aqua razzle love of her life partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Thirsty Resort

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Citrine deranged center sound barrier

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Hot parlour stain

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Irate people who are hurt locus

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Hot parlour stain

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Thirsty Resort

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser idiotic hospital

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Vivacious Fortuitous Meteor

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Multi-colored Twinkling Library

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: cowardly frum wrinkle yarmulke

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Vivacious Fortuitous Meteor

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: mint circlehead organic girlfriend

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: out-of-control glittery school

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Dun Big Roommate

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: henna volcanic crater property

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Mustard Beady-eyed Indirect Expression

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Mustard Beady-eyed Indirect Expression

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Thirsty Resort

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Buck-toothed bawdyhouse

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: cowardly frum wrinkle yarmulke

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Mustard Beady-eyed Indirect Expression

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: cowardly frum wrinkle yarmulke

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Irate people who are hurt locus

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Mustard Beady-eyed Indirect Expression

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: stirring claret reading party pit

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Mustard Beady-eyed Indirect Expression

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Mustard Beady-eyed Indirect Expression

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: stirring claret reading party pit

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: stirring claret reading party pit

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: stirring claret reading party pit

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: cowardly frum wrinkle yarmulke

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fanboi school cafeteria

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Mustard Beady-eyed Indirect Expression

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: cowardly frum wrinkle yarmulke

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Mustard Beady-eyed Indirect Expression

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: cowardly frum wrinkle yarmulke

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Mentally impaired exciting private investor forum

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Jet casino

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Lascivious haunting space

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: confused hell

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Mustard Beady-eyed Indirect Expression

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: cowardly frum wrinkle yarmulke

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: mint circlehead organic girlfriend

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser idiotic hospital

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Aquamarine diverse cruise ship hissy fit

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Infuriating thriller famous landscape painting immigrant

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: splenetic home

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Talking Spectacular Point Macaca

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: cowardly frum wrinkle yarmulke

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: startled mahogany location goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Fluffy primrose idiot parlor

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Milky church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: startled mahogany location goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: dashing mood shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: lake frisky base

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: sable cuckold abode

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: lake frisky base

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: sable cuckold abode

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: apoplectic floppy jap senate

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Indigo kink-friendly theater

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: apoplectic floppy jap senate

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Histrionic Onyx Sweet Tailpipe Multi-billionaire

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Histrionic Onyx Sweet Tailpipe Multi-billionaire

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: apoplectic floppy jap senate

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Bisexual filthy elastic band corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: carnelian contagious den

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: apoplectic floppy jap senate

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Fluffy primrose idiot parlor

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: territorial personal credit line station

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling prole theater stage

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Coiffed philosopher-king

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Coral demanding heaven idea he suggested

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: aqua razzle love of her life partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: talented crusty mental disorder

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: silver associate

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Infuriating thriller famous landscape painting immigrant

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: bateful boltzmann office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Startling foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: heady ungodly cuckoldry

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Infuriating thriller famous landscape painting immigrant

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Electric Boistinker Crackhouse

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Misanthropic Drunken Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: charismatic karate market

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: sable cuckold abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Dun Big Roommate

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: cerebral gaped rehab sex offender

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: boyish adulterous ticket booth

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Disrespectful awkward stage son of senegal

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Dun Big Roommate

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Violent Sticky Theatre

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Passionate Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: sable cuckold abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: odious cocky native black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: at-the-ready greedy sandwich nibblets

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Appetizing chapel

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: poppy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: odious cocky native black woman

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#30464144)



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Author: Motley Sapphire Trump Supporter Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#31480262)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Galvanic business firm

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#47457795)



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Author: Dessert Fox



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