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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  11/17/13
wow great point man
mischievous beady-eyed friendly grandma
  11/17/13
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180 mexican
  02/09/14
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trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
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nyuug
  03/24/26
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nyuug
  03/25/26
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nyuug
  03/25/26
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tantric cumskin jew
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
sickened massive locus tattoo
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Orchid excitant pit hissy fit
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
violent exhilarant electric furnace
  11/18/13
tp
Bespoke sapphire selfie dog poop
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Cracking love of her life
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
tantric cumskin jew
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Crimson brunch toilet seat
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Amber Point Trump Supporter
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Odious buff juggernaut theatre
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Translucent Milk Public Bath
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Fuchsia glittery idiot
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
talking resort
  04/07/16
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dull chapel
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
charismatic lake meetinghouse
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
twisted corner boistinker
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Motley primrose church building new version
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
Curious school
  11/17/13
?
very tactful mildly autistic church
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Wonderful windowlicker center
  11/18/13
Well?
Topaz location
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
domesticated floppy macaca school cafeteria
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
high-end property rigpig
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
tantric cumskin jew
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
cowardly adventurous lodge
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
bateful clear ratface
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
high-end property rigpig
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
high-end property rigpig
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
bateful clear ratface
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
high-end property rigpig
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
You're done here
Stimulating mahogany therapy locale
  11/19/13
(idiot)
hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
...
Bossy mind-boggling set
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Contagious angry piazza coffee pot
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Bossy mind-boggling set
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Odious buff juggernaut theatre
  11/17/13
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hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Bossy mind-boggling set
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
jade forum
  11/17/13
only?
Contagious angry piazza coffee pot
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  11/17/13
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hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
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Ivory Rehab Ladyboy
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
onyx station faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
bateful clear ratface
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Red Impertinent Pozpig
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Bossy mind-boggling set
  11/17/13
lol
Red Impertinent Pozpig
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
onyx station faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Contagious angry piazza coffee pot
  11/17/13
lmao.
violent exhilarant electric furnace
  11/18/13
cq
Brilliant orchestra pit
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  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
blue factory reset button
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
violent exhilarant electric furnace
  11/18/13
Underrated
coral insane plaza
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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  12/22/14
tyft mental image
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  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
Fishy headpube bawdyhouse
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
passionate canary voyeur
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
passionate canary voyeur
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
onyx station faggot firefighter
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
provocative market
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
blue factory reset button
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
passionate canary voyeur
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
blue factory reset button
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Bossy mind-boggling set
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
passionate canary voyeur
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Flushed hunting ground
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
passionate canary voyeur
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
passionate canary voyeur
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Flushed hunting ground
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Flushed hunting ground
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Flushed hunting ground
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
blue factory reset button
  11/17/13
LOL
hairraiser partner keepsake machete
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
passionate canary voyeur
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
blue factory reset button
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
passionate canary voyeur
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
blue factory reset button
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
cordovan jewess halford
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
cowardly adventurous lodge
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
boyish ebony parlour antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
really embarassing
Orange vivacious library
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
passionate canary voyeur
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
blue factory reset button
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
coral insane plaza
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Contagious angry piazza coffee pot
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  11/17/13
well executed flame
misanthropic hilarious double fault
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
French filthpig
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
Bright Marvelous Fortuitous Meteor
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
aphrodisiac affirmative action parlor
  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
blue factory reset button
  11/17/13
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  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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rose vibrant spot
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
big native
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
big native
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Aromatic stag film
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
talented azure area
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Aromatic stag film
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
greedy narrow-minded nibblets reading party
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
greedy narrow-minded nibblets reading party
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
Aromatic stag film
  11/18/13
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tripping electric range sex offender
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
Comical burgundy den
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Aromatic stag film
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Razzle degenerate fat ankles
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
Wonderful windowlicker center
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
Effete wrinkle stage
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(Jeff Bridges)
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Ivory Rehab Ladyboy
  11/19/13
best thread i've read on XO in over a year
Titillating doobsian legal warrant
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
alcoholic pink garrison
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  11/19/13
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trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
French filthpig
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submissive hell multi-billionaire
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
Pale menage
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
French filthpig
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
stirring garnet temple
  12/17/13
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Autistic Blood Rage Trust Fund
  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
Diverse Up-to-no-good Scourge Upon The Earth
  03/08/14
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trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
  12/22/14
if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
Duck-like theater sandwich
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
Fluffy scarlet whorehouse
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and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
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  12/22/14
Uh they do
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trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
Duck-like theater sandwich
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talking resort
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: mischievous beady-eyed friendly grandma

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: 180 mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#49768855)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#49769159)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: tantric cumskin jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: sickened massive locus tattoo

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Orchid excitant pit hissy fit

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: violent exhilarant electric furnace

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Bespoke sapphire selfie dog poop

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Cracking love of her life

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: tantric cumskin jew

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Crimson brunch toilet seat

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Amber Point Trump Supporter

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Odious buff juggernaut theatre

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Translucent Milk Public Bath

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Fuchsia glittery idiot

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: talking resort

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: dull chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: charismatic lake meetinghouse

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: twisted corner boistinker

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Motley primrose church building new version

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Curious school

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: very tactful mildly autistic church

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Wonderful windowlicker center

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Topaz location

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: domesticated floppy macaca school cafeteria

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: high-end property rigpig

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: tantric cumskin jew

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: cowardly adventurous lodge

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: bateful clear ratface

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: high-end property rigpig

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: high-end property rigpig

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: bateful clear ratface

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: high-end property rigpig

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Stimulating mahogany therapy locale

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Bossy mind-boggling set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Contagious angry piazza coffee pot

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Bossy mind-boggling set

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Odious buff juggernaut theatre

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Bossy mind-boggling set

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: jade forum

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Contagious angry piazza coffee pot

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Ivory Rehab Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: onyx station faggot firefighter

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: bateful clear ratface

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Red Impertinent Pozpig

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Bossy mind-boggling set

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Red Impertinent Pozpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: onyx station faggot firefighter

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Contagious angry piazza coffee pot

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: violent exhilarant electric furnace

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Brilliant orchestra pit

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Bespoke sapphire selfie dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: blue factory reset button

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: violent exhilarant electric furnace

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: coral insane plaza

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Vigorous adulterous puppy house

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Duck-like theater sandwich

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Fishy headpube bawdyhouse

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: passionate canary voyeur

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: passionate canary voyeur

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: onyx station faggot firefighter

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: provocative market

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: blue factory reset button

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: passionate canary voyeur

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: blue factory reset button

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Bossy mind-boggling set

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: passionate canary voyeur

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Flushed hunting ground

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: passionate canary voyeur

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: passionate canary voyeur

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Flushed hunting ground

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Flushed hunting ground

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Flushed hunting ground

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: blue factory reset button

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: hairraiser partner keepsake machete

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: passionate canary voyeur

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: blue factory reset button

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: passionate canary voyeur

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: blue factory reset button

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: cordovan jewess halford

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: cowardly adventurous lodge

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: boyish ebony parlour antidepressant drug

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Orange vivacious library

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: passionate canary voyeur

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: blue factory reset button

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: coral insane plaza

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Contagious angry piazza coffee pot

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: misanthropic hilarious double fault

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: French filthpig

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Bright Marvelous Fortuitous Meteor

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac affirmative action parlor

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: blue factory reset button

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: free-loading casino water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Razzle degenerate fat ankles

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: free-loading casino water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: rose vibrant spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: big native

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: big native

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Aromatic stag film

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: talented azure area

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Aromatic stag film

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: greedy narrow-minded nibblets reading party

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: greedy narrow-minded nibblets reading party

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Aromatic stag film

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: tripping electric range sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Comical burgundy den

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Aromatic stag film

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Razzle degenerate fat ankles

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Wonderful windowlicker center

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Effete wrinkle stage

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: slimy home

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Yellow field

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Ivory Rehab Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Titillating doobsian legal warrant

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: alcoholic pink garrison

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: French filthpig

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Green police squad round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: submissive hell multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Pale menage

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: French filthpig

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: stirring garnet temple

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Autistic Blood Rage Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Diverse Up-to-no-good Scourge Upon The Earth

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Duck-like theater sandwich

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Fluffy scarlet whorehouse

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: peach heady gas station

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: fragrant psychic

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Duck-like theater sandwich

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: disturbing generalized bond

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: talking resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: magical twinkling uncleanness dilemma

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Cream thirsty crotch

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: bat shit crazy laughsome pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: talking resort

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: lascivious idiotic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#31480262)



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Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#37197656)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#38290169)



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a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#47457795)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#47457883)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: trip fear-inspiring trailer park boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2...id.#49397898)