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Seattle: Mandatory ORCA cards, but Jerry’s still driving me insane.
| Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine | 11/09/24 |
| Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine | 11/14/24 |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:22 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() Seattle’s Commuter Benefits Ordinance requires employers to provide subsidized ORCA cards for public transit. A great perk, except Jerry, who lives a block from the store, demanded one anyway.
Today, he clocked in late, claiming “transit delays.” When I reminded him he walks to work, he smirked and said, “The law doesn’t say I have to use it, friend. Just that you have to pay for it.”
HR, predictably, sided with Jerry. Tabitha, between sips of her daily Big Gulp, shrugged. “Legally, Evan, he’s entitled to it. Don’t be petty.”
Spent the shift dealing with Jerry’s mess while he sat in the breakroom Googling “best ORCA card hacks.” Clocked out late, whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
Date: November 14th, 2024 10:23 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HOSE) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630887&forum_id=2...id.#48339436) |